>Book of Job>he's unemployed
>Book of Numbers>It's full of letters
>Book of Revelations>nothing is revealed but nonsense that could be interpreted a billion different ways
>>24813050>nothing is revealed>Jesus reveals himself to JohnPlease start attending your Bible studies anon
>>24812954>The Divine Comedy>I didn't laugh once
>>24812954Does he get a job by the end of it? Sounds like a Welcome to the NHK rip-off tbqh.
>>24812954>Book of Exodus>All made up. They weren't slaves that tried to Exit Egypt. They entered Egypt to conquer it.
>>24813050>>24813081The first too were clever quips; you're both faggots who tried too hard
>>24812954>Pale Fire>Doesn't have any fire, nor is pale by any meansNabokov is a fucking hack
>Book of Judges>No one follows the law; not one trial.
>The Hypostasis of the Archons>Nothing is truly real (a being) outside the Pleroma (or really the Monad).
>Book of Acts >Has only one act
>>24812954>The "Gospel">None of it is true
>>24813042>to Hebrews, numbers ARE letters
>1 Kings>Has multiple kings
>Book of Judges>Not a single court case>Song of Solomon >No musical notation>Book of Tobit>No toes bittenJesus fuckin wept, the Bible makes no sense
>>24813133>>Book of Tobit>>No toes bitten
>Book of John>no toilets
>Book of my diary desu>skips multiple weeks at a time. not daily at all
>>24812954>book of Ecclesiastes>no one goes to church
>>24813231>book of ecclesiasticus>not a sequel to ecclesiastes
>Epistle to the Colossians>they're normal sized
>>24813066You're not divine.
>>24812954>feast days>mostly fasting and praying
>>24812954>Book Of Genesis>no Phil Collins in sight
>>24813129kek
>>24813066You didn't laugh at the fart?
>>24813161Kek
>Book of John>he doesn't form a band with Paul
>"Less Miserable">people get more miserablewhat a sham
>Moby's Dick>No mention of the whale's penis
>Called Anna Karenina>It's about Levin
>Leviticus>God doesn't give Moses cool levitation powers
I couldn't think of a relevant pun but I did find the thread highly amusing
>Apology>Socrates is unapologetic
>Letters of Paul>no postal service - who delivered them? >book of Ruth>no mention of why he was traded to the Yankees>book of Luke>no mention of Han, Leia, Darth Vader, etc.
>>24813571Anna Karenina is interesting because it is kind of a bait-and-switch. It reminds me of Ms. Dalloway, which also follows two very different people who are only distantly socially connected. The appeal of both books is that the reader is reading and thinking "why is it about this guy so much, and what does it mean to juxtapose these characters?" and there ultimately isn't even an real, viable answer.It's fascinating, if you think about it.
>>24813050"Revelation", not "Revelations".
>20,000 leagues under the sea>NFL, NBA, EPL, MLB, NHL, etc all play on land>The Wonderful O>not about orgasms>Foundation>not about house construction>not about philanthropy either
>The Odyssey>it's about a guy named Ulysses>Ulysses>STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLI'm closing the book now
>Republic>Republics weren't a thing back then
>>24813053Put your cock back in your pants Yeshua.
>>24813129>DeuteronomyNice dubs.
>>24814583>Anna Karenina is interesting becauseWHEN THE SIDE NIGGA CATCH FEELINGS
>>24813123To the Greeks numbers were letters after the Pythagoreans invented the number, before that numbers didn’t exist at all. Hebrews don’t exist , gay kike.
>>24813116More like the book of facts
