are these a red flag?
no red flags detected, knock yourself out
>>24820767only the shakespeare
Race mixed people look ugly
>>24820767>performative female
>>24820767green flags if she can speak intelligently about themthe reddest of red flags if she can't
>>24820767Starting to get a little tired of performative e-whores
You won't get hundreds of replies here like this post got on /v/ - and that's only because there are not as many people
Having a random history book in your favorites list is a red flag. She probably didn't read enough to be able to list 10 fiction books so she filled it with the only history book she read (probably on audiobook too since, especially if it's Will Durant).Same shit for the random manga on here. She just needed to fill that list up (probably also read an abridged version of Les Miserables). I will also just assume that she put Shakespeare here because she had to read it for school
>women:\>women with male hobbies/interests:O
>>24820772Look again: there's one in the middle.
>>24820767Crimson
>>24820767Showing the books you "supposedly" read in your thirst trap is insane
>>24820851Why?
0,00001% chance she actually read those.
>>24820767>jungerPick me detected
>>24820788I think they add flavor. A list of 10 classic novels would be boring and tell me nothing about the person
>>24820839what? the cat?
>dressed like a slut>reads books that aren't about being raped by a trillionaire werewolfthat's obvs a dude
>>24820767The choker is the biggest red flag
>that pug noseu can tell "she" looks like shit without the ton of makeup
>>24820767WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.
>>24820852Attention seeking behavior
>>24820889>What no pussy does to a nigga.Many such cases.
>>24820889Cringe
>>24820889Man just go get laid, it's easy for the e/lit/ehttps://www.theguardian.com/books/2022/aug/13/tinder-for-booklovers-the-new-app-matching-like-minded-readers
>>24820879Goddammit that's hot
>>24820938>https://www.theguardian.com/books/2022/aug/13/tinder-for-booklovers-the-new-app-matching-like-minded-readersKek, which one of you was on Klerb?When Tania O’Donnell was dating, she met a man online and went back to his place … where he proudly showed off his book collection.“It was about 20 books on Nazi Germany and 10 Andy McNab novels,” says O’Donnell, an author. “I could feel my vulva constructing its own chastity belt.”A more edifying tale: Hannah Love, senior publicity manager at the children’s book publishers Scholastic, met a man online. He asked her about her favourite book (The Last Unicorn by Peter S Beagle) and read it before their first real-life date, to which he brought his favourite book to lend to her (from the Song of the Lioness series by Tamora Pierce), thus securing at least a second date for her to return the book.Reader, she married him.Reading taste can make or break a relationship for the bookish-minded, and literary preferences are highly subjective. But a new app in development is aiming to remove the uncertainty about literary tastes when meeting new people. Klerb has already been dubbed Tinder for bookworms because it matches you with people in your area according to your shared interests in books.For those looking for love, a prospect’s bookshelves can be a minefield. What if they just read the wrong books? “I generally don’t care, but I did once go back to a guy’s house post-date, and the only book I could see was Fifty Shades of Grey,” says Alice Furse, publicity manager at a publisher.“To be clear, I was more concerned about his taste than the possibility of kinks.”
>>24820767The red flag is that this bitch isn't reading most of theseI seriously doubt she even reads modern biographical works like Stranger in the Woods, let alone any Christie, Junger and especially any classical authors kekThe only one I can imagine she's actually read is that shitty canvas autobiography which is probably some asian chick complaining about asian parents being inhuman bastards who only want their kids to be doctors or whatever
>>24820767The Stranger in the Woods is one of my favorite books. I read it in one day. Best /out/core.
>>24820851Milking your body online and being well-read are incompatible anon, this whore hasn't read jack shite
>>24820990Why do you say that? It's not hard to read a book lol
>>24820767>the red flag isn't posting lewd pictures on social media for attention, it's pretending to read for attention
>>24820767she is definitely nothing like any of these books
>>24820767Too based. Definitely a man.
>>24820889Cringe.
>>24820767For what purpose would you edit this? This is the original. She's a gamer.
>>24820767So that's what they call a body built for bedroom.
How has nobody mentioned the erect cock bulge?
>>24821073This is even worse tbqh
>>24821110Yeah this is seriously what would pop up if you Google search "popular video games" because you're trying to convince simps that you're just like them. Sad. Pathetic.
