I've come up with a new philosophical system, or more accurately, I've come up with a foolproof test to see if your "philosophy" stands up to scrutiny.It is called the Large Rock Test (TM patent pending).How it works is, you present me with some philosophical diatribe. I then hit you with a large rock and you tell me if your philosophy bullshit helped you avoid the rock or avoid the pain, if not, then your words mean nothing.This is quite literally foolproof and irrefutable, it will be rejected by the masses, but adopted by those in the know
>>24741886Ok wise guy let's test it out with you first.
>>24741887In my cleverness I have thought about thatYou see my test (patent pending) is only to be used against faggots like Kant or Land who pollute the world with meaningless drivel and nonsense, masquerading as deep intricate thoughtful writing
>>24741886based and grug-pilled.
>>24741886Oooor, we could just go back to monke and throw feces at each other like petulant apes. That sounds like a great idea, while we're at it, lets legalize rape, murder and pederasty too. I swear this place is populated with muscle bound retarded 5th graders.
>>24741900>lets legalize rapebased>murder based>and pederasty too.bas- wait, hell no. I'm not a nonce.Nice try anon, you almost got me here, not gonna lie
>>24741900>we shouldn't bring back pederasty>brings up 10 year old hunks for no reason
>>24741900>I swear this place is populated with muscle bound retarded 5th graders.Yes. This isn't news to anyone who's been here for more than a couple hours. Well, they're not muscle-bound.
>>24741886One must imagine Sisyphus happy
