>the picture of dorian grey>it’s a novel
>>24778030>Never Ending Story>Has an ending
>infinite jest>is finite
>Song of Achilles>Is a novel
>divine comedy>isnt divine nor a comedy
>>24778030>no country for old men>country has multiple old men
>>24778030>house of leaveshas no leaves in it
>>24778030>the sun also rises>protagonists member doesn't rise
>war of the worlds>planets don't fight
>>24778030>anna karenina>she's not the main character
>>24778343>Twenty thousand leagues under the sea >they never descend twenty thousand leagues under the sea>they never descend even two leagues What a hack author! What a scam!
>>24778359>Journey to the center of the earth >They never get to the center of the earthVerne created clickbait
>Steal This Book>Author still collects royalties
>it‘s mostly ecru
>Ender's Game>Is actually a real war.
>The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy>Is not a guide to any galaxy, is just a wacky adventure through it.
>>24778030>The Iliad>It's about Troy
>>24778438Ilium was part of Troy, pleb.
>>24778528>ilium was part of troy>they never look for kyber crystals
>>24778030>Naked Lunch>I don't think there was an actual naked lunch in it>how can lunch even enter a state of nakedness in the first place
>>24778030Lol
>As I Lay Dying>is already dead
>The Odyssey>stars a guy named Ulysses
>>24778984Bro I was gonna say that
>One Hundred Years of Solitude>there's actually a lot of interaction, it's basically a wild fun party if you really think about it
>harassment architecture >its a book
>ulysses >stars a guy named ste- i mean leopold bloom
>Finnegans Wake>puts me to sleep
>moby dick>natalie portman doesn't suck it
>>24778030>1984>We don't actually know if it's 1984 or not
>>24778030>The Count of Monte Cristo>there's only one
>invitation to a beheading>no address is given
>The Three Musketeers>there are 4 musketeers
>>24778365This actually really bothered me as a kid.
>>24778155>house of leavesis a book
>>24780858>the book of sand by Borges >it's actually made of paper, paperboard, ink, and plastic
>the Tragedy of Julius Caesar>actually the Tragedy of Marcus Brutus
>>24778343They do though, if not quite literallyThat's the twist, you think it's humans vs aliens but it was actually Earth vs wherever they came from
>The Turn of the Screw>not about DIY
>portrait of the artist as a young man>no drawings :<
>>24778112>isnt divineIt is> nor a comedyIt has an happy ending so it's indeed a comedy.
>>24779638this one's so fucking stupid it actually made me chuckle lol
>>24778030>Lord of the Rings>the """lord""" is is an incorporeal non-factor and does not possess the ring even once
>The Book Without Words>look insideyou guys are never going to fucking guess
>>24781692It's full of words?ABSOLUTE INSANITY!
>>24781629>Incorporeal non-factorIn the movies, in the book he's some dude sitting in his throne inside his tower.>does not possess the ring even onceHe did wear the ring at some point, the ring comes off of his hand when Aragorn's dad cuts off Sauron's fingers in battle.
>>24781305>The Taming of the Shrew>not about domesticating a wild animal
>>24782320>play about the taming of a womanBut it is.
>>24778030>Moby-Dick; or, The Whale>nobody ever calls it The Whale
>>24778030>Hamlet>takes place in a Kingdom
>>24778030>One Hundred Years of Solitude>they're never alone
>Dead Souls>not a single ghost
>The Man Without Qualities>the man exists
>>24782576kek
>>24778030>A Christmas Carol>is a prose story
>A Farewell to Arms>no character at any point departs from their upper limbs
>Concluding Unscientific Postscript to Philosophical Fragments>it actually is a concluding unscientific postscript to Philosophical Fragments
>>24778030>The Guns of Navarone>The guns belong to the Germans
>Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?Fuck do I know, Dick never answer the question.
>Faust>no one gets punched
>Poetics>it's about theatre
>The Trial>he does not try at all
>todos los cuentos>I can in fact think of cuentos not included
>>24778030>Donkey Otie>donkey's name is Pancho or something
