Have you ever stolen books from a library?
>>24695935Yes
No but I've forgotten to return books before.
>>24695936Is it easy? Is it even illegal?
>>24695935Yeah but I returned it
We have metal detectors but for books at my library
>>24695935No but I stole them from bookshops
>>24695935yes
I have 4 books which I borrowed but a glitch in the system failed to pick up that I borrowed them and it's been 15 years but I'm too afraid to return them
>>24696276i fucking hate this playplay xitterspeak man. people spend three hours writing shit like this, tweaking the precise misplacement of capital letter and comma to ensure all thing it's off-the-cuff. this macho casualism. this passive aggressive irony. it's the twenty-nothing who intentionally places himself at the most conspicuous corner of the most trendy brunch cafe, wearing an outfit that replicates a gentrified notion of homelessness, reading a book they fake-tattered with water and dish cloths to give the illusion of having been read, wearing glasses and pretending to not be interested in gazes, this performative blasè, which is anything but, rather a heresy towards true slothdom, i hate it.
>>24696288>heresy towards true slothdomI like this. I’m going to steal this. Hehehe.
>>24696299feel free my vitriolic rants are in the public domain
What kind of pos steals from a library
