Do you often peruse scripts at libraries?
No, I bring my own obscure books and read them in front of the sexy lesbian librarian.
>>24734334I don't want to eat her naked ass (that's disgusting), but I really want to stick my face in there.
>>24734334I'm getting a bit bored of women showing off their posteriors all the time
>>24734334Check out the brapper on that bitch
>>24734356Lmfao
>>24734347>>24734353>>24734356The triality of man
>>24734334ai filtered to hell and back. what a ugly cunt
>>24734334Aristotle would love to analyze that posterior
>>24734334holl'up libraries keep scrolls?
>>24734334>dressing like a ""classy"" whore but not bothering to wear heels 3/10
>>24734353Thank God I still haven't
>>24734334god i wish my ass were that fat
books for how horny I am right now?i need to bust but from the mind you know what im saying?
>>24735317YWNBAW or my future elite wife?
>>24734334I'd peruse her holes with my cock and give her a baby. I would turn her into my breeding slave. I would milk her daily. >>24735432>I wish my ass were that- >REEEEE TRANNY??Obsessed
Honestly I usually just peruse porn on the computers. Not even because I'm horny. Just because it's funny as hell when women gasp and run to the librarian and he tells them what I'm doing is legal and he can't ask me to stop.
>>24735358The Republic by Plato, specifically book 5 where he starts talking about women going naked to gym and training along men while feeling embarrassment.
>>24734356how big do you think she shits?
>>24735317SS/GOMAD
>>24734334>Negative canthal tilt Absolutely worthless, if you mate with this subhuman whore you will produce incel sons >T. Genetic dead end
>>24734356imagine the sound if she ripped a burger fart on a leather couch
>>24734334>those boots
>>24736034Boots w/ otherwise classy dinnerwear is a distinctive mark of bougie zoomer women.
>>24736112>otherwise classy dinnerwearbrother that's a violet smock
>>24734353yep.
>>24734334You're looking for a book and see this. What to do?
>>24735248The most spectacular whale tail I ever saw was in a bookstore.
>>24736316I don't care. This isn't my kind of woman at all.
Sex? havent has it since 2018
>>24736316damn imagine the size of her logs
>>24736316ask her how many times a day she shits
>>24736316ask her if she needs help wiping
>>24734347>I don't want to eat her naked ass (that's disgusting)it is disgusting but its something primal you share with such a whore. I would eat her ass.
>>24735496>be tranny>Constantly obsessing over making sure that people know you’re a troon and validate you anyway>”omg why are you so obsessed? *puts finger to lip kawaii-ly”Dude, I hate to break it to you, but this shit is not working on anyone and you are never gonna be a woman. At least if you were a chick, it would be ““cute”” in an infuriating way. But this is just pathetic.
>>24736316Mansplain that those Penguin hardcovers are a bit of a ripoff
>>24736316>uhhh hello c-can I get to the>wait>THE COLLECTED STORIES OF CONAN?>I LOVE CONAN HE IS LITERALLY ME>proceed to read out rogues in the house in its entirety to her like Orson Welles in moby dick
>>24734334>>24736316God you just know the sex is mid because she’s insecure about you seeing her asshole
>>24734334Are libraries a good way to pick girls up? Or are most girls only there to performatively read in order to keep up the facade of being a well-read person infinitely more interesting than their real mundane lives behind the camera?
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>>24737005how can you pick up girls in a sober location? fun comes from alcohol, you cant auto-generate it
>>24737005Libraries are places for homeless guys to jerk off, if there's any women there they're probably studying and don't want to be disturbed. Stop using women as an incentive to do things with your life
>>24734334>>24736316imagine the warm poos those things push out
>>24734334I'd peruse those scripts, if you get what I mean
>>24737005Nothing is a good place to pick up girls.There is no magical place where suddenly you easily get access to one of the most competitive fields in the world. Human coupling.
>>24734334She's hot.
>not even one name has been posted so farhmmmmm
>>24737005If I saw a retard blocking the entire corridor like that I would genuinely
>>24737010She has a really interesting side profile.
>>24736316>Pick up 'Dracula">flick trough it>wait for her to notice me>"what are you looking at, bitch?!">walk away
>>24734562Just do her doggy style
>>24737084Why would women hang out at a place where dudes jerk off?
Im my town the library is just the masterbaitorium for the homeless
>>24737845Is there such a thing as a subscription library to keep out to homeless and also you can have sex in it
>>24736316Say I love Bums while indicating the book
>>24737858I believe not having sex is a prerequisite to enter a library
>>24736519Well, maybe if she washed it well and shaved. I could see that.
>>24734334Imagine the smell
>>24737858>Is there such a thing as a subscription library to keep out to homeless and also you can have sex in itIn NYC and many other big American cities yes, but they are pay for "societies" or clubs that also have library rooms where you can just hang out, try ethnic centers like sons of Norway orhttps://www.nysoclib.org/https://www.sofn.com/join-a-lodge/ And these places aren't bursting with new membership so just fuck in the stacks or bathroom
>>24734334
>>24737868I want to live out that scene from The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover though preferably without getting killed at the end
>>24738052never seen the movie but the soundtrack is kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7oQmvLqB8Q&list=PLkAUJkbhd-RiJVj5mA0jUsaSdubjWYxFo
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>>24737005No. A third of them show up with bfs or friend groups and the rest are studying. The 21st century is a wasteland barren of romance or spontaneity.t. former library shelver
>>24736355>>24737179>>24736356>>24735943>>24735722Are /lit/bros depraved or is this just one guy? >>24736368Honestly, should I try this maniacal line out?--Anyone?
>>24738669I can't be sure of the exact ratio but it's only part actual degeneracy. The rest is referencing that Pynchon passage.And don't try the line out.
