> You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.This sounds so corny and played out a thousand times. Whats a more poetic way of saying it? > Your ethereal eyes are the most beautiful I've seen.?
>>24794798In this case simplicity is better. Stick with beautiful
>>24794798Ur peeps r lit no cap frfr
>>24794798Never beforehave I seen beauty such as I see in yourI made it rhyme.
Hooooo-wie! Check out da peepers on you, tootz!
>>24794798Never beforehave I witnessed such beautyas in the eyes* of your
"The stars in the skies cant compare to the beauty that are in your eyes. "*Fap fap fap*"i'm COOOMING"*splurt splurt*
>>24794798When I was young i used to play world of warcraft.*grabs doritos*And I used to exclusively consume the blood elf 2d stuff to do the deed for a solid year.*eats the doritos*Your eyes, they glow like those blood elves.
>>24794798no one should ever compliment a girls eyes. literally everyone in the world has received compliments about their eyes. i'm an antisocial weirdo and even girls have talked to me about how lame it is when they get eye compliments.
>>24794844>>24794846And I'll do it again!
>>24794860The one time a person commented on my eyes it was to say they aren't as interesting as she thought they might be.Story of my life.
>>24794798Who are you trying to compliment?
Nice eyes sugar tits
>>24794798"Baroque eyes" and don't say anything beyond thatFollow it by asking if she likes Swans
>>24794798Oh fairest of maidens, thy visual perception flesh orbs stir my loins and swell my beef, would you care for some fuck milady?
>>24794865I once told a girl who liked me and gave me her number and messaged me first 99 percent of the time that " I appreciate the color blue more now that i've seen her eyes" she ended up doing cocaine and hooking up with a 60 year old deranged tranny who looks like a scarecrow and stabbed me in the back to pursue the life of drugs.
>>24794798Your blowjob face give me big erection.>>24794865Fucking rekt.
>>24794865that's fucking unbelievable i almost think she was negging you lol. almost no one has eyes that are below an 8/10.
>>24794871I hope you can appreciate how fucking funny that is.
>>24794871what's her number
it's situation dependent, compliments must appear like accidental admissions during a random digression, not prepared lines.
>>24794865She was testing you anon. Women try to act "mean" towards you as a test when they feel a moderate level of attraction towards you. If she felt no attraction or a lot of attraction she wouldn't test. The test seeks to probe for emotional reaction to her "judgement" of you. If you don't have an emotional reaction you pass the test, if you get sad or defensive etc then you fail the test. Pass and attraction increases, fail and it decreases. Thanks for reading my uncle Ted talk.
>>24794871Be grateful for dodging that bullet.
>>24794798Your eyes are the reason people fall in love.
Dont say anything. Just look her deep in the eyes and keep a big dumb smile on your face.
>>24794882You've diluted practicing authenticity to an autistic level to say just like be yourself.
>>24794888>WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANON DO YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO BE WITH ME IS BECAUSE OF MY EYES AND NOT MY INTELLECT OR CHARMING PERSONALITY ARE YOU TELLING ME I AM ONLY LOVABLE BECAUSE OF MY EVER FADING LOOKS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE IMMA CUT YOUR BENIS AND TELL EVERYONE YOUR A PERVERT RAPIST FAGGOT ENJOY GETTING KILLED BY SIMPSHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>24794891>Just look her deep in the eyes and keep a big (imposing yet considerate) erection.There, I fixed it for you.
>>24794900being yourself would result in direct forced compliment for most ppl like OP.also i'm just repeating some wisdom Dostoyevski dropped somewhere.
Is there a name for this kind of stealth coom imagery? and this is like methadone for hardcore addicts trying to stop gooning without getting withdrawls?
