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ASOIAF wiki: https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Main_Page
Blog: https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/
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General search: http://searcherr.work/
TWOW samples: https://archive.org/details/411440566-the-winds-of-winter-released-chapters

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*jobs*
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Which asoiaf girl has the best feet
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Which asoiaf boy has the cutest tummy
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>>24768632
sansa's freckled and full of lemoncakes tummy
>>24768603
historically alicent
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>>24768642
>Sansa
>boy
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Walk with me, my sweet summer child, and hear the tale of fat pink masts jutting into sopping wet myrish swamps and black nipples brushing against silk until her cunt became the world while in the privy the princess guzzled arbor gold and shat but the more she drank the more she shat until she was shitting brown water and around her the planks of the ship groaned like a fat man taking a shit while she cursed the gods and nuncle smiled as he broke his fast on black bread, bacon burned black, and mulled wine while capon-grease dribbled down his chin and onto the boiled leather of his jerkin for she was wet with love and did she not know words are wind and dark wings bring dark words and a lannister always pays her debts and mayhaps this is nothing but a mummers farce and useless as nipples on a breastplate and the princess has been fucking lancel and moonboy for all nuncle knows and he is the blood of the dragon for the night is dark and full of terrors but where do whores go and jon snow knows nothing and near enough makes no matter so nuncle smiled and dipped the heel of his bread into clam chowder and prayed for half a hundred more heh har HODOR
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>>24768646
I decided to ignore the faggotry since this series has such a rich panacea of beautiful girl tummies
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>>24768658
grrm can write some shitty smut and on the other hand I always get a full pink mast when Tyrion eyes Cersei that chapter is lewd
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>>24768603
sansa

>>24768632
varys
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>Commanding them was Ser Patrek of King's Mountain, clad in his knightly raiment of white and blue and silver, his cloak a spatter of five-pointed stars. When presented to Val, the knight sank to one knee to kiss her glove. "You are even lovelier than I was told, princess," he declared. "The queen has told me much and more of your beauty."

>"How odd, when she has never seen me." Val patted Ser Patrek on the head. "Up with you now, ser kneeler. Up, up." She sounded as if she were talking to a dog. It was all that Jon could do not to laugh.

What did George meant with this
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>>24768862
good boy
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>>24768862
Val will get dogged when Jon wargs into Ghost, it is known
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>Seven, Brienne thought again, despairing. She had no chance against seven, she knew. No chance, and no choice. She stepped out into the rain, Oathkeeper in hand.
It's been 20 years since her last chapter. 14 years since her last appearance
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Give me your plot predictions for Winds maybe I’ll finally write something
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>>24769097
Sam or Euron blows the horn and absolutely nothing happens. The next wall chapter we get is at the very end of the book and it's collapsed and the wights are marching towards it
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>still no morning throners episode
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What would be the coolest reason or way for the Wall to fall?
Personally I think it would be cool if somehow the burning of Shireen destroys the walls. Idk how. Maybe something with the wall being made of weirwoods, who knows.
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>>24768603
Dany, she's the one with the feet descriptions.
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>>24769097
Sweetrobin outlives Harry the Heir.
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>>24768603
asha
>>24768632
satin
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>>24769105
Tyrion fills the entire wall with wildfire and sets the whole thing off by peeing on it in a final act of suicidal defiance/redemption, saving Westeros from Cersei who has killed and replaced the night king as the big bad
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Why did people react so poorly to him?
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Here’s that 14 year old I’ve been telling you about
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>>24769360
That looks like a King
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>>24769172
what passages describe her feet?
also I remember Arya's feet being described a couple times but they were described as being nasty because she walked barefoot for so long
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>>24769399
He is!
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>>24769105
Old Nan says the wall will stand strong so long as the men of the night's watch remain true. Mel says there are great spells locked beneath its ice. Ygritte says the wall is made of blood. So if a mass desertion occurs and the wall loses the blood of the black brothers that was powering the spells holding it up...
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>>24768632

