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I went on a date with a girl and we talked about books. She briefly mentioned reading Catcher in the Rye in school among other novels. I chimed in with how I liked Catcher in the Rye and empathized with Holden. She responded by saying that people who like Holden are emotionally stunted.
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>>24742458
How do I unsubscribe from your blog?
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>>24742458
then you ran back home to tell 4chan about this. looks like she was right all along.
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sounds crummy
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>>24742458
Where's the lie?
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Another day in the life of a sensitive young man
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>>24742458
She is a woman. She is metaphysically stunted.
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He raped his sister, Phoebe.
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>>24742458
Nice headcanon, chuddie.
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>>24742458
>She responded by saying that people who like Holden are emotionally stunted.
not a lie. but at the same time the majority of people today are emotionally stunted, it's just that men and women show that in different ways
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>>24742458
Women will literally watch five Instagram reels and convince themselves they need to inject botox/remove buccal fat/starve themselves/engorge themselves/attach a meat penis/embark on a career/defend "refugees"
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>>24742520
you’re definitely fried by your algorithm
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>>24742520
Kek this
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>>24742532
Not as much as you, sweatie
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>>24742520
Social media induced psychosis.
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>>24742532
>implying he's not right
but same can be said about men just replace that shit with the gym or some looksmaxxing shit
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>>24742520
Nothing wrong with self improvement. It’s just that women are easily socially pressured by others.
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>>24742532
someone's buying it. It's a ten billion dollar industry. fucking retard
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>>24742458
Why not approach it all more like a Man?
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>>24742633
yeah like totally girlfriend I'm stuck here in the middle with you some dude goes for a jog and does a few pushups and I'm like double-yoo tee eff you may as well pay thousands of dollars to sustain a managed allergic reaction on your lips and face from an injected toxin.
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>>24742692
Describe exactly what you would have done differently.
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>>24742696
holy brainrotted reply
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>>24742458
You knew Holden was a loser, right? I'm not asking if you are a loser, that's a given. What was your reaction then? Did you pivot to any other books or try to insist Holden did nothing wrong?

I was low-key called ugly, fat, dumb, racist, ignorant, poorfag, incel, manchild, pussy, a chore to be around and a closeted faggot by my dates, I wouldn't even register "emotionally stunted". I had my date picked up in front of a movie theater by her actual boyfrend I knew nothing about, after we've been groping each other for weeks in college. I was dumped by a girl I was going out for a few months with the moment I said ""Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun" is a bit of a retarded premise, even for an anime'.

That doesn't fucking matter, because you either blow your brains out or you keep going on those dates and giving it your best, or more likely a solid mid impression. The moment you find one worth keeping, you will never have to care about his garbage again.
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>>24742458
I hope in response you traumatized a group of Boy Scouts by killing of the hero of the story you had been telling them.
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>>24742772
>""Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun" is a bit of a retarded premise, even for an anime'.
what made you utter this nonsense
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>>24742776
Her mentioning watching an anime about a cute boy ghost living in the schools restroom, duh
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>>24742772
So many words to declare your love of being sodomized
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>>24742520
What a sentence
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>>24742772
I haven't read this dogshit and I'm not even going to defend Holden.

OP is a loser by even mentioning books to a date. she wants an actual faggot not a smart person from here.
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>>24742745
NTA, but he fucking owned you.
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>>24742791
you even contradicted her. Wow.
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>>24742520
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>>24742805
You sound like I should've put on an elaborate act like we are doing psychotherapy

>>24742792
And you sound like one of those bitches I mentioned
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>>24742804
Comparing botox to push ups and jogs when there are men right now chewing on mewling rings, doing gym pharma and hammering their nose ridges is total faggotry
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>>24742825
Doesn't that make you a bitch's bitch?
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>>24742745
you don't even know what brain rot is
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>>24742772
>What was your reaction then? Did you pivot to any other books or try to insist Holden did nothing wrong?
I just laughed and then changed the subject
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>>24742835
>Comparing botox to push ups and jogs when there are men right now chewing on mewling rings, doing gym pharma and hammering their nose ridges is total faggotr
again, on one hand we have internet urban legend tier shit that twelve guys are doing and six of them are trolling, and the other is a ten billion dollar global industry you go to a doctor for and see on the face of every 30+ year old actress. you're so goddamn brainrotted by reductionist internet bullshit you really can't tell the difference.
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>>24742835
guess which one is advertised on billboards all over the country
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>>24742520
this says a lot about our society



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