>A house literally dedicated to evil>"...yeah, no it's definitely a good idea for us to keep this around. Nothing to worry about. No need to close it down"
um.... it's cunning
Slughorn wasn’t so bad. He reminds me of Harold bloom.
>>24741418No, I'm cumming. Slytherin's just bad news.
>>24741426You have the option to sink a boat full of 99 serial killers. Do you spare the boat on account of 1 of the passengers being an innocent man?Commit to the greater good. Do what's necessary.
>>24741413Slytherin is for the "old money" wizards, considering how much douchebaggery runs in the Wizarding World, Slytherin's got the worst of them. By Wizard standards it's mostly just snobbish assholes.
>>24741433You’ll have to do better than that. Throw some crystallized pineapple in the mix. There have to be real stakes here.
>>24741413we hadn't spent the last 20 years giving /pol/tards a seat at the table
>>24741454Which is the house for broke-ass wizards?
>>24741704Huffle puff is for the hillbilly wizards
>>24741454Neither Snape nor Voldemort were that thoughSnape was some rando muttspawn and Voldemort was also muttspawn, though his wizard side was ancient it was also stone broke - kind of like the Weasleys but evil.
>>24741704Gryffindor apparently Look at this Charlie Bucket shit
1. Their aptitude is toward the dark arts which is a respected area of magic.2. Honing your shadow makes you a better person (that type of wizard will have a harder struggle but will be all the better for it if they pull it off).3. Cancel culture is for fags unless it has been reformed into consequence culture and is being turned back on people who indulged in the former.
>>24742233>>24742586>cancel culture is bad unless when I like it.
>>24741454>snobbish assholes.That's actually Ravenclaw >t. Ravenclaw student
>>24741413>can't even into right-to-left reading
>>24741413The entirety of this series is slop made by a moron. I fucking hate american fiction, god DAMN dude. It's impossible to find anything written well that you cant easily point out blatent nonsensical flaws and plotholes in that cause the entire fantasy to crash and burn.
>>24742722>american fiction
>>24741433>99 serial killerslet the boat drift and have the problem solve itself
>>24741433>Do you spare the boat on account of 1 of the passengers being an innocent man?I'm against the death penalty for this exact reason.
Literally the sort of argument a Slytherin would make. You see the irony?
>>24743401Fuck meant to reply to >>24741433
>>24742722>harry potter>American fictionyou have having a laugh?
>schizo-bot-pajeet threadhuh
>>24743403Yeah, well I got Slytherin on the sorting hat test, so that makes sense.Thought I was gonna get Ravenclaw, but I got fucking Slytherin.
>>24742233>the heckin' based /pol/ house>it's full of muttsI can't imagine anything like this here, no sir, I am drawing the blanks
Everyone and their grandmas is ravenclaw nowadays. Due to the huge inflation in ravenclaw members i decided to be Hufflepuff
>>24742823if the judicial system repeatedly fails to publish a violent criminal who goes on to kill, like DeCarlo Brown, his victim was to all practical purposes executed by the state without even the nicety of a trial.
Enough about Fagwarts. Which Ilvermorny house do you belong to?
>>24743774I'd rather live a thousand years as a Hufflepuff than one hour as a "Pukwudgie" holy shit
>>24743814>represents the heart>favors healers>notable members: queenie goldsteingayest house for sure
>>24741418How did Crabbe and Goyle get sorted into it, then?
