Authors you would drink beers with. No gays or communists.
>>24792956
Robert E. Howard and H.P. Lovecraft.
>>24792956George MacDonald Fraser
>>24792956>No gays or communistsThen why post a tranny socialist?
It makes me cry thinking I will never be friends with Edgar Allen Poe and Howard Lovecraft. >hanging out together in Howard's crumbling Victorian estate >huffing ether together and discussing classical literature >Poe, your cousin is hot. You should tap that. >She's 14! >Get her before an Italian or Hindustani snatches her, Poe. >hey, Howard, check this out, it's the day of the dead in Mexico. >hideous! You know the Irish have a similar holiday? We should exterminate them before its too late. >oh Howard, why is it always genocide with you? >lets go feed stray cats in the cemetary and snort cocaine. >cats, cats, cats, cats, cats!
Hunter S ThompsonBukowskiBrendan BehanEdward AbbeyKen KeseySteinbeckJack London
>>24792956George MacDonald FraserG.K. ChestersonTerry PratchettHunter S. Thompson
>>24792998You sound mad and kind of gay.
>>24793002Based pussy enjoyer.
>>24792962I wouldn't let him touch a beer on account of his beer belly
I'd share a beer with Emily Dickinson in her shut-in room while we read each other poetry, and then we would have hand-holding eye-contact missionary sex until a baby was conceived.
>>24792956Hemingway supported the commie side in Spain.
>>24793717Yeah but he hated minorities. Nobody's perfect.
>>24793727He liked Spaniards, who are swarthy and indistinguishable from Arabs. Had a tranny son as well. So, eh, I don't know, he said the K word sometimes in letters, so... based?
>>24792956>No gaysDamn
>>24792956Bukowski unironically Diogenes counts right?Whoever wrote those Warrior cat booksGary LarsonFlannery Oconnor
>>24792956>No gays or communists.>posts HemingwayCome on
James Ellroy
>>24792963Good choice.
ITT yanks yanks yanks
>>24792962That lads a human keg
>>24792956I wouldn't want to drink or associate with anyone that isnt a communist, faggot
>>24795708What are you gonna do about it, Paco?
>>24795747isn’t this clearly a UK putdown? americans are really pretty dumb
>>24795731We don't sign our posts here
>>24793734Your son would probably be a tranny too if you had the unbounded machismo of Hemingway. Their genetic mental illness probably didn't help either. He did not generally care for the Jews. Or blacks. Or Native Americans. >>24794808Yes, he had sympathies for the communists in Spain. More so, he had disdain for the fascists. That doesn't make him a communist. He was a complex guy with complex views that changed over time. If only we should all be so lucky. >>24795708It's not our fault your favorite authors are foreign, not bros and nobody wants to drink beers with them. >>24795731This thread is for bros and you're not really meeting the standard.
Celine would be a laugh until he starts sperging out at the table next to us about the jews and scares away the local tarts.
>>24793122Sounds like you haven't read his books lol
>>24796201Revisionist history. Cope, seethe and dilate.
I dunno if it would be beer. More likely cheap wine underneath a bridge.
