Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Donโt be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote โyesโ on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids.
>>24778458I was pleased and think this post is witty. Thank you, and continue to share your soul with the world, though I may not be there to see it always.
>>24778458I am always impressed by this show's ability to walk the line between retardation and eloquence
>>24778458>Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else.I get a gigantic amount of pleasure after masturbating. Who receives the equivalent pain?
>>24779295The man you denied your semen
>>24778458Become an ascetic then coward
We don't cotton to freaks 'round these parts, so SCRAM weirdo!
>>24778458I didn't really watch this growing up but I heard it was profound
>>24778458>virgin rick&morty>chad renegade angelI gotta watch this again
WHAT DOTH LIFE???
>>24779295the child in the video u watch
>>24778458stop cluing niggers into my favorite show, thanks
>>24779091Not being afraid to be retarded often proves fertile ground for eloquence. Conversely trying too hard to be eloquent can damn you to retardation.
>>24778458>the satire of environmentalism where wind is harnessed through Antebellum-style chattel slaveryBest show ever
>>24780017I only masturbate to cartoons
>mfw share name with the Renegade Angel