It releases today. Will you be purchasing it at your local bookstore? I plan to buy it today. I plan on supporting the known 4chan user, Jordan Castro, by purchasing his second novel, Muscle Man.
>Harold, a middling literature professor at a liberal arts college, lives in a state of dissatisfaction and fear. how many times do i need to experience this tale? i'll pass. write a western or something next time.
>>24711311He literally wrote /fitlit/ the novel, and you're laughing? Show some respect.
>>24711307>>24711316Muscle Shill by Jordan "Samefag" Castrato
>>24711333>20 years later anon will finally read Muscle Man because it will have become a widely praised novel like Infinite Jest>20 years later anon will pretend like he always knew Muscle Man was a good novelkek, typical /lit/ loser.
>>24711343>blah blah blah faggy noises>blah blah blah faggy noisesJordan "Samefag" Castrato shilling his novel "Faggot Man" on /lit/
>pretty girl on train: Hi, whatcha reading??>M-muscle man
>>24711347Why does someone from 4chan becoming a successful author make you angry? Is it because your incel screeds aren't advertised on Penguin's websites?https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/authors/2245589/jordan-castro/
>>24711351>>24711352>faggy seethingJordan "Samefag" Castrato seething on /lit/ while he shills "Faggot Man"
>>24711307The title is retarded. He should have called it Macho Man. And then he could have ridden the coattails of DJT.
>>24711823What does Don Julio Tequila have to do with anything?
>>24712007i dunno. it goes with TACO?
I bought a copy :^)
>>24712447is that you, jordan? it's not even 6 inches, is it?
>>24712500The book is 5x8 inches. That schlong is 3/4ths the height. 8*3/4 = 6. That wang is a solid 6 incher, and it's looks fat and juicy as fuck. That's a 9/10 cock.
>>24712548mine is almost 7 tho
>>24712548Kys fag
>>24712564> fagThat was Honor, you know.
>>24712563Mine is 7 if you measure from the side. So I tell girls it's 7.
>>24711311the guy's pen name is jordan castro and it's not about being a gay latino in aids era san francisco? the fuck? if u want to make a campus novel about some mope u should have used a name like charles waspington or some shit
>>24712638There's actually a foil to Harold in the novel named Casey. It seems like you'd be interested in Casey as a character. You should purchase the novel.
>>24712640I'd rather purchase a pound of onions. (I hate onions.)
>>24711307You know who ELSE will be purchasing it at a local bookstore?
>>24712701Max Lawton?
