Blobby seized the reigns of power through the final revolution, and gassed all the Jews. The End.

for sale: running shoes, never worn.

>>24747104
Hey man, no antisemitism on Wednesdays

Stately plump Blob Mulligan came from the stair head bearing a bowl of tendies and a piss bottle.
A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. It was yellow because his piss bottle had a small leak.

>>24747094
With firm determination Blobby held the eye of his would-be rapist. The mushy interior that once wobbled with waves of doubt had gone; a steely resolve had replaced it. Blobby would never get raped again.

blobbe

His name was Bobby but kids were quite mean.

All called him fobby for being from Green-

-Land and they heard him one morning unseen,

scarfing his halibut behind a screen-

-door. His mother (a whore) came out all sheen,

nasty and slimy from too much sunscreen

on her face and the door sharply slams clean

to Bobby’s space, a disgrace to be seen

as they fall and fish flies, flopping all lean

and torsional on his mom’s face, the queen

of fishy smells and all-you-can-eat dreams.

Now mom is “Ms. Landwhale” in giant jeans.

Bobby is Blobby because of this scene.

>>24747094

Blobby-on-barrow-hill of ancient souls combined.

Floweth from the cave come soul save mankind.

gassed all the jews end.

>>24747104

because anon can freely express his desires he is actually less likely to perform violence?

>>24747094
Blobby had a hobby. It was just existing. He felt eternally content. Enlightened.

>>24747094
Large and rotund, Blob went to McDonald's for a Big Mac and fries only to come out of the restaurant with diarrhea. He forgot, in his hurried state, that undercooked meat made his stomach hurt. The following day he filed a class action lawsuit and got married to the lady that spilled hot coffee on herself decades before. The End.

>>24747094
There once was a blob named blobby
Who looked like a certain faggy froggy
and was stabbed for it

>>24747667
That lady’s burns were horrific. The cotton sweatpants she wore absorbed the coffee, holding it against her skin and exacerbating the burns. Blobby should be her moral support.

When I was a kid, maybe 7 years old, I had a character I'd draw call blobby and I used to draw comics and trading cards with him
He was fat and worthless and that's how I saw myself although in reality I wasn't fat

>>24747094
"Fuck, the captcha is on 300 seconds, but it'll be worth it," he said after uploading blobby.png. The seconds ticked away, silence in the room, as he stared at the number slowly diminishing. Finally, wonderfully, it hit 0 and, as he clicked 'upload', he chuckled to himself in a reverie of self satisfaction and anticipation.

>>24747094
Blobby, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. B-lo-bby: the tip of the tongue taking a trip in three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. B. Lo. Bby. He was B, plain B, in the morning, standing 600x600 pixels in 6 kilobytes. He was Grumoso in Italian. He was untitled in MS Paint. He was Pepe once upon a time. But in my reaction images folder he was always blobby.

>>24747722
I still don't understand her deal honestly. Maybe because i have selective empathy and it usually doesn't extend to women.