Which poster should be sacrificed to R’hllor
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>>24769097
Volantis is consumed by a slave revolt off screen.
It purely exists to give troops/money before one chapter in Pentos for illyrio death and the Tattered Prince to take over.
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>>24769360
CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART
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>>24768603
Margaery
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Joffrey is literally Roberts son they say it multiple times you retards he is not Targaryon not incest get it right ffs
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>>24769675
Shut up Cersei
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How can Gurm regain his love and passion for writing the main story?
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>>24769710
By not being a gardener. Or by making more books if 7 isn't enough.
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>>24769710
Dopamine cleanse + transcendental meditation + psychedelics
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>>24768603
Rosey
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>>24769329
that's maester propaganda. people loved Maegor.
he won a melee at fucking 13. who wouldn't love a king like this?
they suck blackfyre cock because he got the sword and was a true knight and all that but not Maegor? bullshit.
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>>24769800
trvth nvke sure to get t*wer fingers in a twist
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>>24769710
Adderall
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>>24769825
Maegor Bussyslayer
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>>24769710
Gurm is scum
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Scum, scum.
It rhymes with rum.
And cum.
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>>24769710
Eating shrooms
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>>24769177
Satin probably has a fuzzy tummy
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>>24770415
What would Westerosi think of shrooms? A form of hedge magic? Did the children of the forest eat shrooms?
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https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Sourleaf
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just finished A Dance With Dragons

is the Rosby inheritance going to be addressed in the next book? i'm at the edge of my seat wanting to know who inherits Rosby. the Small Council just brushes past the issue in the epilogue
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>>24770802
One of the claimants is definitely Olyvar Frey, who is likely to be Gyles Rosby's ward and related to the Rosbys through his mother. He has the benefit of already being at Rosby, but no one will back his claim as the other Freys shun him for being Robb's squire, they kept him away from the Red Wedding.
Lollys Stokeworth might have a claim because Gyles's second wife was her cousin, which wouldn't mean much, if Rosby weren't directly next to Stokeworth. It seems likely that Bronn is going to exploit Lollys's claim in order seize Stokeworth and since King's Landing will be busy dealing with Aegon's invasion, the Crown won't be able to stop him.
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>>24770228
you are gay but Maegor is not that
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>>24770793
>Ser Penis of the Brown Hole
George????
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>>24769710
Better question, why doesn't Gurm just feed his notes into ChatGPT to let it write the final volumes? Even if he can't be assed to write them himself, you'd think he'd at least want to see his magnum opus finished. He got lucky to live long enough for AI ghostwriters to become viable and yet he doesn't take advantage of it.
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>>24771308
>why doesn't Gurm just feed his notes into ChatGPT to let it write the final volumes?
Ego. He's not a reasonable person. He legit would probably explode with spite and envy if AI wrote an ending that fans were satisfied with. He knows his ending is so shit that it's better to leave unfinished.
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>>24771317
>He legit would probably explode with spite and envy if AI wrote an ending that fans were satisfied with.
If he somehow manages to survive another 10 years, he better get ready to explode then, because someone is going to do it eventually, using all the best fan theories instead of his notes. He can only choose whether the AI finish happens on his own terms or someone else's.
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>AI
You're better off with trashy Jonsa fanfics than with ai
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>>24771330
someone already did it and be was dmca'd or some shit.
preston is also doing it but not with AI. he has his fans write chapters and other -professional editors- fans that edit them.
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>>24771467
>if he can't
>if
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>>24771467
What a fucking bitter faggot cunt
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>>24771467
Can he fucking finish already.
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>>24770595
not if Jon makes him shave
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>>24771308
AI ghostwriters aren't viable lmao. AIslop is soulless, emotionless garbage vomited out by a statistical prediction machine. AI has no vision. It has no thoughts. All it does is figure out what word is most likely to come next, given the prompt and context.
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>>24771467
He can't ban locally run AI. What a giant retard, if he just finished the books he wouldn't have to worry about AIsloppa fanfics.
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>>24771330
Why do AIjeets pretend that AI could finish ASOIAF better than some faggot writing a fanfiction? At least the fanfiction would have actual soul.
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>>24771928
I cannot WAIT for Preston's fanfic to finish!! :D
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>>24771929
It's a pile of shit but it's still better than anything AI can produce.
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>euron=daario
>mance sent the catspaw
>dany isn't dany
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kinda funny how everyone went from "ados is an impossibility but at least twow will come out" to "there will never be another book"
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>>24772014
He's basically signaled he isn't working on it. He practically tells everyone when he's actually finished stuff cause he brags about it, it's been at 60-70% since 2021.
It annoys me cause I know he's done the stuff I actually care about, but they are stick with the shit I don't care about.
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>>24772023
There's no proof that he's written anything at all since ADWD (which was published without an ending since he wasn't writing anything). Everything we have is leftovers from the last book and after running out of the leftovers we haven't had a single preview chapter for almost a decade.
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>>24772031
Didn't he say he was done with all Tyrion chapters for winds?
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>>24772042
We've also heard that he's been continuously working on it, but if he wrote a page a day he'd long since been done by now.
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>>24772042
He said that we can throw him in a volcano if the book isn't ready like five years ago. He says lots of things.
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>>24772014
It's the only logical conclusion given that
- he ain't getting any younger
- he's fat
- he has proven himself a terminal procrastinator who keeps distracting himself with side projects
- he has no more financial incentive to do anything he doesn't wanna do
- there is no evidence he has written anything for ASOIAF since 2015 or so
- every year that goes by with radio silence or another round of lame excuses adds to the evidence he has stopped working on it