>>24821039>It's not hard to read a book lol Most people don’t read a book outside of high school
>>24821097wtf I love her now
>>24820786This board has the highest average IQ, so it is not full of mindless lemmings who perpetually swallow every bait thread.
>>24821097i need the twitter handle posthaste
>>24820965>Tamora Pierce is my favorite author, hahaThe man is a genius
>>24820889Based
>>24820836im consistent
>>24821097that's just cloth, not a dick
>>24821097It's a biological woman sadly. (and she has an OF of course)https://x.com/catb0icarti/status/1980713339060638142
>>24821331
>>24821332Can someone explain this image to me, the emotions it is trying to convey.
>>24821345deep disgust
>>24821345The image shows a cartoonish red monster with horns, a large mouth, and sharp teeth emerging from a computer monitor in two frames. This likely conveys a sense of surprise, chaos, or humor, as the monster's sudden appearance suggests something unexpected or out of control, possibly poking fun at technology glitches or internet-related frustrations. The exaggerated design adds a playful or absurd tone rather than genuine fear.
>>24821392WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.
>>24821193Good one
>>24820836Problem?
>>24821345The pleasure of being UNF'd inside of
>>24821073Even worse taste than /v/
>>24821298Cloth physics works like that irl?
>>24820779Generally true but White + East Asian combo can be pretty kino. Any other mix is 100% gay as fuck thoughever
>>24820779Then you look ugly. Everyone is mixed with something.
>>24820782They're probably as tired of performative males like you too. Why do you read what you read?
>>24820767Thats a man
>>24820996You can't milk a body you can only milk a cock or tits.
The reading list is too good an was almost certainly selected by her digital pimp boyfriend
>>24821808Because I like reading. Did I just blow your tiny e-whore mind?Also>equating an anonymous post with literal attention-whoring with books they never readHow are you actually this fucking stupid?Don't breed. Preferably stop breathing, too.
>>24821809Maybe
>>24821061>man because too basedNot necessarily, it reeks of the /lit/ equivalent of the "girl gamer", a performative e-thot without an original thought, opinion, or understanding in her head, and unwilling to engage with other people on issues other than politics and feminism, and only then if she has an unfair advantage.
>>24822107Interesting fan fiction, should submit it to lithub.
>>24821331>biological womanCloth wouldn't cover the elbow like that, there's something in front of it>>24822107An e-thot would just look up currently popular games and put them in. The older games suggests that they actually put thought into the bait and thus he is a man.
>>24822146You're going to have to find another picture to dissect. This isn't going anywhere
>>248208896/10Like the effort but perhaps poetry would work better. Still made me laugh.
>>24820779Good, stay away from us.
>/v/ggers are starting to replicate their dogshit threads here We need to range ban India
>>24820767Why Alcestis specifically?
>>24820767I know a girl like this and she is so narcissistic. She reads some good stuff, but has the most superficial opinion about everything
>>24823978Seems like she would fit wonderfully in here
>>24821073These are carefully selected so that at least a couple of them will have nostalgic value for any given man (i.e. a potential customer).Dogshit choices objectively speaking though.
>>24820767rape
>>24821408Yes, you niggas will give these vapid whores attention because you lack respect in yourself.
>>24821193Highest iq board is /wg/ and it's not even close
>>24820767That's a man.
>>24820767yes, women are red flags.
>>24821873>Because I like readingThat's why some girls read. >literal attention-whoring with books they never readAnd there are LITERAL men who have libraries with books they haven't got to yet.Pick on their taste, that's fine. Some women read. The ones you can see online might be "attention whores", but what of the male booktubers?Everyone's trying to make a buck doing what they love. >Don't breedHA. You too bae
>>24820938If only I had known about Klerb years ago...
>>24820767*sigh*name?
>>24820767>self hating mexican goth that's kinda racistwhy is this so common
>>24824257>but what of the male booktubers?I will also make fun of any male booktubers posing with their ass out. Equality.
>>24824257Fuck off, hole. I know you are used to the simps on reddit grovelling in shame at your feet but you won't find it here.
>>24824522Frank Schlonger
>>24824859>>24824918
>>24820767massive pickmewill probably accuse you of rape after the inevitable breakup
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>>24821331>catb0icartiNow THERE is a red flag.
