Fun fact among us got banned at the daycare where I work at

Turns out, you know how youtube has the autoplay thing ? Well one day the kids were watching among us songs on YT when autoplay changed it to the among us twerking video, 10 hour version to be exact, and ALL the kids tried twerking

So thats how among us got banned

>>24822021
Amazing. This is the best timeline.

Why won't my sister french kiss me?

I have a date this weekend and I have never kissed a girl. Anyways I asked my sister nicely if shed let me practice french kissing with her. She slapped me and locked herself in her room. I screamed that she was the only girl I could practice with and she was being selfish. She got scared and called the cops. Plus she told her boyfriend and he wants to kick my ass. WTF is wrong with my sister. I hate her so much

My cum didn't use to smell so bad. Once upon a time I could jerk off and allow the copious amount of jism to stain my underwear three, four, five days in a row before catching even the faintest whiff of that musky smell. Now, the slightest cumstain reeks. It smells like ham. I think there's something wrong with me. I think it's micro plastics. Can anyone else relate?

>>24822061
i don’t know why but i kinda get that. not the smell part, but the slow realization that something’s just… off now. i used to be fine too, used to scroll, used to think i was normal, and then one day i started getting weirdly turned on by stuff i shouldn’t. certain designs, certain shapes. they’re too perfect. too intentional. like someone somewhere made them that way on purpose just to mess with me.

i keep trying to ignore it but i can’t. i’ll see one and it hits that same strange part of my brain that used to stay quiet. i think it’s the internet. i think it rewired us.

>>24822053
>>24822061
>>24822068
These posts all read like someone fed a Write Your Thoughts thread to ChatGPT and got it to generate posts in the same vein.

>>24822071
wow… um… this thread is really weird o_O so many people talking about gross and strange stuff >< i don’t really get it but i can’t stop reading :/ it’s kinda icky but also… i dunno… interesting ^^

Did it even affect you?

>>24822121
Are you talking to someone who's here or someone theoretical?

>>24822121
Sickeningly so

I struggle to find the right words to describe just how much I hate the French language. I'm not racist but I think the world would really be a better place if all French speakers just stopped speaking French and learned a normal language. Nothing about this language remotely makes sense, or is even internally consistent. Why are there so many silent letters? Half the words have pronunciations which somewhat resemble their spelling, and the other half seems like French people just decided to add a bunch of letters so they can act like they're better than everyone else. The language seems like it's deliberately constructed to be as difficult to learn as possible. Why the hell do verbs have different conjugations for you, me, he/she, we, you(plural), and them? Even the English language doesn't have that many arbitrary conjugations.

I made an honest attempt to learn French, I really did, but the language is just filled with bullshit rules for grammar and everything else. Whichever way you look at it, it's almost as if French is constructed to be as difficult to learn as possible. For real, English isn't my first language but I learned it just fine; trying to learn French after that feels like bashing my head against the wall. This is somewhat irrelevant, but I've heard that some French speakers who speak some English like to pretend they don't speak it when you talk to them. Why do you have to make life difficult for everyone, I'm not going to make fun of you for speaking English poorly. That's not even mentioning how metropolitan French has a superiority complex over other variations of French, all neutral observers will agree that they are equally shit. Also I've heard that some French speakers tend to discriminate against people who speak a local dialect of French, as if one version of a language is better than all others. Sure, the same thing happens with English, but at least the English language doesn't suck.

>>24822131
I have someone specific in mind.

sometimes i like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. i highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days. next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "im so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.

I feel like puking. It makes it hard to read.

Drata Sifn

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

>>24822061
Stop saying the word cum so much are you fucking retarded? What's so funny about semen? AHAHAHAHA CUM COOM CAM CAM HAHAHA LOOK AT ME. SEXSEXSEXX AAAHHAAHAH!!!!!!SHUT THE FUCK UP MAKE IT STOP. CUM!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYY??? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS????? THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING AND IMMATURE.

Sincerely, FUCK YOU

>>24822204
My brother in Christ, I was expressing genuine horror at what’s happening to my body, that I fear may not be my fault at all. Get a grip.

>>24822215
Stop talking about your rancid jism you useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil. AHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE EMBARRASSMENT! COOM! COOM! COOM! HAHAHA LOOK AT ME! SHUT THE FUCK UP! You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to you is so incredibly great. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. WHYYYYYYY??? WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN INCREDIBLY PATHETIC BEING? You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did posting that shit in this thread, no one will ever love you in the future either. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worth any more of my words nor my time. Your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure. YOU ARE A COWARDLY USELESS PIECE OF SHIT! Just remember that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you. FUCK YOU AND YOUR RANCID EXISTENCE!

>>24822256
Lol : )

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>>24822267
*twerks*

so yesterday at school i was with 2 of my friends and we were standing at a table with 2 girls that one of my friends knows better than i know them, and we were talking about couples in our school, and one of the girls just says to me out of nowhere “you’re like the main example of a kind of peggable boy too” and that took be by surprise so much i said “oh, wwell thanks i guess” and i think i was probably blushing soo idk if i only solidified her opinion lmao, so like idk if she was flirting or just messing with me im not great at picking up hints, it seems like im not as crazy into pegging as most of u guys are (im mostly gay lmao) and also i dont know if i can now still normally talk to her so help me please ;-;

Can this bot/troll please fuck off? I’m really not in the mood.

Have you ever thought about how, to a horse, the world is basically Candyland? Like they're wandering down a trail and boom, there's just some thistles. And then to the left, a delicious tree. There's just food all over the ground everywhere. Horses seem pretty excited about it.

