he was never gonna fuck you

>>24741298
Why'd he pick a man with no experience chopping heads off to chop his head off? That'd be like the second or third question I asked. Only thing that would've made that story better would be if the commander they'd taken hostage stood up and said "quit getting blood all over my office dammit gimme that" and takes his head off with one clean stroke.

>>24741298
>>24741979
Yes yes but what was his cat's name?

>>24741298
What makes people stack so much shit on their main desks, that it gets unusable, then take photos with it? Trying to look busy or sagacious? Cause I'd slap him on the head to put at least half of it away, if not all of it.

>>24742110
It's literally impossible to be an active writer without having a pile like that on your desk. You need immediate access to certain information for week or month long periods.