The advances in medical science may counteract his eating habits and buy him some more time, but they probably won't help him if his mental faculties start detoriating, which may already be the case for all we know. If we're dealing with Sleepy George, then the odds for TWOW getting done go down from 1 or 2 % to approximately zero even if he were to live another 30 years.
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>>24772061
>heh, benis
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>>24772059
How am I dead bro
Clearly, we are communicating
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>>24769102
before that Sam would have to fix it somehow. People seem to forget that Jon Snow already blew the horn North of the Wall and there was neither sound nor event.
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Sneed from the house of feed and seed
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>>24772014
His autism about having 7 books is hurting his writing. Just cut Winds up into 2 books or more. Less shit in a book = easier to write = it'll come out
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>>24771467
He wouldn't have to worry about this if he'd just finish the fucking books
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>>24772061
>It is Bennis I want, and Bennis I shall have. No one rides onto my lands, does harm to one of mine, and escapes to laugh about it.
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Dany is really the Blackfyre and Aegon is the true Targaryen. Finding this information out is what will cause her to snap completely and burn down King's Landing discovering her entire life is a lie
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She's gonna lose it when she finds out about R+L=J.
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There are hundreds of Volantene ships en route to Meereen. The Ironborn don't have enough ships nor men to counter them.
What does GRRM plan to do with them?
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A giant kraken will show up
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>>24772254
George editing out the part where Aegon actually has the Blackfyre sword makes it obvious that he's actually supposed to be a Blackfyre.

But there might be some truth to Dany being Rhaegars daughter.
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Bros, George just called me to tell me Winds isn’t out.
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>>24772254
True actually, Aegon will be revealed as a descendant of Maegor (the last Targaryen king) and Daenerys Cuckfire will seethe and cope.
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>>24772254
I don't agree. For one, she would still have targ blood and looks infinitely more valyrian than FAegon. She also isn't obsessive over her claim like Viserys was. If she were, this lapse of sanity would make sense. If your post turns out to be true, she'd either just lie or become queen by right of conquest. The latter making her ironically more of a Targ than FAegon.
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Being a Targ is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.
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>>24772424
How does Stannis burn his daughter when they're at completely different places?
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>>24772424
>be George
>never show that you are actually capable of emotions
>go cry like a fucking faggot in blog posts and written reviews
>make yourself out as the victim every chance you get
>continue partying and not releasing books
Wow I feel so bad for rich author man, must suck having to tell the people who gave you loads of money how the story they paid for actually ends. A modern Sophie's choice.
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>>24772434
He'll win the battle but not the war and trudge back to the wall.
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>>24772434
Nigger this isn't even that much of a stretch, Stannis obviously isn't going to win the war. D&D combined elements of his story and Jon's because it makes more sense to have your Stark restoration led by a Stark. At least for good TV.

>>24772424
I remember there being more in separate interviews, think he only had confirmed fates for a handful of characters (the main five) and everyone else he had no idea.