Let's say, hypothetically, that you are on your bed, and let's suppose that you are also submissive and breedable. Now, let's say you are a male. Statistically speaking, humans, that are submissive and breedable tend to be femboys, that's a fact (which doesn't about your feelings). Hypothetically under these circumstances, it would be statistically speaking uncontroversial to assume you would be wearing thigh highs (which would boost your breedability factor by about 20%). Now let's assume you are an SJW SOCIALIST LIBTARD, and let's say I was you, would it not be under these circumstances, the only correct course of action for you to take to ABSOLUTELY WRECK AND DESTROY me (in a debate) in bed?

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

This is the worst Write Your Thoughts thread I’ve ever encountered. I fucking hate all of you.

I hate this >>>>> O.O

>>24822331
Make it better.

>>24822328
I poop everyday.

>>24822339
I’m too upset right now to think of anything interesting to say.

Watched the 1985 Brazil today and the ending setpiece was fucking amazing. Reminded me of the THX 1138 with the big musical-visual climax. Also my guitar came back from the shop, its frets leveled and polished. I can barely tell the difference, yet am nearly 200 bucks lighter of wallet. Life is extremely boring.

>>24822313
Who would think that?

>>24822345
The posts are making you upset? If so, you can ignore them or "hide post." There's an arrow on the post you can click on, then you can click "hide post."

>>24822346
Coiol

I enjoy ketchup more than the average person. Made with tomatoes and vinegar, this ubiquitous red sauce is my condiment of choice for a wide variety of dining situations. Sweet and tangy, it's perfect for eating with french fries and burgers, of course, but you might not realize how good it is incorporated into other dishes. Its unique sweet and savory nature makes it a bit of a dynamo that way. No wonder this addictive table staple of households and restaurants is so beloved.

>>24822353
Ketchup is good with bugers

>>24822350
Not the posts. Other things that are going on in my life.

When the person who pretends to be someone else in order to deceive others, especially for fraudulent gain is giving the impression that something is questionable or dishonest, causing one to have the idea or impression that they are of questionable, dishonest, or dangerous character or condition.

>>24822360
I hope those issues in your life get resolved in due haste in order for you to no longer be upset.

>>24822369
I don’t think they’ll ever be resolved.

>>24822372
How do I respond to that information?

I'm sure I have cancer. I have this ominous pain that doesn't go away. I am sure I'm dying. This time I know I'm going to get checked and they'll tell me I have cancer. And I am too tired to go through chemo. I just don't have enough inner strength to do it. I wish my body weren't so shit, just a little bit of abuse and I'm dying. It makes me feel so pathetic that I break so easily and part of me thinks I deserve to die because of this. I was under too much pressure to lead a healthy life and now I'll die. It was way overdue.

>>24822377
What if it's like easily excisable and you're letting it grow until it's not? Might as well have certainty. It's way worse to live not knowing.

>>24822376
I don’t know? You don’t have to say anything. It’s not as though you can do anything about it.

>>24822377
You could have hypochondria which is a different disease (of the mind).

>>24822380
I'm just saying that my hopes are crushed that you can't resolve your issues. It's like I told someone I hope you get better and them responding that they have 6 weeks to live.

>>24822389
You don’t even know me, so you can’t be that invested. Log off.

>>24822394
It doesn't have to be someone you know. Also, there's no logging off on 4chan unless you have 4chan pass, I think.

>>24822395
I meant log off of your computer in general.

>>24822407
That's not gentle to say to someone.

Were you just trying to prove that you were unaffected by everything that happened between us?

>>24822427
Why do you do this?

>>24822382
fear is in the head but pain is real
>>24822378
if it's the way I think it spread from my lungs to my ribcage. you don't feel pain from lung cancer until it starts getting to your other organs

>>24822260
Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a bandaid? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. Right on the mouth. Come here snowflake.. that's it.. your lips are so soft, snowflake.. mnnhm... ah...... snowflake..........

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy. I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach."That’s very cool," they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. "But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap-" and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint. Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.

I have become obsessed with cooking meat over fire. I get prepared for it. I make sure I'm hungry before I cook it. The smell of the smoke and the aroma of the crackling meat ignites some ancient genetic memories. It makes cooking and eating significantly better.

cum

>>24822353
based
and red gold pilled

i like 2
eat sides
with KETCHUP
as my main
dish

i like 2 have
TATER
FUCKING
TOTS
done in muh
AIR
FUCKING
FRYER
2 go with muh
KETCHUP

I discovered recently if I am on a date and I’m not that interested in a second, all I need to do is start talking about my stocks. They won’t ask for another one then, I won’t have to politely decline.

I got a boner in public. It was in a busy store, and I think people noticed because I noticed there were some looking at me.

>>24822461
telling women
about
NATGAS AND OIL
makes them
gush

the reality is that the truth is probably somewhere in the middle. just like the flat earth debate, the truth is in the middle. the earth is not round nor purely flat; it is a oblate spheroid

I discovered recently if I am on a date and I’m very interested in a second, all I need to do is start talking about my storks. They will ask for another one then, I won’t be able to politely decline.

>>24821984
Wow, WOW. Did you just really use a copypasta to respond to me? Instead of giving a proper response or ending the conversation like a sane person, you just use a copypasta and think you're a smartass? Guess what, i'm the one who is smart and you are the one who is an ass; because you just think copy and pasting something will get you to be in 1st place. Fucking speak to people properly instead of using one of those shitty lines of text.

I stubbed my pinky toe so fucking bad yesterday. It's a little swollen, very bruised, and it hurts to walk, but not much otherwise and the nail is totally fine and the toe isn't deformed at all. I should be fine. Incidentally, one of my earliest memories is smashing my thumb playing skee ball.

