James Rolfe aka AVGN just released a book
>>24732681Why do I feel as though this will get criticisms of the assholish variety?
>>24732721No review. I refuse.
>>24732681Waiting for this queen's review
>>24732721Are you expecting seasoned readers to care ? Fucking fool.
There’s no physical copy
>>24732721balls on the dick
>>24732681
It's over
>>24732770kek
>>24734378That’s just those Reddit faggots that have a sub devoted to hating everything he does
Link me to the pdf.
>but am was a skeleton
>>24734665Why do they hate Rolfe so much? He seems very milquetoast compared to other lolcows
>>24734897It’s Reddit. Almost every subreddit dedicated to a specific person or thing ultimately devolves to it being a vile den of hatred. It’s just how they are.
>>24734897
>>24732681RL Stine must be shaking in his boots as we speak.
>>24734897They will never forgive him for articulately expressing why he woudnt see Oguobunga Nutbusters 2, female edition.
>>24732681I didn't know he was literate
>>24735073'member when James had hair?
>>24734897>James makes shitty movie, it's ok to hate him for a while>said period of hate births the first generation of obsessed hatewatchers>James' content becomes noticeably worse after a while, it's clear he's not into it anymore>life happens and most of the AVGN "old guard" and associates leave to do their own thing>hires some unfunny faggots to help him out with the script and footage and editing>hatewatchers create r/cinemassacretruth where they can freely mock James' baldness and bad reviews under a dozen layers of irony (they claim they are the last true fans of his so they have the ok to talk shit)>does some Q&As where he, maybe less than gracefully, complains about lack of time (he has a daughter now, and whatever duties come with fatherhood), how AVGN is what pays his bills and how some of his fans are assholes>hatewatcher redditors become lionized by this since it's "proof" that James became a cuck bald onions faggot who likes seeing his wife get blacked raw>in addition to the above, it's undeniable "proof" that James "betrayed them" by choosing his family over AVGNand the rest is history.
>>24733476Do you want him to suffer?
Will this spawn a wave of angry young adult authors?
>>24735325hopefully it will spawn a wave of truther suicides
>>24734897AVGN was the only eceleb role model around when most of these guys were growing up. Tons of them viewed him as a prophet who was destined to break into the film industry. Him being a normal guy with a kinda dead end legacy e-media career in his 40's is a betrayal of their expectations.
Bro made the main character's name Dante about a gnome amusement park ride
Too many uncs who know way too much about some nobody youtube nerd. Embarrassing.
>>24735373The Angry NINTENDO Nerd's first video appeared on the internet over 20 years ago, anon.
>>24735373>pretending like you're not balls deep in Millenniboomer e-celeb lore
Is he honestly retarded?
He really does want to back to the past doesn't he? Like on a fundamental psychological level he just seems to resent not being a kid anymore.
This e-celeb named James Rolfewhose hairline I carefully monitor,whose twitter feed I refresh every hour,whose videos I religiously watch,whose personal life I investigate with other people on the internet,whose physical appearance is very important to me and i talk about it a lot,of whom I have a large folder with pictures of his hairline and infographics about his wife, children, and personal life,whose relationships to other e-celebs I know by heart and in detail,who I think and talk about every day,is such a loser
>>24735552>he doesn't know
>>24735552Didn’t he tell a story about literally being a short bus kid? I think most people assumed the fuckballspoo thing was just the character but it’s just his actual level of criticism. The reviews he used to do of movies he /liked/ kind of exposed this as well. Godzilla is good because “woah awesome”.I wouldn’t make fun though since that tard has got an easy job he got rich from, has a wife and kid. Easily lapping all the “smart” people who sit around and call him names 15 years after he was relevant.
>>24735630>Didn’t he tell a story about literally being a short bus kid?Yup.
>>24735630Yeah, his monster madness videos were he talks about stuff he supposedly likes are still pretty superficial surface level takes too.>I wouldn’t make fun though since that tard has got an easy job he got rich from, has a wife and kidI admit this could way off but despite all that I don't know that I get the sense that he's actually happy. Like you can't really judge someone's off camera life from on camera I realize but I kind of get the sense that he's worn out. He seems tired. And I wonder if he regrets going in this direction vs trying to enter the actual industry. Or maybe he's kicking his feet up with a cold one and laughing with his family right now. I dunno. I'd hope he was. But I feel like a lot of these old guard creatives are kind of losing all their steam.
IT'S UP https://youtu.be/MppkODsNiLU
>>24735641He was about 16 when this happened, btw.
>>24735641>Don't tell the teachers were you're going>They get mad because for all they knew you could have been kidnapped or hurt>Somehow this their fault and I threw a tantrum and implodedGood christ.
>>24734897Their bitter losers still made that James "betrayed" them because Cinemassare isn't what it used to be. Like, I get it. James was hero to a lot people when they were younger, myself included and it's sad to see what his channel has become. But it's time to move on. It's not just James. The entire internet is dead now.
>>24735641It doesn't help his case when he writes at about a 5th grade level
>>24732681Spoil me the ending.
>>24735373There wasn't even YouTube or positive nerd culture wannabes when he started making his videos. He's a pioneer in what he does.
>>24734378>2.2>now 3.3We are so back.
>>24732681>>24735629>>24735641>“Come to think of it, I think I remember hearing that some kid died once,” said Bruce. >“I don’t think that was related.” scoffed Cait. >“Well, they had no choice but to make a separate path. All because the dragon was too scary," explained Dante. >“Nothing here could be that scary,” shivered Adam. >“Too scary for you guys,” taunted Bruce. >“I’m not afraid,” declared Dante. “Let’s go.”This is a real excerpt from the book. It's like the only thing he knows about writing is his 2nd-grade teacher (before SPED) telling him to not use "said" when writing dialogue.
>>24737782>still not on libgenHow am I supposed to properly make fun of him?No I'm not shelling out 4 bucks.