People blame Dumb and Dumber but honestly, they were in a now win situation they couldnt just delay the show until the fatman finished. they are probably privy to future events which is my they decided to combine a lot of elements for brevities sake. Honestly GRRM doesn't get enough hate for the shows ending imo, he was an active writer on the show until season 4? He stopped so he could focus on the books. (makes you think) He could've easily worked with them to form some sort of conclusion.
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>>24772489
>People blame Dumb and Dumber but honestly, they were in a now win situation they couldnt just delay the show until the fatman finished.
They could have tried writing a show that isn't utter fucking shit.

Also pretty sure they basically kicked GRRM out of the show when he tried to talk sense to them.
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>>24772489
>People blame Dumb and Dumber but honestly, they were in a now win situation they couldnt just delay the show until the fatman finished.
Easy fix. Stop bastardizing the fatman's story and ask him to help come up with an alternate show ending that wouldn't spoil much of the book's ending.
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>>24772545
>"I am not writing anything until I deliver WINDS OF WINTER. Teleplays, screenplays, short stories, introductions, forewords, nothing."
No, he chose not to write episodes nigger, there's some red-carpet interview where he says it, but I can't be bothered to find it. Stop defending the fat man.

>>24772571
Is that not what I said? It's just as much his fault. He knew they were going to finish his story before him, even if they somehow properly adapted Feast and Dance.
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>>24772651
You didn't say it at all. And it's not his fault, Dumb and Dumber shafted him and very clearly had their own vision for the show. I.e appealing to normies as much as possible, while making it more appealing to their own personal tastes.
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In the debate between who bears most of the blame between GRRM and D&D for the fucking disaster of those later seasons, I don’t think George should ever get let off the hook. HOWEVER, I also have to believe that D&D deliberately started streamlining and dumbing down the story around season 5, and kept doing it as their ratings climb.
It’s rarely talked about how GoT reached its peak viewership when the show was at its most retarded, when it was at its most serviceable for normies (so between S5-8). I don’t think D&D would have wanted to weigh themselves with all the meandering Feast / Dance storylines, even if they knew where those were headed.

Blame normies is my point. None of them called out how bad the writing was getting after season 5, because that’s when most of them came on board and all of them loved the formula of “easy-to-follow storylines + girlboss quotes + big budget battle set piece”.
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>>24769091
>No chance, and no choice.
This and "So they called it, though I never saw a king, nor earned a penny. It was a war, though. That it was." are the best lines in the entire series. God, AFFC was such kino.
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>>24768472
OoOOooo another thread about GRRM and his stupid fucking book series, it has violence and grown men fucking little girls so it must be mature and definitely not just eggy smut
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>>24772807
That's the thing. GoT turning in to a shit show has nothing to do with the major plot points and everything to do with the awful dialogue, pacing and leaps in logic.
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>>24772061
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>"Under the sea the crows are white as snow, I know, I know, oh, oh, oh."
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>>24773020
What is his problem?
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Cleganes keep probably used to be the seat of house Perren
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Is Euron an actual wizard?
What about Leyton Hightower?
Will these two duke it out?
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>>24773309
Euron = Sauron
Leyton = Saruman
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>>24773337
Euros is NOT Sauron. More like the Witch-King.
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>>24772457
I think he might topple the Boltons, it makes no sense for all that shit to happen just for Jon to redo it anyway.
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>>24773378
Euron is Sauron. Their names are 2 letters off from each other and also
>https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Sauron_Salt-Tongue
Is a big hint. And he will marry dany (fem Sauron)
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>>24773048
He's a regular /x/ poster
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>>24772267
ships are made of wood
wood burns
meereen has dragons
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>>24772434
I think the Wall will come down and they will flee to Winterfell. They will burn Shireen to try to stop the Others, and it will instead resurrect Jon whose body was brought to be put in the Winterfell crypts.
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>>24773244

There is no House Perren.
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>>24774217
>Jon whose body was brought to be put in the Winterfell crypts.