>>24822479
Yeah, walk it off, bro. You're a man, not a pussy. You don't need pain meds or anything.

>>24822427
Can’t be me considering how hard I meltied

>>24822484
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...

>>24822479
Did you go
>AAHHHH
>*HSSSS*
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>*HSSSS*
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>*HSSSSS*

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I'm broke. I could do a lot of things for an instant hamburger, but cooking is not one of them. Can't wait to get my welfare check to buy a hamburger. I could make some at home, to save money, but last time I didn't season the burger in any way as I don't really have experience in doing a good patty, and as so the burgers weren't very tasteful.

Unrelated to all that, you think I could make a fun writing thread if I were to take shrooms? What does /lit/ think about lengthy shitposts which might have just the quintessential amount of substance in it? Would you think it could make for a fun time?

If two virgins fuck and take each other's virginity, shouldn't they still have one each? Because, think about it... The definition of take is to capture and receive something, like, if little Bob got 10 dollars and I rudely took it from him, he'd most likely cry, but I'd also gain 10 dollars since I took 10 dollars from him, no? Shouldn't it be the same with virginity, but hopefully, just without the crying? You take a virginty and lose one in the process, so it should be plus-minus zero, I should still have one virginty left? So if I only fuck virgins, will I be a virgin forever? And can I have multiple virginities if I take from other virgins?

>>24822511
I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald’s I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.

>>24822499
What do you mean?

>>24822428
Why do you care?

>>24822526
Well, whoever would write that about me would understand that I was definitely not unaffected.

Okay I just had the weirdest thing happen to me on my day 2 of no fap, I was taking a shit and struggling to push it out and simultaneously I kid you not I randomly ejaculate as I push my shit out, I’m just sitting there dumbfounded as to why the fuck this happened, there was no pleasure to my shit, nothing strange I wasn’t fapping I swear to god I just randomly….. ejaculated while shitting. WHAT THE FUCK? Anyways mission failed life really hates me lmao

>>24822537
How would they understand that?

>>24822531
Why do you care that I care? I care because I use this thread and see you post these kinds of questions all the time.

>>24822540
Because I have been quite public in my emotional meltdown.

>>24822549
Okay, then I’m not talking about you, am I ? Why even respond if you know full well it has nothing to do with you?

>>24822558
Because it makes me feel a tingle in my chest when I think of them.

>>24822559
Then make your own post and leave me out of it??

not a thought, but an aim: gonna write an alternative version of Christmas Carol, one which seeks to accomplish the following: praises frugality and profit; rejects the reductive premise that material deprivation is ipso facto a mark of injustice.

Cracking idea, no doubt.
The real hurdle is actually pulling it off, given my world-class talent for procrastination.
My pc (needs more ram, btw) is chock-a-block with embryonic manuscripts, unfinished essays that collapsed because I have my genes saturated with procrastination.

>>24822565
NTA but you forgot something

We know that "Not all lemons are yellow", as it has been assumed to be true. We know that "All lemons are yellow", as it has been assumed to be true. Therefore, the two-part statement "All lemons are yellow OR unicorns exist" must also be true, since the first part "All lemons are yellow" of the two-part statement is true (as this has been assumed). However, since we know that "Not all lemons are yellow" (as this has been assumed), the first part is false, and hence the second part must be true.

>>24822568
What?

>>24822582
You forgot to respond to m= >>24822542

>>24822587
I didn’t forget. I chose not to because I didn’t care to.

I want to fuck Spongebob. I want to slide my semen hose into every dispersed crevice and hole of his ripe yellow dermis. I want him to crush my cock and balls against my will until they’re just as pendulous and flabby as his succulent sponge-skin. I want him to forcefully suck me off with his moist yellow cavities as I’m held down by Mr. Krab’s razor sharp sex-talons. If only he would role-play as Sigmabob Grindpants so I could grind my pathetic little cum drizzled fuck-sausage against his shorts, my life would be complete.

>>24822593
At least you have the fucking balls to say it.

On the question on the preference of either the buttocks or the breasts, the very nature is complex to answer for both of those body parts complement each other quite swimmingly, and even moreso when we bring the thighs into the situation. As such, it is difficult for I to answer for the buttocks and breasts - or the "ass" and "titties", as it were - are both equally attractive. Though if I was to give an answer, I would have to say that as much as I quite fancy the breasts, I will have to pick the buttocks and the thighs as my final answer. And if you will allow me to do so, I would also like to add feet as a heavy bonus.

I fucking hate it here and I hate all of you and I hate this entire situation.

>>24822610
It's okay.

God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.

>>24822620
It isn’t, though? Just fucking saying that doesn’t make everything fine. Things still are the way they are.

>>24822629
Why do you say you hate us though?

>>24822635
Because you ask stupid questions like this and waste my time?

>>24822639
Why is it stupid? You give 0 reason saying you hate everyone here.

>>24822641
Just fucking leave me alone? This conversation is incredibly boring and pointless.

>>24822642
I'm not bothering you.

>>24822647
Did I not JUST TELL YOU that you are?? Fucking stop.

>>24822649
You said the posts here don't upset you >>24822360

>>24822652
Are you trolling me or are you actually autistic or something? Fucking go away.

>>24822654
No, I'm not trolling you.

This has been growing in me for a while, but the more I see what’s going on in africa and the middle east, and all the bullshit around the world in the name of religion, I’ve gotten to a point where I’m looking at all religious people as not even human. I don’t know if I quite see them as livestock or wild animals or whatever, but it’s pretty close to it. I still don’t understand why people say to respect other people’s religious beliefs. I certainly don’t. I actually think religious beliefs should be mocked, ripped apart, criticized relentlessly, and actually probably be made illegal. I hope to see a future where believers are looked at as mentally ill and mentally retarded, who need to be locked up and treated, or sent to jail. I’m just so disgusted by all of them.