>>24794879not that funny considering I broke up with a girl who wanted to get married to be with this girl who was special to me. We used to stay up all night till 2 am talking and never ran out of things to talk about. I got my own place , worked 3 jobs. I would go on long walks while listening to audiobooks on how to be a better man. I tried being the best version of myself for her. Would go to the gym everyday to get fit. Though she had a bad past and I ignored all her red flags in the end she chose to give up a guy who cared about her and was able to make her laugh and would have provided for her to go back to her past and pursue the life of drugs and sleeping around with the scum of society. Moral of the story is to never ignore girls red flags and don't ever put them on a pedestal and never love someone too much because you'll never be able to love someone as much ever again. It's been 3 years and I gained 100 pounds, am depressed, and can't even begin to get my life back in order. I can see why Dante wrote that backstabbers are people who are closest to the devil.
>>24794883Yes and I don't play games which is why I am single to this day.
>>24794888that's just dumb because its obviously not true
>>24794918Being single is a blessing.
>>24794923hard disagree.
>>24794798I got you brahMy dear,"I hope you will forgive the earnestness—and perhaps the excess—of what I am about to say, but I find myself unable to keep silent. There is a gravity in your eyes, a certain quiet majesty, that has unsettled me in the most peculiar and profound of ways. To look into them is not merely to meet a glance, but to behold a chapter of the soul, written in the language of candlelight and snow-fallen silence.""They are not eyes in the ordinary sense, no. They are like still lakes at dusk, beneath which flicker the lights of unseen villages, old songs, and unspoken dreams. In their depths resides a whole universe of feeling—tenderness wrapped in melancholy, wisdom wrapped in innocence—as though all the sorrows and all the salvations of the world had come to rest there, quietly, without announcement.""I look into them and feel, absurdly, that I have known you through lifetimes. That if I were to lose myself entirely in that gaze, I would not be lost at all, but found—in some deeper, older sense of the word. And though the world churns on with all its noise and haste, in the moment your eyes meet mine, everything slows. It is not time that passes, but eternity.""Forgive my boldness. But I could not look upon such beauty—such depth—and remain unchanged, or worse, silent."Yours, if I may be,
>>24794921how do you know? maybe milady is truly an unlovable cunt and her ocular features are the only reason any male brain would enter the state known as "in love" when subjected to her presence.
>>24794924Let's agree to disagree. Wahmen are more trouble than they are worth.
>>24794916Yeah' that's a rough road, anon. All the best to you. I hope one day you can see the humor in it. Good luck.
>>24794925Damn son.
>>24794929trouble yes but not more than they're worth
>>24794916>Moral of the story isalso, do things for yourself, not to please someone else. Do what you enjoy, talk about what you find interesting, live your life on your own terms. If others don't like it, fuck them, you aren't meant to establish a connection with people you have nothing in common with.
>>24794943Hard disagree.
>>24794925Yeah bro, say it just like that. Record it please.
>>24794956Can some anonomous who can into AI speech things run that using a jeet voice lmao?Pretty please.
>>24794798Your eyes are the eclipse to all my sorrows.
>>24794798>> Your ethereal eyes are the most beautiful I've seen.How does this not sound like bullshit to you lmao
>>24794966>Pls be my emotional tampon, my own inability to self-regulate my emotions drives me to seek romantic feelings to drown my emotional pain and you are attractive enough to arise such feeling on meThere, I fixed it for you.
>>24794972Maybe milady is a lynch necromancer and her eyes truly are ethereal.
>>24794952it should probably go without saying it's the most important thing in life from a natural perspective
Your eyes, yes, those blue ones, are a menace. They are too blue. I demand an explanation. When I looked into them, my memory of the English alphabet collapsed. The letter E ran away screaming. A goose outside my window began humming Glory Halleluiah, and my neighbor accused me of harboring abstract thoughts again. I tried describing your eyes to a cup of tea, and it boiled itself out of spite.One could say your eyes are the color of cornflowers, but that would insult the cornflowers, who’ve never had to bear such gravitational responsibility. Your eyes seem to operate on a private logic: when they blink, time skips. When they stare, socks vanish from drawers. I looked at them too long and forgot how to exit a room, so I just stood still until Tuesday happened again.Frankly, I suspect your eyes are involved in some sort of celestial conspiracy.If I ever see them again, I will bring protective goggles and a long stick, just in case they try to hypnotize the furniture.Anyway, they're beautiful. In a dangerous, probably-illegal way.