They're not going to hang on to Jon's body (especially considering the threat from zombies) and schlep it all the way to Winterfell, he will only be warged in Ghost for a few days while the Wildings and Jon's supporters get the Nights Watch under control, then Melisandre will perform the standard R’hllorian death ritual and accidentally revive him.
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>>24772489
>but honestly, they were in a now win situation
No they fucking weren't. They literally only did shit just to subvert expectations. They should have handed the show over to someone else when they BURNED through the books.
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if got never got made do you think we'd have winds by now?
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>>24774259
*parren
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Parren
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>>24774267
>he will only be warged in Ghost for a few days
Seems too neat and clean for George. I predict a few weeks for maximum suffering and memory loss. Also the 'armored in black ice' dream suggests he'll be an ice wight at least partially.
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>>24774405
we'd have A Dream of Spring
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hopefully we get some morning throners soon
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>>24772658
> He could've easily worked with them to form some sort of conclusion.
It is, he couldn’t even finish the story, so how could you expect some guys with essentially bullet points to properly wrap up the show? GRRM is a fucking TV writer he could’ve worked with them to give us something since he worked on the show up until SEASON 4. Until he decided on his own volition to step away. I hate those retards just as much as anyone else, but GRRM definitely isn’t blameless.
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>be Ned Stark
>kill 3 Kingsguard just because they won’t let you rape and honor kill your sister
>still rape her to death
Some honor.
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>>24773613
Nope. Euron is a retarded dabbler who will fail his big ritual and get eaten by his own kraken.
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Satin’s fuzzy nuts
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new york comic con in a couple days
im literally shaking bros
this 14 year wait is about to end
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>>24774897
Nothing ever happens
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>>24774897
Here comes nothing!
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>>24774897
>this 14 year wait is about to end
What, do you think he's finally ready to announce that he's given up?
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>>24774897
You'll get a trailer for D&E and a date for HOTD and you'll like it.
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>>24772807
>It’s rarely talked about how GoT reached its peak viewership when the show was at its most retarded, when it was at its most serviceable for normies (so between S5-8).
Yeah, that's true. The most viewed epsioded were the ones wins big battles and le epic backstabbings, and that's what D&D provided.
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>>24773337
>>24773613
If they’re truly working together then this is going to spell a bad time for Westeros.
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>start new ck3agot campaign
>crowned stag bookmark
>start as Mathis Rowan, 3 daughters
>seduce my wife
>have to fight wars against Tywin Lannister and Baelor Hightower at the same time
>Mace Tyrell is useless as is expected
>finally get a son
>Margaery Tyrell is 3 years old and unbetrothed
>ss dream secured
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Euron and Leyton and the Mad Maid (and maybe a warlock or two) will summon an army of deep ones and tentacled horrors from the sea and sink Oldtown like idiots.
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>>24775331
>>ss dream secured
I KNEEL
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>>24774436
>he will only be warged in Ghost for a few days
>Seems too neat and clean for George.

Jon Snow warged into Ghost provides no story beyond a single POV chapter, just as we got a single POV chapter of Varamyr (to set up Jon's warging).
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>>24772267
The slave soldiers on board are going to mutiny and join Dany
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>>24775365
Someone at a con once asked GRRM if Euron is going to summon krakens. It was recorded that George "looked surprised" lol
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>>24775571
>It was recorded that George "looked surprised" lol
If you ever see videos of him, he never shows any emotion whatsoever. I don't buy that he "looked surprised", he most likely slightly raised an eyebrow and did one of his fat sighs. Everyone who writes about him want to make him out to be this cuddly santa type of character because they like some books he wrote 30 years ago, they will go to any length to try and paint a personality upon him when in reality he has none.
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asoiaf bros....our response?
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>>24775769
tldr books should have more explosions
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>>24775769
Tyrion chapters good
Daenerys chapters bad
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>>24775734
I've seen you in here before, let it be known that I am watching you with abnormal intent.
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>>24775769
>heraldic catalogues
always based, I want to know whose at certain events and battles
the rest of the critique is more fair
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>>24775769
LMAO this guy sounds like a nitpicking pedantic bitch. Of all the things to complain about.
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>>24774562
Ned was simply preserving the honour of his House in the eyes of God. Mashallah.
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>>24775769
martin has never been a prose guy
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>>24775769
Total ass faggot retard pedant. I was half expecting him to call Martin a nihilist, reference Tolkien and culture war nonsense. Why are all gurm detractors so insufferable? I don't even fucking like the Fatman anymore, but this is retarded.
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>>24775769
>Our response
He's right. I can still enjoy reading it but he's right.
Specifically on how George has no clue how magic fucking works, and that's fine but by doing so he sets himself up.
That's why 90% of theories on where the stories will go are about magic this, gods that, the language is so fucking vague that you can map out a entire northern region of the world, with the Great Other as physical base in a beating heart of ice like that of the warlocks house, among other things, but it can just as easily be a simple description of a feeling.
That's why I still think that it's 70% likely that everything happened in Game of Thrones was how it was meant to end, exactly how it was written no, but how everything happens there is how it ends.
The Others are written off, Euron can't do anything he sets his mind to and simply jobs to Jaime. Those are all red herrings that will go nowhere. The thing is he knows he set himself up and now there is no way to fix it without changing his original vision.
Winds really was finished in 2016-2019, but as Gurm saw backlash he took it back, and just gave up.
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>>24776343
>Specifically on how George has no clue how magic fucking works
That’s the point. Even if he gets the gist of it, it’s still mysterious even to himself.
>That's why 90% of theories on where the stories will go are about magic this, gods that, the language is so fucking vague
Also the point. Soft, implied connections, or hunches, without hard affirmations.
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morning throners tomorrow, surely
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>>24775769
> Dialogue often feels anachronistically modern.

