Never has a book so deceived me; it even failed, in the end, to evoke the volcanic pleasures of the capon.What remains is no more than a reproach, never a true immorality. Even Shoujo M achieved this with greater finesse. The English is a wearisome strain of extra-poeticism, masturbatorily erudite—ghastly prose.
Why does it seem that in english literature writing a mediocre story and the n having chatgpt use a Thesaurus on it is the epitome of writing? Shakespear did it first. Ulysses too.
>never has a book>failed to evoke the volcanic pleasures of the capon>what remains >finesse>masturbatorily erudite>—>ghastly proseyou made me laugh and you made me rage. if this is a shitpost it's a good one. if this was written (or inscribed, as you would say) in sincerity, then I can only pray for your everlasting pain.
>>24699491I thought it necessary.
>>24699462I came on this book at least 5 times. When I reread it again, I'll cum at least 10 times more.
>>24699546Its not hot in a conventional sense of the word.
>>24699491Never, in all my bibulous wanderings through the sepulchral libraries of the spirit, has a volume so exquisitely hoodwinked me; it contrived, in its terminal palpitations, to neglect the pyrotechnic raptures—the very lavaburnt effulgences—of that tragic gastronomic eunuch, the capon.What persists is not the delicious sulphur of true immorality, but the pallid chalk of chastisement, a mere schoolmaster’s wagging finger. Even the languorous perversities of Shoujo M attained more authentic decadence. The English, ah!—a suffocating palimpsest of masturbatory preciosity, a lexical rococo so leaden in its arabesques that the very act of reading becomes an autopsy of style. Prose—yes, prose—of such ghastly opulence it collapses beneath its own obscene brocade.
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This blud think he shakespeare :skullemoji:
>>24699555Conventions don't turn me on unless they're furry ones
>>24700090heh
