Plato vs three Marxes. Who would win in a fistfight?I think Plato takes it.
>>24784331>wrestling champion vs three dysgenic early industrial age bumsHow is this even a question?
Plato takes him down the cave and shows him who's boss. Then Marx writes a long whiny book about being bullied and communism is born
Marx regularly practiced fencing and duelled Borussian nationalists as a youth but doubtful he would be any match for the Athenian war veteran
>>24784331Marx was a 6'6 chad, he would eat chicken boy alive
>>24785842>His mode of living consisted of daily visits to the British [Museum] reading-room, where he normally remained from nine in the morning until it closed at seven; this was followed by long hours of work at night, accompanied by ceaseless smoking, which from a luxury had become an indispensable anodyne; this affected his health permanently and he became liable to frequent attacks of a disease of the liver sometimes accompanied by boils and an inflammation of the eyes, which interfered with his work, exhausted and irritated him, and interrupted his never certain means of livelihood. “I am plagued like Job, though not so God-fearing,” he wrote in 1858.I, uh, I don't think he would.
>>24784331Does Engels pay for gym membership?