He's right about that. I find it annoying when characters who are members of the nobility use contractions like "isn't" and "won't".

That's peasant talk.
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>>24775937
>>heraldic catalogues
>always based, I want to know whose at certain events and battles

Yes, but it's annoying when GRRM pretentiously writes it as "a field azure" etc. instead of just "blue", all the more so when he completely ignores the far more important political structure of medieval society and just calls nobles "lord of soandso", because he's too lazy to look up the Wikipedia article on noble ranks.
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should i re-read A Dance with Dragons, or read A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms for the first time? right now i'm just watching Preston Jacobs videos on repeat
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>>24776343
>The Others are written off

They have to be, as they're way too powerful and will only be defeated as happened in the stupid tv; a character one-shots the leader of the Others and he and all the other Others and zombies just collapse into nothingness, like killing the final boss a vidya game.
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>>24776343
>Specifically on how George has no clue how magic fucking works
it's magic you dumb fuck. not every fantasy setting with magic has to have some hyper detailed autistic magic system with a million specific rules and exceptions and caveats. if you want that shit don't read ASOIAF, go read some Brandon Sanderson slop.
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Bowen Marsh was right and Jon is a disastrously bad Lord Commander. It's as simple as that. He deserved to get shanked. It's only unfortunate it didn't happen sooner.
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>>24776343
>The Others are written off
It will be hilarious if this actually happens, considering the Others are the actual main plot of everything.
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>>24776487
>or read A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
this
>right now i'm just watching Preston Jacobs videos on repeat
F
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>>24776487
Preston wishes he could be Lysa so he could breastfeed and molest Sweetrobin
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>>24776642
>based builders right about everything
Just a reminder its them who guards the realms of men by repairing the wall.
Fill up that tunnel, let no one through.
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>>24776642
Jon did nothing wrong. He just should’ve explained himself better.
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>>24776871
>He just should’ve explained himself better.
So he did something wrong
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jon is a chad and chads don't need to explain themselves to the likes of bowen (more like BETA) marsh
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Fevre Dream has 51 instances of the word nigger.
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>>24777083
keyed
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Finally, we've got a new morning throners episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luMeHeciAoE
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>house Ball
>house Nutt
hehehehe
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>>24777083
>>24777308
I associate frogposters with malnourished Neck dwellers
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>>24777464
Tower nigger spotted
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>>24776487
There any /ss/ fanfics related to Sweetrobin
>>24776837
Wouldn't be surprised. I'm really hoping he gets exposed for having a shota fetish.
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I think that The Shrouded Lord could be someone from the future not the past or present and that's why GRRM committed Tyrion meeting him because it would've giving big hints as to how things would've played out over who eventually gets the throne in the end. The most likely candidates could be in my eyes:
1) Tyrion himself
2) Tommen, perhaps he abdicates rather than is poisoned and he just spends time wondering around Essos
3) Bran
4) Some other Lannister relative MAYBE Tyrek or one of Tyrion's potential children
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>>24777752
The Shrouded Loud is just a centuries old Valyrian brap could. Strange magics beget strange things.
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>>24777832
NIGGER!!!!!! Fuck, I meant to say Cloud. Not could.
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>>24777832
>>24777836
Valyrians were the masters of sacrificial magics. So why did they just hand that one Rhoynish prince the fuel (all those dead Rhoynish in the water) he needed to curse his river and cause greyscale? Were the Valyrians just retarded? Did they not bring a wizard to do logistics?
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>>24777752
Green dreams are visions sent into the past by future green seers. Whenever they try to alter the past they really end up making an entirely different future.

