What's the literary equivalent of the McChicken
>>24786031>mediocre sandwich that gives you diarrhea Stephen King
>>24786031stephen king
Mistbornit's the official gateway drug into low-quality slop fantasy. if you eat at least 3 Mistborns then you will eventually move on to eating Stormlight Archives (Big Macs)
Objectively slop but you still like it?Bukowski
>>24786053>>24786057first thought that came to mind
The isekai LNs that men read
>>24786031IJ by DFW
A homeless woman once approached me outside of a McDonald's and asked me to get her something to eat. I meant to order a Junior Chicken because it was cheap. I accidentally ordered a McChicken which was significantly more expensive and didn't realize until it was ready. I gave it to her and she said "What the fuck is this? I hate the fucking McChicken!". I told her to go fuck herself.So, what is a a piece of lit that you accidentally get instead of something else, at significant extra cost to yourself, and then give to an ungrateful receiver? Maybe it's like buying the wrong edition of the bible or buying one of the bad Dune novels for $20 when you could have gotten the original for $10.
>>24786195>So, what is a a piece of lit that you accidentally get instead of something else, at significant extra cost to yourself, and then give to an ungrateful receiver?How does one accidentally buy the wrong book
>>24786298As I said. Wrong Bible edition or wrong Dune sequel. Like when you ask your gran for a video game for Christmas and she guys you the garbage sequel instead.
>>2478603112 rules for life
So after hitting a two week high on my crypto portfolio I decide to reward myself to the golden arches, specifically the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich. I forget to specify that my order is to go, so they hand me a tray with the sandwich on it. I do not want it served to me like this but I do not take the tray back and ask for a bag because taking the tray back and asking for bags is not what winners do. I floor it out of the parking lot leaving the tray on the asphalt I drive home to my house and decide to save my sandwich for later because I have a stomachache from the ordeal mentioned previously. I open the refrigerator and try to figure out how I'm going to do this. I unplug the microwave and put it on the floor to prop the refrigerator door open until I can conduct research and form a plan. I open up Bing and immediately an archived post comes up from a guy using the username "ThreeForFree" who says he ate a McDonald's hamburger from the fridge once and caught a cholera and had to get his leg cut off. I get upset and decide to throw the sandwich away, but it occurs to me that the guy might have just been dumb about keeping the germs off of it. So I unwrapped the burger and put it on a plate. I take two pieces of paper out of the printer, placing one on top of the hamburger and the other one below the plate And loosely wrap the paper around the hamburger and pull out a huge line of scotch tape. I wrap the big piece of tape around the burger and the two pieces of paper in the plate and repeat the process with another piece of tape I keep wrapping tape around it until no part of the printer paper wrapper isn't covered with tape making it 100% scientifically sterile. I place the entire plate with the burger and paper and all wrapped around it inside of a plastic Safeway bag for good measure and close that off with a bag clip. I put it in the fridge, put the microwave back up onto the counter close the fridge and forget about the hamburger. A week later I had to throw it away.
>>24786328This is better than most of the 2020s literature I've been exposed to.
Pour moi, c'est le McChicken. Le meilleur sandwich de restauration rapide
>>24786345Rendre /lit/ francais 2025
>>24786345The European McChicken >>>dno what that shit in the op isCaptcha: DYMAS
I went to McDonald's today and got a bag full of McChickens. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to a podcast when I glanced up and saw the middle aged McDonald's worker I ordered outside coughing and having a cigarette.She waved at me and I just stared at her and had to wait 11 minutes before she went back inside and I could start eating in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is a story for another time.Next story: I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a custom McChicken with three patties for dinner. As I was driving to the second window the same woman was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold' and then waved me over.That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or my actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I don't tell her how to live hers. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to do this. I actually get nervous when a fast food worker recognizes me from before. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas against local culture. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How many McChicken copypastas are there
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>>24786031blood meridian
>>24786031Mike Crichton. It's tasty and cheap, but doesn't really stick with you.
>>24786365>Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to do this. I actually get nervous when a fast food worker recognizes me from before. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas against local culture. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
>>24786031Any post-Y2K Pulitzer Prize winner.
>>24786031Everything you like
>>24786031The Koran. The reinvented inferior version to the superior original.
>>24787863What's the original McChicken
>>24786328>>24786365I love these
>>24786328HahahahahhahahahhaWas not expecting this kind of post on /lit/ but I appreciate it.Also you know that that goyslop basically cannot expire right? Have you never seen those videos of hamburgers that are years old and still not decayed?
>>24786031>pleb mistakes the Junior Chicken for a McChickenKWAB NGMI.
>>24787863This burger looks retarded
Great Expectations
>>24786365This is so relatable.
>>24786365>11 minutesNo cigarette takes 11 minutes to smoke. Not even an American Spirit. The author of this copypasta failed in their research.
>>24786062Brandon Sanderson isn't nearly as enjoyable as eating a McChicken.
>>24786031Larry Correia books and most things published by Baen.
