Edward could smell Bella's farts and shids and he still loved her. Edward wishes he could shid and fard. He belongs to a coven of vampire losers that hang around with humans instead of feasting on their blood. He's a total CHUD and if you don't see it then I don't know why you hate twilight.
Vastly inferior vampire bf. So is Angel.
>>24716418Not to underrate K Stew, but vastly inferior gf too.
>>24716418>>24716420>medium that requires you to sink 150+ hours for something that could be conveyed in a few chapterslame & gay
Good threads die early
>>24716947This thread is majestic, but go on.