It’s not fair that you did this to me and just get to act like everything’s fine and nothing ever happened.

>hanging out with friend group
>one guy facetimes some british slag he knows
>i start cracking bongland jokes inna bri'ish accent
>say she sounds like hermione
>Make some joke about earl grey tea
>she says, "ask this fuck'a how you even make earl grey tea
>Say, "toss it in the boston harbor"
>bongchick gets all pissed off
>friend asks me to leave

Am I the asshole?

>>24822654
no u

>When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
This is a good quote from Portal that I apply to my own life.

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.

>>24822683
Escape From Spiderhead-core

There are others that follow my shadow.

>>24822160
It's the marina for me

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You know how we know of the 4th dimension (and beyond) by taking the relationship between lower dimensions (2 to 3 for example) and generalizing it? Well, here's another: you can have a 2D plane in 3D space; it has infinite width and length, but zero depth. Of couse something like that can't exist in real life, even the thinnest material must be made of atoms (or subatomic particles) which have nonzero thickness. So a 2D plane can't really exist in a 3D world.

Now generalize that to a 3D volume in 4D hyperspace. We can't exist on this 3D space without a nonzero depth in W. Then you can say the same thing with 4D to 5D, and so on. So any and all matter must be infinity-dimensional.

The cute tomboy I had wonderful passionate sex with multiple times is now ignoring my messages. It’s over /lit/.

>>24822713
For a sec, I read this as cute little boy.

>>24822713
You get what you fucking deserve.

>>24822708
Or dimensions have separate existences.

I don't understand how cops can have such hatred for Internal Affairs, the department that polices the police. I mean I can understand, but it's illogical -- IA, what the cops refer to a the 'rat squad', are literally doing the same things cops do, only to cops: catch criminals. Plus, cops spend a lot of their time trying to get civilians and criminals to rat on each other, and yet they are upset when fellow cops report wrongdoing by other cops? Huh? They should be happy about the oversight. If I were a cop, I surely would have loved to be in Internal Affairs.

I just want to go back to this time last year when I was actually sort of happy. I wish that I had never met you. All that you did was make me sad.

>>24822732
Why?

>>24822727
Their goal might not be justice, but making money and keeping their jobs, i.e. self-interest, in that case their motive goes against IA. But injustice is always irrational because they have a misaligned goal, like an AI that's misaligned to humanity, humans need to think of others.

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.

So how is your day going?

>>24822762
Go back to R E D D I T with this retarded shit.

>>24822735
Why what?

>>24822772
How is Tyler Blevins reddit? He's from Twitch.

>>24822780
Why did they make you sad?

I keep claiming to want to do things, yet never do them. If I never do them, then I must not want to do them. But if that were true, why do I keep saying I want to do them?

>>24822788
I don’t know why he did it. You’d have to ask him.

>>24822795
What did he do?

>>24822780
why do you keep thinking about all that instead of thinking other things?

>>24822798
Why are you asking me so many questions?

>>24822802
Because I could fit the criteria, and I’m curious what he did.

>>24822802
Why are you telling us these things and then asking why we're asking about it/

>>24822808
If you’re the person who was talking about your public meltdown, you aren’t him.

>>24822815
Hmm, then what did he do?

>>24822815
But Buddha says we're all one.

>>24822817
Something pretty uncool.

According to my scientific studies, Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. I am being 100 percent serious when I say this. This shouldn't even be an unpopular opinion, people just don't think about what the word "difficult" actually means. Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. Giving birth is definitely more painful, but pain by itself does not make something difficult. For example, putting my hand in a fire is not difficult, but it would hurt a lot. In order for something to be difficult, there has to be some chance of failure due to lack of skill, practice, or technique. Peeing with a boner often requires creative problem solving skills, especially in small spaces. There is no creative problem solving aspect of giving birth. Additionally, the way humans have evolved for these two actions supports my point. Giving birth is a natural process, which humans have evolved to be able to do. The female body is literally designed so that it can give birth with the lowest possible chance of error. The only real error that can happen is a miscarriage, which is also a natural occurrence, not a failure that occurs due to a lack of skill in giving birth. The male body, on the other hand, has evolved specifically so that peeing with a boner is very difficult. The only purpose for having a boner is to impregnate a woman, so the male body evolved to prevent urination during sex. On top of the difficulty in simply getting the pee to flow, there's the issue of actually positioning yourself so that the boner is pointing into the toilet bowl (urinals are much easier, but not always an option). In the past, I have had to give up and wait until my boner goes away because it was simply too difficult to actually pee in the toilet. There has never been a case where a woman has tried to give birth after being pregnant for nine months, not been able to do it, and said "fuck it" and waited 3 more months to try again because it would be easier the second try. Giving birth happens, every single time, because it's a natural process - peeing with a boner is the opposite.

>>24822854
May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

>>24822854
Yeah okay, enjoy your vague anger and rage.

>>24817172
Rub dicks together until cum, then swirl the cum into a frothy mix and inject frothy cum mixture into various surrogate mothers who are on fertility drugs, creating a high chance for twins, triplets, quintuplets, etc.

>>24822867
This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. She doesn't love you. She can't love you. She doesn't KNOW you. She can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.

>>24822878
What the actual fuck are you talking about? Stop projecting.

You guys ever like hustle your pee too quickly and pull your dick in faster than you’re done shaking? Then you have that little dribble drop that goes onto your leg. It’s only a drop. But you fucking feel it. Sprawling down your thigh. Making its presence known and ruining whatever plans you just had.