Don't ever compliment a woman. If they think you are more interested in them than they are in you, or show any sign of desperation, then they will get the ick. They are romantically masochistic.
>>24794888Great example of how agape love is what produces the best love poetry.
>>24794985Not really. I can understand why people would think that or feel that way, but that's an affirmation based on a set of vales and assumptions that I do not share. Good luck and more power to you in you doing you though anon.
>>24794988This. If you treat them like a random fan does a celebrity then they will treat you like a random fan they have no interest in.
>>24794900the great irony of internet advice is that it's impossible to absorb or articulate without coming off as a tryhard faggot unless it comes from a genuine sense of passion or sincerityits the same reason why people cringe at engineers who go to climbing gyms to meet people or who buy cameras reddit recommends them to get into photography; they read about it online but it does not come from a genuine place of earnest interest. they have "done the thing" and expect to be rewarded for it despite not caring about the process in and of itselfeven the most trite, cliche compliment to a girl about how beautiful her eyes are can be immeasurably more impactful if it comes from a place of honest sincerity rather than a series of calculated strategems. no amount of flowery prose or insincere praise can top looking a woman in the eye and saying from the bottom of your heart, "I think you're beautiful"
>>24794989Are you saying his post is shit because whatever it was it wasn't agape love
>>24794798>>24794908This is literally just a cropped porn still. Whitney Wright I believe.
>>24794988You can compliment them, but it has to be genuine, non thirsty and funny. >If they think you are more interested in them than they are in you, or show any sign of desperation, then they will get the ick. They are romantically masochistic.yes. this is actually a feature and not a bug though, once you lvl your wisedom stat enough and you peek enough at the true nature of the human condition and our own human nature it will be impossible for you to ever be more interested in a woman than she is in you. and you eventually start running into trouble with women getting obsessed with you and try to ruin you in a jealousy and butt hurt fueled self-destructive spiral of seething. God truly has a sense of humor.
>>24794986lmaothat's so bad it's good
>>24794798>> Your ethereal eyes are the most beautiful I've seen.kek
>>24794996she will know if you find her physically attractive or not the moment her mind registers your existence. the question then becomes if she feels attraction to you or is open to interacting with you (even without attraction towards you, but the interaction itself can generate the attraction, even via long distance forms of communication like dah indernet n shiiiet)
>>24794925Em dashes me me sus
>>24795003lolIt was a very shitty post. a shit post, if you will.
>>24794926But you make it sound like a universal law rather than something particular to her
>>24795024Your ethereal BRAPIN is the most rancid I've ever smelt.
>>24794867My mom.
>>24795034I wasn't the one posting that shite, I was just making a joke lol
>>24795013dude i'll buy your course where do I sign
>>24794991sorry, but it's nothing to do with me. i'm talking about whatever god it is that made us. it's a truth that doesn't require your approval
>>24795044I would never sell anything like that. I don't want to take people's money, and there is enough written about it all over the internet for free (even if you aren't willing to pirate the commercial shite) to teach you everything you need to know. If you want a good and free intro to this kind of shite look into the Chateau Heartiste stuff. Then just keep reading more about it from wherever and eventually you will figure it out. Just don't burn yourself out on it, take it easy and expect to spend some months to years (depending on where you start and where you want to end up proficiency wise) learning theory and practicing it (learning theory guides your practice, and your practice will make the theory clearer). In the end you will probably find it that the process of mastering something is more rewarding than the proficiency you get from it itself, so don't take it too seriously IMHO (or do, it's your life).
>>24795061k
>>24795013i once actually told a girl off-hand that 'the best pickup line is telling a girl she looks like a disney princess, no matter what it just always works.' and then a minute later i said 'you actually remind me of rapunzel from tangled' and she went 'AW really is that me?'
