What the fuck are women reading nowadays
>>24819546books that cater to them? Women are starting to gravitate towards ugly bastard romances/rape stories
>>24819556>women want ugly bastards now>incredibly handsome and my parents are marriedit's over
>>24819566My time has finally come.
Are they really reading splatterpunk novels?
>>24819546I’ve never seen the plapper girl with clothes on. She’s qt
>Raised in a household so filthy it was stomach-spilling, Vera involuntarily evolved into a neat freak. Upon discovering she and her disabled husband Daniel are expecting, she needs fast cash. Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. She takes a stab at the booming door-to-door vacuum sales business of 1988.>All is going well until she arrives at the steps of a house that will change her forever. The steps of an evil that resurrects the ghastly memories she so desperately tried to wash away. Nothing will prepare you for the nastiness, disorder, and sickening horror brought forth by... The Slob.
>>24819546>people consume story that reflects their deepest desirestale as old as time
>>24819556Finally I can be a protagonist in some roastie's gooner fantasy. Fellas, my time has come.
>>24819847What an odd correlation there. Are you sure you're not projecting?
>>24819592I can think of few else shallow enough to dignify that edge lord garbage genre
>>24819546>Aron BeauregardThis guy is mentally ill as fuck.
>>24819847>>people consume story that reflects their deepest desiresAleksandra Anan'ina, Mikhail P. Ananʹin, Anatolʹ Vi︠a︡li︠u︡hin (1971) _Хaтынь_ Belarus, Soviet Union: Khatynʹ War Memorial.
>>24819592Those books are written for women, no self respecting man would read that garbage. Horror movies are mostly aimed at women as well.
>>24819865>>24820617He's a tranny that's been spamming that shit recently, just report him and ignoring him
>>24819546What they want.
>>24819556Since when the FUCK do women want ugly guys? This must be a recent phenomenon, because I certainly have not gotten laid.
>>24819546The slob is for men btw. I've read it.
>>24819546I'm not sure what letter a dachshund is meant to represent. I can guess it should be an N because of the word wiener but I don't think it works.
>>24823102At this point, I just see most words in most titles of most books as "nigger" anyway. I'm still trying to figure out why /lit/ is so gung-ho about The Niggers Karamazov. The whole thing was just some Russian guy complaining about niggers for like 300,000 words.
>>24819968Most edgelords are men.
>>24823190>a ghastly niggamarole
>>24819546it amazes me how skilled women are at living a double life.
>>24821157All media is for women.
But seriously modern romantasy slop is like a direct feedline into the women brain>neurosis>everything is about me>everything is about sex>i hope some day prince killer chad will ravish me
>>24823237over half of that book's reviews on goodreads are one stars
>>24823242Onyx Storm is not romantasy.
>>24823287Well if true that would be a 180 from the first book which is entirelly about princess nobody lusting after warlord chad
>>24823017Women have been consuming those hentai that always have fat old ugly dudes. I think Japan is brainwashing them. Thank you, Japan.
>>24823287Nvm, they actually changed the marketing strategy.It's romantasy now.
>>24823291>princess nobody lusting after warlord chadThe disabled princess and the warlord chad fucked because the mental link they had with their dragons made them horny (their dragons were in the middle of fucking).
>>24823306Yeah not really a mystery.>it just happened because of my dragon--WHATEVER
>ohhh chad we just have this special dragon bond and the whole story and all the characters are conveniently constructed around this premise leading to us having magical dragon sex
>>24819556Incels have been doing this larp for decades and nothing's ever come of it Women want to be raped by sexy werewolves, not greasy balding gamers
Amy award "novel"
Honestly i dont see how women as a gender can survive this. The fact there's a demand for INFINITY of this, entire armies of women writing this, marketers selling it, women consuming it, etc. It's a dealbreaker for their entire gender.
I just blows my mind this is a thing women unironically desire and craft entire narratives around
>Porn creates unrealistic expectations for relationships because of the infinite novelty>My books different, thoughHas there ever been a bigger cope?