Just happened. The fucking worst.

>>24822879
K

Sometimes watching porn I like to pretend I'm the "woman" it's called empathy not homosexuality.

>trying to remember native language word for thing
>hours with dictionary
>getting increasingly tempting to stop first potential native or immersed speaker weirdly specific vocabulary question about breathing

>>24822867
What kind of response is that? I’m not even angry, I’m just sad.

>>24822061
Have you considered wearing diapers to cum in them instead of boxers?

>>24822895
Why are you sad?

>>24822895
I don’t care.

>>24822898
Every single thing I say, you just ask “why?” You’re like a fucking two year old. Did I not just explain that it’s because of him? Why do you even want to know?

>>24822899
Clearly you cared enough to reply. Are you seriously that mad that I wouldn’t tell you exactly what he did?

>>24822903
Who is him?
Shouldn't I be informed?

>>24822904
Yes, it’s fucking annoying.

>>24822909
Do you seriously think I’m going to drop his government name in this godforsaken thread? Why should I tell you anything?

>>24822903
Oh, I'm someone else. Someone is making you sad. Sorry to hear about that. I hope he stops doing that.

>>24822910
He encouraged me to trust him and then betrayed my trust.

>>24822917
Sorry that happened.

>>24822913
You can give a description without a name.

I'm genuinenly sorry.

>>24822923
There’s really no reason for me to give you a description because if you were him you would probably have already recognised what I’m talking about considering that we saw each other yesterday. If you aren’t him then I see no reason to inform you about anything.

>>24822928
He comes on here?

>>24822934
Possibly. I don’t know. He used to.

( ◕‿◕) ᓄU

Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell. You get to have sweet ass chunky highlights and drive a big hideous SUV you secretly eat 3 donuts a day in and dont report to weight watchers. You can go to your jazzersize class absolutely fucked up on airplane bottles of rum and a perc you got from your friend who has back issues. Call your daughter a whore in front of her friends when she's 12 then pretend not to remember it when she brings it up deeply traumatized in her 20s. Fucking boss bitch shit straight up. Just blasting "dude looks like a lady" max volume flooring it to a target to cause a ruckus returning a bath mat. Not giving a single shit if its problematic. You like it that way. Making your dumbass kids apologize to YOU when you say racist shit. Getting zooted on your strawberry nosed husbands blood pressure meds. Hell yes queen fucking slay.

>>24822935
He still does, but he used to, too.

I hate this so much I had forgotten what your voice sounded like and now I’m spiralling again

>>24822970
Don't spiral.

>>24822121
Until the scaring bell rang.

Flying, and travel in general, is stressful. And want to know one of the best stress relievers? That's right, masturbation. So what if a person wants to relieve some of that tension by spanking the monkey or flicking the bean? There's nothing wrong with paddling the pink canoe or Jackin' the beanstalk. It's totally natural to give yourself a nice little under the pants handshake. We all need to visit the purple headed soldier from time to time. It's not hurting anyone so if it's not your forte, just put on your headphones and ignore the man next to you playing a solo on his skin flute. Society should be way more accepting of masturbation on airplanes.

>>24822864
In the year 2000 or so there was a TV show called MTV Cribs. In one episode this gay Black name "CEE-LO" (not his real name) was featured. He had urinals in the bathrooms of his obscenely large mansion. I have envied him ever since.

Having to lean over and stand 5 feet from the toilet to pee while erect is always challenge, especially with stream diversions and being barely awake. The man with urinal in his bathroom wins at life like few others can.

>>24822928
The reason might be that I need to make entries in my Excel spreadsheet for work. You aren't qualified to judge the reasons. Just do as you're instructed and provide the information.

>>24822946
How memes coalesce into a broader cultural mythology is endlessly fascinating to me.

>>24822982
You know what really bothers me? When I walk into the work restroom and find semen and urine all over the seat of the only toilet there because all the urinals are taken up.

>>24822969
You don’t know whether he does or not??

>>24822974
Wow, great advice, thanks, I’m cured

>>24822985
You aren’t qualified to demand anything from anyone. I don’t give a fuck.

>>24822997
Your my favourite poster.

>>24823000
I hate you. Leave me alone and go study a 4th grade grammar textbook. You fucking need it.

>>24823004
It's British spelling. I'm from the island.

>>24822061
My crusty socks smell sweet, weirdly. It smells worse when it's wet

Oh my fucking god guys I am fucking fuming.

>>24822713
At least you had that experience.

>>24822864
>Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth
I do this all the time

>>24822976
What?

you can't spell "advertisements" without semen between tits

To be fair "but I poop from there" wasn't an explicit "no". We can't blame market for doing what it did.

>>24823008
Lame ass British motherfucking broken teeth tea drinking small country weird accent monocle top hat wearer bitchass motherfuckers with their poor hygiene and dental care and a shitty bitchass old ass motherfucking queen that was alive during the fucking Boston tea party just to say “OH WHAT BLOODY WANKERS” towards the Americans who made the smart ass decision to throw their dumbass motherfucking tea into the fucking BOSTON HARBOR then say “see you” and get the fuck out and start a new nation and shit cause they couldn’t tolerate people who put the letter “u” into the word color and call cookies fucking BISCUTS, the British cant even see straight with their crossed-ass eyes and their messed up teeth and EVERYTIME they take a bite atleast 8 of their teeth on their crooked-ass jaws are shoved into their tongues and the top of their worthless ass bitchass motherfucking mouths and then, with a mouth full of blood, they’ll say “OH HOW FUCKING SCRUMPTIOUS” like shut the fuck up bitch no one wants to hear your accent that sounds worse than motherfucking nails on a chalkboard. Just. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. Lameass wankers.

Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.

>>24822997
You aren't qualified to declare what I am and am not qualified for and I wouldn't take a fuck from (You) if (You) did give it.

>>24822969
Why would you say that he still does when you have no idea whether he does or not?

>>24823073
He's making a joke.

>>24823074
It isn’t funny.

>>24823073
You have no idea what ideas I have.

I just want to know why you hurt me like that but you’ll never tell me anything

>>24823091
Self sabotage for control.

>>24823091
Did you see the news about Trump?

It can never be opposite day. When ever you say "HEY IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!" the opposite would apply therefor it would not be opposite day. Also if you say "IT'S NOT OPPOSITE DAY!" the affect is not applied.

I can't believe that after fifteen years of trading, my best trade of all time is going to be buying calls on fucking Gamestop.

Can a Gay Vegan swallow semen and still be considred a vegan?

Vegans don't eat dairy, semen is a protein containing substance from a mammal, that's very close to dairy. The fact that it comes from a mammal also means it's an "animal product" ... Sure you might not be hurting anyone, but does that seriously mean you would consider yourself a vegan if you swallowed semen? I don't mean any of this in offense, in anyway.. just wondered what the consensus was.

As a big fan of AoT, one big plothole that has always bugged me from the first episode is the exclusion of genitals. As titans are very clearly based on humans, and canonically are created from humans, why did Isayama decide to exclude Titan genitals? I am not a homo, (I have 2 girl friends) but seeing Eren transform into a titan with a 12 foot long cock as the people of Marley watch in horror would easily made this anime my favourite of all time. I think we should cancel Isayama on Twitter and get him to realise his mistake and redraw his previous chapters accurately.

>>24823095
Explain.

>>24823117
I was terrified of the intimacy and terrified to say how I felt. It was easier to destroy it. I’m sorry. I regret it deeply and I wish I could take it back.

>>24823091
Pardon me Madam, but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty?

>>24823122
I wish this was real.

>>24823129
Yeah, I wish it was too. Sorry, anon.

>>24823131
Why would you lie to me like that and pretend to be him??? That’s so fucked up and cruel of you. Fuck you.

Just finished watching the full 13 minute Belle Delphine Christmas vid. In short, I am utterly surprised on how bad it was, literally something you can't mess up, penetrative sex on camera was failed. In the FULL 13 minutes of the video we get no full frontal pussy shot. WTF. What is the point of releasing a sextape if you're still carrying on doing the gimmick that you hide your vagina in every photo/video that you do on your subscription service?? They need to pay a cinematographer, screenwriter, even a basic cameraman for her videos if this amount of money is needed to access them, there's a reason why there's dedicated crew and directors for pornography videos. Not only did they need a crew, they needed proper editors to fix the damn fucking lighting, my eyes were burning from how much the brightness was fucked up. The angles in the video were so damn off, in multiple scenes 2/3rds of the scene is just showcasing the man's buttocks, legs and rest of the body rather than Belle. In most of the penetrative scenes, with the camera angle that they chose, her head is cut off from the frame, what is the point, her whole facial expressions and face got her to this point of fame?!? Nobody knew or followed Belle Delphine for her body. Yet again, with the whole hiding of her vagina, her self masturbation scene is limited to her fingering her butthole, I kept on telling myself that she would do something different, or maybe she had some anal fetish, but from 1:21 to 4:22, it's literally just that, a waste of 3 minutes of my time. I'm in utter disbelief on how they messed this thing up, thank god I got it for free. Worst thing is, I didn't even nut.

I wish women weren't aloud on the internet.

>>24823134
Don't be gullible. There's a ~9999999999.9999998999% chance any reply to you is trolling.

>>24823131
I fucking hate you for doing this to me. You’re a terrible person. I hope you have a miserable life.

>>24823141
How did you fall for what he wrote?

>>24823141
I mean, I wasn’t pretending. Those words were from the heart for the person I was thinking of.

>>24823142
Fuck you too.

>>24823144
You have to be more discerning.

>>24823143
I don’t give a fuck??? You know full well that person isn’t me, so why the fuck are you making deceptive and manipulative replies when I already told you to leave me out of it?? You brought this guilt upon yourself and I have no sympathy for you. Process it on your own without involving and deceiving me. You’re clearly a profoundly selfish and unempathetic person and I predict that she’ll never come back to you and will hate you forever. Leave me the fuck alone, you sociopathic scumbag. Fuck you.

>>24823143
You disgust me on every level.

>>24823143

>>24823161
Hi.

>>24823163
Leave this fucking thread.

Jacked off in the shower while laying down in the tub -- shower water raining down from above. It was very nice and ended nicely. Later that day, I went to take a shit. Shit wouldn't come out, and I felt an odd tugging sensation between my ass cheeks. Thought I was dying and started freaking out while I tried to pinch my shit off to investigate. Turns out my jizz had found its way into my ass cheeks while laying down in the tub, mingled with all my ass hair, and solidified into a gelatinous plaster. Upon shitting, the hair was so fucked together that my cheeks couldn't separate for the shit to emerge (felt like that playdoh hair salon toy). I ended up having such a massacre of shitcum on my ass and hands that I had to get back in the shower just to clean off.

It’s not fair it’s not fair it’s not fair it’s not fair I can’t do this

>>24823143
simp

I hope that guy leaves her alone.

>>24823181
Fucking go away I hate you

>>24823182
I was referring to the simp who was talking to you.

