dunk and egg walking in the woods editionASOIAF wiki: https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Main_PageBlog: https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/Old blog: https://grrm.livejournal.com/So Spake Martin (interviews): https://westeros.org/citadel/ssm/Book search: https://asearchoficeandfire.com/SSM search: https://cse.google.com/cse?cx=006888510641072775866:vm4n1jrzsdyGeneral search: http://searcherr.work/TWOW samples: https://archive.org/details/411440566-the-winds-of-winter-released-chaptersold: >>24768472
I bet Asha's pussy stinks so good
When Winds gets published, Rickon will be a feral child who humps Osha's legs because he's been fucking in Shaggydog's body while warging unsupervised. He'll also be a cannibal because Shaggydog has been eating human flesh, and then he will ride Cannibal when he and Davos find the Cannibal still alive on Skaagos.
Are you ready for Dunk and Egg, anon?
>>24787922why does this hack have a general
>>24787968>feral child who humps Osha's legsgod I wish that were me
>>24788083Stannis WILL win.
Well he didn't announce it at NYCC. He’s showing his age, so I'm guess winds and spring will be one megabook and will be out in autumn 2027. If not, then it isn't coming out
Thread... 92?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjDG-b1-cXM
>>24787983After house of the dragon I’m hoping dunk & egg cleans the taste of shit from my mouth
calling it now>dunk gets the shit kicked out of him by aerion>tanselle intervenes and beats up aerion with her girlboss power>starts lecturing dunk on how chauvinistic and misogynist it was of him to assume she needed to be saved from a man when she was perfectly capable of handling it herself>says something about how men are violent and if it weren't for them the world would be fair and just and peaceful
>>24788240>tanselle takes down 7 men with a frying pan >”where did you learn to do that?”>”I grew up with brothers”
DUDEJeyne Poole = Gene PoolLMAO
>>24788278why is he so fucking weird lookingpreston could've at least picked a cute shota to fixate on.
>The show ending was my ending, I’m not going to finish shit, and nobody has permission to ever finish it.How would the world react?
>>24788335The show ending makes sense in the context of the books. At least Dany going insane does. It won't be>"OMG BELLS AAAAIIIIIEEEE I'M GOING INSAAAANE"instead it will be >someone has been using a glass candle to drive Dany insane by sending her weird dreams and visions, and it has been foreshadowed since book 1
>>24788390I believe Aegon will have something to to with her going insane, possibly after a very costly journey to westeros for her.
>>24788390>dany going mad requires some secret insidious magical plot Nigga she was mad since day one
>>24788335He's just not going to say anything definite, ever, because he's grown to despise his fans as a surrogate reaction to being unable to finish the books himself.>Reminder that if he wrote ONE page a WEEK since dance, we'd already have winds.
>>24788390>>24788404People are mixing it all up. The retard show runners loved to mix up plots from different characters because they cut some of them out. Fa(k)egon will probably go nuts after finding out he's fake and gay. Or Jon Con might also go insane, since he hasn't been looking after Rhaegar's actual child.
At this point I have more respect for Sanderson than GRRM. Guy writes books, teaches classes, does podcasts and even does the convention circuit. GRRM is just a lazy sack of shit >>24788390Mad Dany was GRRMs original intention and you can see him try to pivot her back in that direction when she’s in the Dothraki sea and realizes she has to embrace fire and blood. In the Original Draft of AGoT she kills Drogo herself and wants to obtain her birthright by any means think in humanizing her he was kinda stuck because Dany legit has no reason to go to Westeros.
>>24788461Cope Dany fag, like who gives a fuck if some fake or some fag blows up KL? It has to be.