>>24794883>Women try to act "mean" towards you as a testIf a woman is playing games like this, "shit testing," then she is a child.>but they all do itThen they are all women-children, and I'm not interested
>>24795070lmao
>>24795068oooh ow
>>24795073>then she is a child.Anon, I...>Then they are all women-children, and I'm not interestedwelcome to human condition. enjoy the circus
>>24795075>.<
>>24795085tfw greentext fucks up my discord reply
>>24795106;-;
>>24795073Now you're getting it.
>>24795073the game is part of it. girls (& maybe even some boys) enjoy emotional rollercoasters.
>>24795217They enjoy a ritual of emotions, not a rollercoaster at all. Women do not like being surprised by any emotion which confronts their behavior or challenges them right back. Women like a predictable, according to the individual woman, response which they have prepared for. At weast that is my expewience.
>>24795396i should probably preface this with: not all women are the same. some girls are more like men. but it's men that don't like being surprised. if you're dismissive to a good looking girl they might even like that a bit, like it's part of the game. for someone not that attractive it ceases to be a game. at least that's my experience.
>>24794977so what
>>24795449Just call her a nigger when she least expects it.
Ur eyes are like nipples of the face.. inescapable, seductive, piercing.....id lick and squeeze them them if I could.
>>24795712i shouldn’t pass this off to anyone but coming out with ‘do you like hard r’ is literally one of my lines.
>>24795722don’t you dare!
>>24794798"Nice eyes dumbass, 8/10"
>>24795722lmao
>>24795726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5wvpkf-EA
>>24794798The yin and yang of your eyes seems balanced.
you are eyest
>>24794798You're trying to use imagery, and I get you're trying to not be flowery, but you have to try harder than an adjective.At least you did the first step, having something to say. The next thing you should do is look up the actual writing techniques of poetry, because there are a lot of them, they all have names, and you probably don't know what 80% of them are. But that should give you lots of ideas for different ways you can get at what you're trying to express.>Your eyes are pretty, you know that? ... They're so bright, every day I see you, it's like the sun rises twice.Simple metaphor. Not poetry, albeit,
>>24794798"I'm struck by the beauty of your eyes"
>>24794798Make it sincere. If you just spout a line like that, it won't sound like it's a thought you're having, but like a thing you wanted to say to impress her. Mix it with your actual speech into something like: "You know, I really like your eyes. They're really beautiful, as is the rest of you."I would know, as I've gotten laid once or twice.
>Has anyone ever told you that you have the most fuckable eyes.
I want to add your eyeballs to my collection.
>>24794798Who?
>>24796610>You know, I really like your eyes. They're really beautiful, as is the rest of youfucking hell don’t ever say that
>>24794883Why do women do this instead of just being nice?
>>24796960why do men drink beer instead of knitting. it’s fun.
>>24796960Biological drive to test partner for reproductive fitness. They literally cannot control it, it's instinctive and automatic, the same way you feel your pp tingle when you look at a hot enough gril. Human genes know that a man that reacts emotionally to a wahman is a liability (telegraphs weakness). Just don't take them tests seriously, ignore it and you will pass. Literally just barrel thru them and keep talking about what you like or doing what you were doing when they do it, and recognize it as a sign of attraction on her part. If she is testing you it's actually a positive sign, not a negative. It means she is already somewhat attracted to you and she is giving you the opportunity on a platter for you to increase her attraction level for you by simply ignoring her test. Literally do nothing and win, and recognize that as an indication that escalation can happen now or soon enough when logistics are more appropriate (aka you are in a more private setting).Let me gib example: we were in a group and there was a bunch of grils and bois, we were going to watch a soccer game in a picnic like setting in a public garden on a giant screen, and one of the grils there was the fug buddy of one of the bois there. At some point as I was putting my shades on while jokingly saying something to the effect of "time to increase my style" (it made sense on my language, it sounds cringe af on English thou lmao) she turned to me and said "what style?". I simply kept smiling and ignored her completely. I had never said a single word to her nor her to me until that point. Later when we were all sitting around watching the game she asked me if I wanted to go to the bathroom with her. Just recognize tests when they happen, which you will eventually learn to do as you get more experience socializing. Don't take this shid too seriously, we are all clowns in this clown world .