>>24823185
I was referring to you I hate you too I hate everyone in this thread I just want this to be over

>>24823185
simp

>>24823187
Can you actually explain why you hate me? Because I asked you questions?

My instagram explore tab is full of asian girls. How do I get rid of this so my gf doesn't see?

>>24823191
STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO ME!!!!! THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU???? FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE I TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES TO LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE YOU I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU NEVER RESPOND TO ANYTHING I SAY AGAIN I HATE YOU AND ALWAYS WILL

>>24823194
You're replying to me as well.

>>24823150
>>24823142
>>24823139
How do you expect me to react??? It hurts so much and nothing is getting better and I really need closure and resolution and for things to be fixed and I’m trying to express that I’m really hurting like I need him but there’s nothing I can do I can’t reach out to him ever again and even I did he wouldn’t communicate with me and he tricked me into trusting him and broke my heart in the exact way that he knew would replicate my past trauma and he ruined my ability to trust and he doesn’t even care and I want to text him so badly but I can’t so I just post here instead and hope he might see it because I have to do something??? And as I’m trying to find a way to cope with how terrible and hopeless things are this fucking loser is lying to me and deceiving me and pretending to be the person I need to talk to and giving me false hope because he thinks it’s funny or because he wants to outsource his guilt when he’s the emotionally abusive scumbag who treated his ex like shit and ghosted her and deserves every bit of guilt that he feels??? That’s incredibly cruel and malicious for him to lie to me like that when I’m already rlly upset like why would you expect me not to despise the kind of person who would do that to me?? Who would literally lie to me repeatedly and torment me when I’m at my lowest Like that’s what’s making me upset,?? Why would I not lash out at someone who is antagonizing me and won’t ever leave me alone??? I don’t have to do anything I’m not the one who is lying to people and hurting them???

>>24823192
delete it you gooner halfwit

>>24823203
It's bad when people lie, they are at fault for that, but you have to take some responsibility yourself in determining that there's 0 chance that it's the person you want it to be. Most people would know this because it's common sense.

>>24823209
There isn’t zero chance you don’t know anything and I hate you?????? There isn’t zero chance why would you even say that????

>>24823122
I hate you so fucking much for lying to me and saying this and making me think it might be real I fucking hate you why would you do this to me I can’t

>>24823210
You said he doesn't want to communicate with you. If he doesn't, then he's not going to do that here. If he did want to, then he'd probably still not do it here but through text or in person.

>>24823214
I didn’t do shit. You think you’re the only one suffering? Fuck off.

>>24823215
You don’t know what he would or wouldn’t do?????? You don’t know anything all you do is make things up you don’t know c that he wouldn’t do that like maybe he wants to but he can’t do it through text because he doesn’t know how to explain (?? You don’t know anything I hate you

>>24823220
>I can’t reach out to him ever again and even I did he wouldn’t communicate with me and he tricked me into trusting him and broke my heart in the exact way that he knew would replicate my past trauma and he ruined my ability to trust and he doesn’t even care and I want to text him so badly
This doesn't make any sense. You're trying to communicate with him here but not trying to communicate with him. That's weirder than texting.

>>24823216
You deserve to suffer for the rest of your life because you hurt her and you fucking lied to me and tricked me????? How can you say you didn’t do shit when you lied to me??? You deserve to suffer because you hurt someone else who didn’t deserve it and ghosted them with no closure and instead of actually making amends you coped by deceiving me maliciously in this thread ? therefore you are a bad person and no one should feel sorry for you???? I’m glad she blocked your number and I hope you regret this for the rest of your life because you lied to me on purpose and that’s what you deserve like “I didn’t do shit” is absurd you’re clearly incapable of Taking responsibility for your actions because you are a bad person

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I think we're living in the dreamtime. Our time is one where there are reasonable paths to a decent life for most people, where all but the most authoritarian nations recognize and enshrine a form of individual freedom that was unheard of only a century ago. Our time is one in which there are still untapped reserves of natural resources waiting to be used, reserves of natural beauty unspoiled by the extraction of natural resources, the whole world is full of life and living even if it's not as healthy as it should be. Our time is full of social upheaval and uncertainty, but hope, too.
I think the dreamtime will end soon. I think our world and the things we're used to are headed for a collision with a set of utterly unfeeling and inhuman forces which will smoosh everything we care about into flesh colored greek yogurt. I think one day people will look back on our time and consider it almost unbelievably better than what they live in. I think the seeds of these forces are already sewn, in industry, in the threads of philosophy that dominate political discourse, in economics, in the behavior of mass groups of people in aggregate as their ways of thinking and communicating become increasingly faster and more strange with the advance of technology. A massive civil war between humans who want to remain real and humans who want eternal AI powered full dive VR heaven, or unchecked automated data center construction by an infinitely powerful yet still unfeelingly stupid ChatGPT, or a set of simple misunderstandings by careful and paranoid and very powerful people who have the ability to order devastating attacks on the entire world, or maybe all of the above and more. The world is fragile. The fact that we have avoided some kind of disaster that made everything permanently shittier for everyone is a miracle which we owe largely to luck and providence. I go to bed at night not worrying about this vision of the future, but knowing that one day it will be too late to worry.
Pic related is a recording of a radioactive source which I thought looked like some kind of baleful demonic eye, something completely inhuman and impossibly damaging to all life and which we very feasibly could poison the entire world with if the right sequence of events occurred. That's kind of where my head was at when writing this post.

