>character doesn't pee or poop throughout the entire story
>>24758214Beckett fixed this issue and won a nobel prize for it. Makes you think
>>24758214>le reject Descartes >le negativity of contradictions>le even Greek shit like Stotle and Euclid are bummers Why do French people hate their most famous philosopher? The exhaust all options and arrive at Hegel method?
>>24758241>be me>wear a watch that constantly logs my activity>one year later>feed activity log to chatgpt>put it in a book>publish itwould it win the man booker? Daresay it would.
Having to find a place to piss in public while day drinking is a recurring situation in my diary, desu. Entertaining scene yesterday where I had to duck behind a tree only slightly off the main road and ended up getting piss all over my shoes as a family of four walked by and averted their eyes. I don't write about shitting although I have chronic bowel problems. I did write about my bitch girlfriend making me wait almost ten minutes to use the bathroom while I was doubling over in pain and trying not to shit myself because she was doing her makeup.
>>24758265If you live in a country eligible for the Man Booker, you're better off just killing yourself.
>>24758214Is there a name for this? This has to have been discussed since the birth of fiction.
>>24759455Suspension of disbelief?
>>24758382>I did write about my bitch girlfriend making me wait almost ten minutes to use the bathroom while I was doubling over in pain and trying not to shit myself because she was doing her makeup.Serves you right for not just barging in and destroying the toilet while she's in the middle of putting on makeup, you fucking whipped little pussy bitch.
>>24759460Constipation of piss-relief more like
