>What? You said "Hi" to ME? But I don't even know you! TEEEEEHEEEEEE! Are you one of those creepy pick-up guys who talks to random girls? Like, ew, that's so CREEPY! That stuff is so 2005. Wait, hold still, lemme get a snapchat of you to send to my friends...>*She taps her phone but then looks up*>Ohmigod, JESSSICA! JESSICA, COME QUICK, IT'S THAT CREEP WHO WAS TALKING TO RANDOM GIRLS! Aww, we thought we'd be scared but he looks so harmless!>*Jessica and Cynthia run over, laughing hysterically*>Hahahaha, Stacey already has a boyfriend! He's the Lacrosse captain!>*Cynthia, with a mock patronising tone* Awww, da widdle boy don't wanna spend his Saturday night playing Fortnite and fiddling with his weewee! He wants a real woman!>*All three of them laugh hysterically*>*They Snapchat your face to all their friends and put you in their stories*>Vice, Reddit, and BuzzFeed pick up on it>"This pathetic incel tries to pressure a female medical student for sex. Her response goes viral and gets 500,000 retweets and an exhibit in the Tate Modern!">"The University of Doxbridge has suspended a 24 year old student without the right of appeal after an assault on Monday that led to...">Emma Watson and Greta Thunberg and Stacey give a speech about womens' rights at the United Nations and Stacey's snapchat is broadcast worldwide then stored in a time capsule sent in to deep space
Stale and boring, if true
I couldn't even get through the first line because it's so obvious you've never had an interaction with a female. They do not speak like this
>>24774408Masterplease