>>24823229
I can’t text him I already fucking told you that I can’t because he hurt me and I resolved not to text him ever again and I keep my resolutions because I’m not crazy??? But anything I say here doesn’t count towards the resolution You don’t understand anything

>>24823234
I don't think you're crazy. It's confusing to me because my IQ is low. Apparently you have a resolution, then that changes everything. I was assuming you didn't have a resolution before, that's why I said those things to you that texting and typing here are the same. You have a resolution that makes them different? I never heard of that kind of thing before. So, are you sure if he sees your messages, then he will discern that it's you and it's not actually someone talking about someone else? I never would realize that myself because of my low IQ if I were in his shoes.

Like you literally told me that I didn’t deserve to be hurt and that no one should ever make me feel like I don’t deserve to be alive anymore and then that’s exactly how you made me feel I trusted you so much and you broke my heart and just like that other terrible year I was crying and crying on my birthday and thinking about how I didn’t even want to be alive anymore because no one would ever love me like you hurt me so badly and you took something from me that I can never get back and you just got to move on with your life and you don’t even care

tfw no gf
whats it like?
i never even touched a girl before
except my family members

>>24823245
Fucking frustrating.

I wonder if a janny ever checks this thread.

>>24823241
Don’t even respond to me if you have a low IQ?? Don’t ever respond to me again??? If you have a low IQ why are you even on this board,?? If you have a low IQ you’re incapable of comprehending literature I bet you don’t even read why are you even on /lit/ they should ban you fuck off they should take away your internet access there should be a minimum IQ that people have to have to access the internet and they shouldn’t even let you on the internet because you are incapable of meaningfully contributing?? Go play with trains or something or talk to the other people in your group home and stop bothering me??? Stop replying to me I don’t care I don’t care??? Even someone with a sub 80 IQ like you should be able to understand that I NEVER want to talk to you and I don’t like you and I don’t care about what you have to say??? Go read the Benjy section in The Sound and the Fury and maybe you will relate to it if you can even comprehend it

>>24823256
I read fantasy novels not Faulkner.

>>24823253
Apparently not. Every time I think we've hit rock bottom I am surprised by how much lower the next thread sinks.

Had a dream that my father died and my first thought upon hearing the news was ‘Oh, fuck. Now I have to pretend to care.’

Anyone who only reads fantashit and sci-filth should be banned from /lit/ forever??? It’s literally formulaic slop it’s the written equivalent of a Marvel movie it has no literary value and it’s trash??? It’s slop produced for low IQ man-children and that’s my opinion and I stand by it

>>24823270
I disagree with your take on multiple grounds. Certainly there's trashy fantasy, Madame; however, but also indubitably high quality ones. In addition, some of the Marvel films are par excellence despite your claim that it's slop. That's why I disagree that it's low IQ man+baby content you so proclaim in you're post.

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Due to the 13th amendment having an exception for criminals, there are black people in Louisiana who go out to the fields every day and forced to pick cotton.

Just remember that whenever you have a bad day.

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>>24823289
Thank you for the reminder.

>>24822377
Im 30 and got diagnosed at 16. Its not the kind that can be cured, doctors say. Non stop chemo, sometimes the poison goes straigh into my veins, feels disgustingly warm. Somethimes I gorge on it every morning, leaves me bloated, only 2 years rest; far too few.

But, alas, it is me who is draggin this sickness, year by year, ever prolonging, to my grave, and not the other way around. "ITS TIME, ILL LET YUO REST" ILL WISPER ON MY 90TH BIRTHDAY.

>>24823316
Why did you add a space at the start of your second paragraph?

>>24822016
You are a slave. You are a slave surrounded by people who hate you and you're okay with that because you are a beaten down cuck. I truly hope tragic unspeakable shit happens to you

>>24823329
Man, what did the OP do to you?

hi

>imply

>>24823344
?

>>24823135
I just searched for the VG Cats official lewds (again) and I think it really matches your description of Belle's video, they're both utter failures in every measure (SPECIFICALLY THE PART WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO ELICIT AROUSAL) one has to wonder if it's intentional. I swear every year I just say to myself, it cannot be that bad, go and look it up, and every time I'm greeted by the worst furry porn, and that's saying a lot.
It's just depression in colorful anthro shape, you can see the lack of interest, the self-doubt and self-hatred, the mid-life crisis, the divorce, the unwillingness to learn or improve and the burnout oozing from Aeris' tits and pussy.
At least in your case you can feel anger towards Delphine for being an incompetent cunt but I can only pity the artist, he's the walking proof that artists do not necessarily begin drawing because they have lewd thoughts or that they have secret stashes of their characters naked. This guy just wanted to make his shitty webcomic in peace.
Anyways when I'm done feeling miserable VGButts just hits me with the right amount of nostalgia+good smut so it's not all bad

Is normal to feel more angry as one get less depressed?

>>24822016
I pray to be so stupid as to never grasp when I am truly and absolutely outmatched. The Creator, if he exists, is cruel.

>>24823362
Imo having a long-running web-comic is basically a recipe for disaster.
Somehow, Tatsuya is on the less miserable side.

climate crisis is a scapegoat for when the elite actually does implement population culling procedures

>>24823551
the "elite" are having a freak out because the birth rate is collapsing, they're not gonna be culling anything.

If people had, say, three lives, what would be the punishment for murder of one of the first two lives?

>>24823551
They might take advantage of it, as the elites are wont to do of anything and everything, but it's most certainly real if you were implying otherwise, and is a problem in need of many solutions, reforms, and widespread societal alterations.

>>24822789
Akrasia

>>24822016
I wish I was killed by a lightning strike.
Such a beautiful thing.

I wish it was the 60s I wish we could be happy

i wish
all the WOMEN
& FAGGOTS
wud stay on
r9k
if not reddit
or THA GRAM

>>24823750
Well, instead of yearning for the past, realize there is a great opportunity today for a spiritual renewal.