George has said before he doesn’t treat time as a river. It’s an ocean. You can’t really change the past. It’s futile. Tragic. At best you can help a different past that isn’t your own.
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>>24776839
>Fill up that tunnel, let no one through.
Simple as. Rangers are a meme for egomaniacs like Waymar Royce to roleplay their fantasies of being le ebin badass who roams the dangerous wilderness.

>so what did you discover on your latest ranging
>I found out that, uhhhhh, the wildlings are still savages
>oh, and it was really cold lol
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>>24777308
no house Schaft?
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>>24772837
stay malding tranny
until such a time as the fat man finishes the books or croaks, /grrm/ is eternal!
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>>24778049
Gurm treats time like a buffet
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Yeah I don’t think people realize that Bran can’t actually change the past. It’s gotten to the point now where I think most GoT fans are retarded.
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>>24778327
Bran didn't change the past, he just made the future.
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do you think alicent and helaena were permanently slutty after being forced to work in brothels?
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Wouldn't Bran be pissing and shitting himself? Why is this never described? GRRM is a hack
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>>24776343
>The Others are written off
That's not happening. They're the main part of the story.
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>grrm creative assistant of ten years and writer/producer of HotD and KotSK releases time travel story
>Anons still want to argue Bran won’t time travel (the reader jumping multiverses to a similar reality is in essence time travel) whilst calling others retards. Bleak

