>An ever-worsening alcoholic, Faulkner was once begged by his daughter not to get drunk on her birthday. Faulkner responded by nastily remarking to her, "You know, nobody remembers Shakespeare's daughter."
Faulkner? More like Fagner. LOL
>>24798690And he was right. I didn't even know Faulkner had a daughter. But I've read many of his novels.
I told my daughter shut the fuck up bitch and she's 5.
>>24798690How ironic that Faulkner will soon be forgotten, but his relative Taylor Swift will forever go down in history.
>>24798690>>An ever-improving alcoholic, Faulkner was once begged by his daughter not to get drunk on her birthday. Faulkner responded by knowingly remarking to her, "You know, nobody remembers Shakespeare's daughter."hmmm
>>24798690Holy based
>>24798690Is that were Moz got the idea of the song from? Was he some seething Hemmingwaytard mad at /druk/ Falkner?
>>24798690Unironically based as fuck. Moralfags constantly whine about how "muh alcoholism bad" but it is actually one of the most aesthetic addictions. There is something indisputably aesthetic about drinking your life away.
didnt happen
>>24799243OP is Faulkner's grandchild reciting stories mommy told him
>>24799240Getting fat isnt aesthetic
>>24799240Only to kuffar dogs. Speaking of dogs, why not go full shaytan and fuck that too, it's what you people are best at .
>>24799240This one has never been an alcoholic or dealt with alcoholics.
That makes me not want to read him Family is the most important thing