>>24796999should probably go without saying but you generally don’t want to take advice from someone who comes out with his full evolutionary psychology essay complete with outdated meme speak at the drop of hat
>>24797007Whatever. Take what works, ditch what doesn't. It works, and anyone that has tested it can see it for themselves.
>>24797007This.Everyone knows you should RESPEC women, always be nice, make her the center of your world and never tease her or ignore her bullshit. It's not like her pussy ever gets wet when she gets teased in a flirty way or finds it a delightful challenge when someone doesn't buy her bullshit. Everyone knows the nice and apologetic and always serious boi that always treats her seriously gets to make love to her in the missionary position for the exclusive purpose of reproduction all the time while the rogue jesters that know exactly how they act and think never her pussy wet and her mind thinking about jumping his bones.Thanks for your input anon, you're a real human bean.Also if you are a serious person who values democracy and real science and knows wahman want RESPEC and be treated seriously you should buy my course: www.nicegoysfinishfirst.cum
>>24797047just saying the signs are there. i think if you ignore them and take the wrong turn regardless you end up too close-committed to turn back.only take advice from people you wouldn’t mind ending up as.
>>24797072Yes, facts cease to be facts when the person writing the out likes to write like a retard for his own amusement, thanks for your wisedom anon, people should ignore facts least they metamorph into someone else entirely, the internet is very seirious bussyness.
I would swim in the whites and sleep in the blacks
>>24797080a broken clock is right twice a day, but you wouldn’t take its word for it.
>>24797100This, anyone having fun writing like a retard on the internet is a broken clock, you should ignore whatever facts they write about, you should take my advice as a 100% serious boi on the internet and ignore everyone else like I advice you to do least you become a totally non-serious boi on the internet that believes his own lying eyes. This is a very important post. Please clap.>>24797094Pls no sleep with the blacks.
>>24797106the crime of talking normally is misdemeanour compared to trying to be funny and not being - which is capital punishment.anyway, honestly, truthfully, if i’m being honest, i think you probably learn more by roundly ignoring certain things than by trying to salvage half-lines. it’s how you really learn that you have better things to say (in your own normal, less cringe way). only way to recover your authenticity.
>>24797109>trying to be funnyyou are confusing self amusement with something else. talking like a retard is funny to me>anyway, honestly, truthfully, if i’m being honest, i think you probably learn more by roundly ignoring certain things than by trying to salvage half-lines. it’s how you really learn that you have better things to say (in your own normal, less cringe way). only way to recover your authenticity.Have you ever considered becoming heterosexual?
>>24797112either way it’s bad form.have you ever considered posting with line breaks? think it would really elevate things.
>>24797115>oy vey, stop having fun on the internet goy, you must post the way I tell you goyLmaokill yourself faggot
>>24797120>let people enjoy things!
>>24797121Humanity is lost, people are actually having fun on the internet and ignoring overly serious haughty faggots on the 4chang. It's over. Billions must die.
>>24797125christ
>>24797133*Christ
>>24795073>If a woman is playing games like this, "shit testing," then she is a childTwo things. One, women very often shit-test without even being aware of it. Two, women are unable to raise themselves above the maturity level of a child until they're well past menopause.
>>24794838Now we’re talkin
>>24794798>Of all the eyes I've looked into, I love my reflection in yours the mostBut of course, you have to be playful about it
>>24794888Height > status > eyes > face > personality
>>24794798>In her eyes I saw salvation, a reprieve from every worry of the world or some shit like that
>>24794860*no one should complement a girl’s eyes when looking like 4channers
Wait a minute guys! She blowing on his dick!
>>24794798Understand that this is a phatic expression, everyone's eyes look basically the same modulo cataracts or eyeliner. It's expressing how the speaker feels being around the eyes, looking at the eyes, being looked at by the eyes. So how the character ends up saying it is less important than making it clear they're reminded of said eyes when experiencing other happy feelings.