>>24823306>Autist missing the forest for the treesStructurally, Onyx Storm is exactly like Twilight. >Powerful guy>He wants ti fuck me but can't because he dangerous to me>Scenes of coitus interruptus that gradually build to a final apocalyptic fuckingWhether it be dragon heat, Zutts giving lusty thoughts, the curse of Neverapeddeer MMXII from the kingdom of Clitalia, vampire, or demonic pollution, is the moot point. The main point, and the narrative chassis that links Onyx Storm to fossils like Twilight, is a powerful and dangerous guy who wants to fuck the main heroine but can't out of fear of hurting her; and this coital tidal flow gradually builds up to the final, and orgasmic, penetrative act. The plot and fantasy/punk/supernatural/horror decorum are secondary to this main sexual structure.Your thinking is the same as saying Stephen King's settings are what sets the books apart while missing that all his book follow a very predictable structural plotline (which makes them boring to read in a row because it feels like reading the same book over and over again).These books are called slop for a reason; and it has nothing to do with the details of the setting.Learn to deepread.
>>24823358>plus size heroineOh you mean FAT?! Oh, you mean the main character is a FAT, DISGUSTING, GOBLIN?! You mean the story is told from the perspective of a LAND WHALE who downplays her MORBID OBESITY by claiming she's "curvy?" Is this the kind of thing Amy Award's PIGGY SCHLICKING COOMER readers relate to? Isnt that like a man openly admitting his main character is an incel for his incel audience?
>>24823373>The plot and fantasy/punk/supernatural/horror decorum are secondary to this main sexual structureThis is what I find so disconcerting, the plot arch IS the sex arch. There's no reason for the book or its particular details to exist except for there to be sexual tension leading to a climax.>im here to fix the cable
>>24819546>>24823353>>24823356Were these made by architects?
>>24823237>Dr. Thundercock and His Comatose Virgin Patient Who He Cant Resist Raping Hahaha holy shit. A few years ago I would have thought this shit was fake. Now I read shit like this and think "what, no beastiality?"
>>24823359>unrealistic expectations>Words this long are supposedly coming out of the mouth of a wom*n1) you overestimate women2) big words fascinate only the incel>>24823340Her mom was doing some wicked child abuse on him.Whipping and shit.>>24823373>like TwilightTwilight is YA it has no sex. The Puritans thought that the books their daughter was reading were the cause of her depravity. It is actually not. E. L. James was just that horny.>is the moot pointYup, that's why it's called "formula fiction".I'm just saying what I found funny in this book.Specifically, the post you quoted was about the fact that Booktok thought that it was bestiality the whole "I'm horny because of the dragon" business. Which not a lot of people on /lit/ talk about.I'm not here saying that Onyx Storm to litfic, lmao. It's such a far reach on your side.
>>24823419>unrealistic expectations>big wordslol what
>>24823358what is cinnamon roll mmc?
>>24823356I want to believe that these authors are just trolling us. All of these books all have fat women on the cover, no surprise who the audience for it is.
>>24823450"Big words" vs "technical terms".Which one sounds more serious?The second one. So incel will use it for that purpose, even if the core of it is the same (unless they want to attack the pretentiousness of the speaker, but that's an exception: they love muh "dating market", muh "hypergamy" etc.)Unrealistic vs unhealthy.Which one you think a woman would use?
>>24823358Really ironic that fat whales who preach about body acceptance desperately want chad thundercock, the school's tight end, rather than their equal, anon mcloser, the greasy dude from the anime club.
>>24823548Just as well since greasy dudes are desperate for 10/10 staceys.
>>24823557Key difference that they don't pretend they are just as good looking as chad
>>24823459Don't know what cinnamon roll signifies here, but mmc is research chemical meth analogue
>>24823547>Which one you think a woman would use?"Unrealistic beauty standards" is a common term used by wahmen. Also, unrealistic and unhealthy have different meanings -- someting could be unhealthy but realistic (possible).meh. idc
>>24823017they don't want ugly bfs they want to be raped by ugly guys not the same thing
>>24819847Is this kino?
>>24823237It would be x10 funnier if the book was called "Keep her under!"
