I've just read the every single book ever written, AMA.
>>24761566What did you think of Hamlet?
>>24761569Who's Hamlet?
>>24761572a hamlet is burgercel who can’t get hamburgers (in the same way a manlet lacks height) they’re some of the most brvtal khhv trvecels known to man
Are you qualified to make next year's book burning list?
>>24761566>"read the every"you couldn't even produce a single sentence correctly
>>24761566Does it burn when you pee now and smell like asparagus constantly?
>>24761566how are you going to keep up with all the new works that are about to come out
>>24761566you even read Call of the Croc?
Best book on how to stay calm around white people but not end up as a coon?
>>24761566What about ancient lost manuscripts, or all the books I've written solely in my head? Do you have access to the Akashic scrolls or smth?
>>24761572The guy who went to the grocery store only after they were all out of ham