Read under siege and realize asoiaf is an idea mash up of all his other works. Not to mention his love of the movie butterfly effect which is 100% how his time travel will work and why he wants a bittersweet ending. Guy loves time travel. Bran is dying in the snow
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>>24779265
>the reader jumping multiverses to a similar reality is in essence time travel
No it actually isn't. What it is, is shit-tier storytelling. I don't care what happens to the characters from another reality, I care about what happens to the characters from the reality that we've followed throughout the book.
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>>24779265
Why would time travel even need to happen
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The mythical multiverse in which George finishes the book.
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The solution is simple. Cut Winds up. 2 or 3 books.
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ALL THE CRAKEHALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS.
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>>24778667
they were sent to brothels BECAUSE they were slutty
>>24779337
gurm inserted time travel with Hodor hold the door. idk why.
not him btw.
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>>24779356
I guess what I mean to ask is, were they mindbroken?
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>>24779367
big kingslander dick did indeed broke them and they craved it daily for the rest of their lives
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So GRRM has a girthy dick right? Cant imagine the guy having much length
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>>24779375
you'll have to ask Shae.
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>>24776548
>Leave my slop alone! Go back to your own slop!
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>>24779373
Based. I wonder if they developed any fetishes.
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>>24779375
George has a very very small dick
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>>24779082
what kind of Cripple is he again?
is he a legs cripple or a waist cripple?
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>>24779379
I think someone's a little upset.
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>>24776642
Wrong. He's the only one putting meaningless shit aside so everyone can survive the apocalypse
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>>24779396
he's literally me
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>>24779457
i guess his spinal cord got severed. he should be shitting and pissing himself since leg control is at the lumbar level while piss and shit are at the sacral level at the bottom of the spinal cord.
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>>24779567
nah. he created an impossible to control situation. he was even pointlessly contrarian over absolutely dumb shit like insisting that they receive and treat bloodthirsty maniacs like the weeper the same as more cooperative wildlings when even wildlings said he couldn't be trusted
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>>24779396
Gives me a good laugh everytime
>b-but what about my fat nerd self insert...?
Even most haremslop LN writers have more self awareness than that. At least their self inserts tend to be lean.
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>>24779396
Holy KEK. Girls are nuts.
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>>24779265
Anon. You can’t change the past if you’re already stuck in the present. This isn’t all that hard to understand.
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>>24779396
I think this will forever be in the top 3 moments in the life of George. For me.
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>>24776293
Perhaps because shartin don't shut up and is a blusterer?
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>>24768658
American tolkien
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>>24780571
The shit (some) people get mad over is retarded. Half of it is made up. Like him allegedly hating Tolkien. There are better reasons to hate him. Like him not finishing his books.
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>>24779619
The alternative is letting the Weeper and all his men be killed and turned into wights
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>>24780985
That is a dumb fucking argument and Jon knows it. There are countless tens if not hundreds of thousands of wildlings beyond the Wall ready to be turned into wights. A few hundred or thousand more north of it are a drop in the bucket and aren't worth the far greater liability that is a psycho with an army to the south of it.
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>>24779656
>>24780047
Pure distilled George.
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>>24769514
both of them.
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reminder that jeyne westerling is pregnant
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>>24781093
>a psycho with an army to the south of it.
...but enough about Ramsey Bolton.
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>>24781472
yeah, everyone's real glad he exists, let's get another one
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>>24781363
>Viserys Worst Ending.jpg
More like Best Ending
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>Winds of Winter is not even supposed to be the last book
Fucking lmao. Got is 15 yo. In five more years they'll start a reboot and we still won't have read that book
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>>24781678
He should cut the books up. He can't write one huge book, so maybe he'd have an easier time with a few smaller ones.
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>be you
>be young but devout Septon in 45 AC
>chilling in your Sept
>suddenly, twink!Maegor bursts through the door brandishing Blackfyre
>holds the blade to your throat and demands you forsake the Seven and pledge your loyalty to the Targaryen dynasty by sucking his twink cock
>if you refuse, you will die
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>>24781814
>*squints*
>m-milord, forgive me but….I d-don’t see a cock, only a little clitty
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>>24781824
>ONLY AENYS WAS ALLOWED TO CALL IT THAT
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>>24781678
We already got the reboot. Fire & blood moggs agot. Hard.
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>>24781678
>Got is 15 yo

A Game of Thrones turns 30 next year lol
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>>24781602
incorrect
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>>24781814
>>24781824
>>24781840
Tower fingers typed these posts
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>>24781814
Maegor The Cool wasn't gay.
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>>24782351
All mamas boys are gay
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>>24782353
no we aren't
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>>24781800
>Still thinks he's writing
It's been over 5000 days. Even if he only wrote one page a WEEK he'd have finished it by now, considering how much leftover, cut material he started with.
Can you really consider it "working" if you don't even do 20 minutes of work a day?
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>>24782456
In fact, not only has he not been writing, he has removed parts.
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>>24782456
The agument that ended hopecels.
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>>24782456
yeah well maybe hes been doing a page every 2 weeks? huh ever thought of that bud
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>>24782512
That sounds great.
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>>24782456
Technically, that's still work....
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>>24781851
lol
lmao
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>>24781824
Audibly kek'd
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>>24782351
“A hole is a hole.” — Maegor probably
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Maegor had a huge bushy cock with huge drooping balls by the age of fourteen. This is a canon fact.

The only problem is. He shot blanks. His existence was an aberration.
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There's a lot of potential for a romantasy novel about teenage Jaime and Cersei. Like imagine they get brought to court and walk in on two Targaryen twins slightly older than them kissing and groping each other. And rather than trying to hide it, to their surprise, the Targ twins invite them in and nurture the incestuous relationship between the Lannisters. Could be cute, could be funny, would definitely be hot.

I know it doesn't quite fit the timeline or the family tree, but give it some leeway.
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>>24782883
Didn’t Maegor only have fertility issues after his trial? Dude was definitely a wight.
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>>24782353
>Implying Daddy's boys are straight
That sounds one million times gayer and you know it.
>>24783048
I should really try my hand at fanfiction. This sounds hot.



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