>>24788461Thank you anon. People seems to have forgotten that characters had their plot lines cut and pasted to another characters. Dany won't go mad from bells, the one that has a bad reaction to bells is jon con from that time in roberts rebellion, who may go mad independant of that sound himself learning (f)aegon is fake. Maybe both happen at the same time and the suyper PTSD reaction he has convinces him to spread greyscale around kings landing leading to Dany burning out the infection via dragon fire. Who the fuck knows theres a lot of ways it could go
>>24788501Gurm is just old as fuck. Most people don't know this but he has undiscloses health problems that prevent him from actually working, he hasn't contributed anything to any project in the last ten years except his stamp of approval.
>>24788509>>24788461It’s sad to see you cope like this
>>24788583>he hasn't contributed anything to any project in the last ten years except his stamp of approval.I'm sure he does but it doesn't stop him working he contributed in the writing room for HotD and im sure did some for dunk and egg too
>>24788593>contributed in the writing roomAKA he sat there and murmured some comments about incest and feasts. Sorry, I'm not trying to insult you.
>>24788583If you can travel the world and go to 50 conventions and vacations a year you can sit down at a computer and type some shit every once and a while
There shall be no more writing ever. He's too depressed.
>>24788461>Fa(k)egon will probably go nuts after finding out he's fakeYou could be right but I think Aegon will take King's Landing, get support from enough big houses (friends in the reach) and will either find out or already have figured out that he is fake but keep the show going. Dany will suffer so many losses during her Westeros campaign that when she finds out Aegon has taken the throne and has love of the people it will be the final straw for her, something about her being made out to be a mad invader with dothraki rapists coming to burn the lands or something, someone big will defect from Dany and join Aegon and she will find out he is a fake Targ, not even a Blackfyre which will send her over the edge and go burn down King's Landing. I don't know how likely any of this is but until George says otherwise it's my headcanon.
>>24788642His blog makes it seem like he's preparing to die.
WRITE THE FUCKING BOOK YOU FAT FUCK STOP GOING TO CONVENTIONS 6 DAYS A WEEK!!!!!!
>>24788683>>24788642Why the fuck is he doing.
>>24788509>Thank you anon. People seems to have forgotten that characters had their plot lines cut and pasted to another characters.They forget about a lot of things.>Maybe both happen at the same time and the suyper PTSD reaction he has convinces him to spread greyscale around kings landing leading to Dany burning out the infection via dragon fire.I never thought of that! Much better than the retarded "dany bad cray cray" bullshit that makes everyone's clittys so hard.
>>24788653>>24788509Aegon will in all likelihood get a dragon (probably Rhaegal, because it has his supposed father's name), which will prove to the realm that he's legit, even though Nettles proves that you don't have to be a Targaryen to ride dragons.Dany and Aegon will have a dragon duel above King's Landing at some point, and Aegon will lose but survive heavily injured, at which point JonCon is inspired by the Battle of the Bells and hides Aegon among the KL smallfolk, who prefer him to Dany.Seeing victory slip from her grasp and the love of the common people for Aegon will be what drives Dany over the edge, and she burns down the city.It's probably for the best if neither Aegon nor the reader find out whether he's real or fake, because power resides where men believe it resides.
>>24788763I like that theory
>>24788583>Most people don't know this but he has undiscloses health problems that prevent him from actually workingHuh? Like what?
>>24788642the loss of Gardner Dozois was the coup de gras that finally put genre fiction out of it's misery
>>24788799Probably early stage alzheimers. That's why he's just transparently living life and partying all day, and thinking about the old days as long as his memory somewhat still works.
>>24788335the world has already moved on. Maybe a collective shrug.
>>24788817Fuck off anon, GRRM just had a panel at comic con for dunk and egg and is recalling names and places from decades ago without effort, talking about knighting people at fast food places. He doesn't have alzheimers let alone have it for 10 years stopping him from working
>>24788824Agreed he's just fat.
>>24788817>>24788824more like punched-ticketzheimers
>>24788824This. He's just intensely lazy.
>>24788824>Dany and Daenerys
>>24788910that could easily have been a typo, dude was seething when he wrote that blogpost
