This is your shot to break into the publishing industryGoldstein & Cohen press is willing to provide a 5 Bitcoin advance if you can pitch the hottest, most marketable smut of the year for femcels. What’s your pitch?
Goldstein, Cohen...They ain't publishing me bruh
>>24703060Yeah, no one in this city is publishing you, antisemite. Get out of my building before I call security.
>>24703056Femcel -- a morbid, darkly interested loner who struggles to connect with people because of how dark and mysterious she is, tracks down her biological father in an attempt to escape her overbearing mother and cuck step-father (who she has nothing but contempt for because he's a fat manchild manlet) only to at discover her father is a chad who understands and affirms her personally, emotionally, and sexually. He is also a vampire.
>>24703075I’m gonna need a 5 book minimum series and adaptation rights
>>24703087Deal. The series will symbolically explore the deeper descents into darker, more grotesque sex. Starting with Berlin BDSM clubs and gradually descending into necrophillia. There will also be a love triangle with her father and some lesbian witch to spice things up.
>>24703056Ok, hear me out.She's a plain, ordinary woman who has no particular ambitions or proclivities. She finds a man who is ordinary and hard-working, and they fall in love. They get married, have five children, and live out an ordinary life until they grow old. Then the story ends.
>>24703056Paola is a writer, a promising one, you could say, with one editorial success and her second book underway. The problem is that she can't write about the extremely sexual life of her protagonist, Virginia, without feeling like an impostor. She then decides to become her protagonist, first as a study, then as an obsession. Fiction and reality blur as her adventures become more intense and even dangerous.
>>24703147Women don't want this or else they'd be doing it in real life. Cope, chud.
>>24703147this but the guy is also a werewolf
>>24703171Anon, that's what makes it so devilishly good.It's what women don't have in life.It will appeal to them, I promise it.But only in fiction, not in real life.>>24703175Horrible.
>>24703147It’s gonna be a no from me, dawg >>24703170>Woman is characterised>Man is not even mentioned in the pitchIs this amateur hour or what?
>>24703175Go on…
>>24703202>It’s gonna be a no from me, dawgAlright fine. Have another, though.>>24703056She's a plain, ordinary woman who has no particular ambitions or proclivities. One day while she's on her way to work, a man cuts her off in traffic and causes a minor collision. The police are called and they exchange their insurance details and their contact information. The man calls her the next day, asking if he can just fix the vehicle and leave insurance out of it. She declines.She goes on vacation a few days after that. After returning from her vacation she discovers that her vehicle is completely fixed. The insurance company says that they can't proceed with a claim if she went and got it repaired on her own, and they cancel the claim.Although her vehicle is fixed at no cost to her, she's furious. She calls him and asks why he did it. He hangs up, saying nothing. This repeats once each day for a week.She can't stop thinking about him. She goes to his home and knocks violently on his door.That's where my pitch stops.I'm no good with romance shit so someone else can finish the rest. You have the scaffolding.
>>24703056Christina Hivanen is a gorgeous curvaceous eighteen year old with an ambition to conquer the world through writing. There's one thing missing...Spice. To spice up her life Christine Hivanen takes an impromptu tour to Warsaw where a rest at the wrong bus station ends with her ending in the hands of Volodymir Hrenyakov: a tall husky and ripped man who is a serial child rapist and killer necrophile on the loose. Now Christina is a slave in his commie block basement dungeon and her life depends on whether she obeys master Hren or not. What begins as fear turns, after bloodplay BDSM and child murder orgies and stim fueled forthnight long sex session involving animal crushing, animal torture, and corpse molesting, into romantic attraction. Christina learns the deep secret of the infant cannibal: he's multi trillionaire who supplies adrenochrome to Epstein and is the kingping of the international snuff pedo and chid torture network in cahoots with all the leaders of the world. Christina's love deepens. She knows she head over heels in love when she discovers that Volodymir is actually Satan. Will she finally melt the heart of the child molester, animal abuser, toddler rapist, the spirit of War and Pestilence, Satan and Choronzon itself?
Working title: "Untitled Manuscript"A woman is repeatedly raped by handsome vampires, pirates, and CEOs. They rape because they are heartbroken and tortured, and she fixes them by making them worship her, but they still rape her after being fixed because they're still insatiably in love with her.
>>24703257Are these vampires who are each also pirates and CEOs, or are these three separate categories of men?
>>24703244> a tall husky and ripped man who is a serial child rapist and killer necrophile on the loose.Yes…> Now Christina is a slave in his commie block basement dungeonNO> Christina learns the deep secret of the infant cannibal: he's multi trillionaireYESSSSIs 10 bitcoin enough?
>>24703242man, you're good
>>24703056>Woman is working at a useless no-skill public job, like a waitress or cashier>She sees handsome rugged man late at night, limping and bleeding. Rushes to help him>Gets him to sit down and goes to get gauze or something, but when she returns he's gone without a trace>Days later, while she's shopping, a gunfight breaks out around her. She's terrified and cowering somewhere our of the way>Man notices her while getting shot at, protects her and escapes with her, shoots some guys (non fatally? idk if women prefer a rugged guy who doesn't kill or one who kills bad guys)>She brings him to her house, patches him up, have steamy hot sex>Something something mafia clans, honorable deserter, blood feud>At the end guy has to choose between pursuing his revenge/justice or saving her from a ticking time bomb (metaphorical or not), chooses to save her
>>24703463Alright, fuck you. I'll finish it. But I told you I'm no good at this shit.>>24703242So after five minutes of knocking on his door with no answer, he finally opens the door and grabs her by the wrist and pulls her in, locking the door.She screams at him but he ignores her sounds. He drags her to a chair and sits her down and tells her that she needs to stop making noise or he'll make her stop. She shuts up, expectant for an explanation.He tells her that he's operating under a false identity for a mission of national importance, and he can't be getting authorities involved in any way. Soon a guest will be visiting for which he needs to please in order to keep the mission on track. She doesn't have enough time to leave now, so she has to pretend to be his wife or they'll both be dead. She nods in agreement.The dinner goes well, but at some point they start talking about music and the man is requested to play one of his records, which he does. The guest wishes to dance with his wife, and demands that this man dances with his wife. They dance, and the passions fly, and he kisses her deeply at the end of the song.The guest leaves, and when the man demands her to leave too, she insists that someone might be watching, and she should at least spend the night. They fuck.Blah blah blah, shit happens, and then at the end of it she actually marries him.God, I hate this shit so much.
Salam alaikum,I would like to advertise and sell your book.Here is the condition:It can't be smutty, pornographic, or blasphemous. It does not need to be transgressive or obscene at all.Ideally, it is simply compelling on its own merit and quality. It can be wholesome and pure, it can be serious and compelling, it can be exciting and dramatic.It does not need to be fiction either. As long as it is worth reading and it isn't smut. Put simply, a good book worth selling at a fair and honest price.
