I did heroin this morning.

I built a van out myself and took it to this coke head I used to date in Florida, potentially had something slipped in my drink and had a mental breakdown that led to me hiding in bushes for the night because I thought They were after me

>>24823094
I smoked DMT while getting a blowjob from a Mexican cotton picker with her illegitimate son in the backseat in a high speed chase from the cops on a narrow two lane highway in upstate West Virginia. It had been 3 weeks since I'd been back home to my apartment on the upper west side of NYC and my heroin supplies were running low and I had drove out to see my ol' buddy Diamond Dave out in Richmond.

>>24823094
Hitchhiked to a rainbow gathering at age 15, fell in love with a girl from NYC who gave me her landline number, her family moved apartments and I never heard from her again.

>>24823094
Got fucked by some hobo junky at a truck stop restroom, I was wild and free

stayed awake after 10 pm last saturday

Got drunk really drunk last month. Walking home I passed my old work place. My former boss puts up these stupid unfunny joke signs in front to get engagement from Redditors. I knocked the sign over. He sent me the security camera footage of me doing it and threatened to call the cops. He didn't do shit.

>>24823094
smoking a doobie and praying every day

>>24823094
I envy Burroughs and Ginsberg for creaming Kerouac's bussy.

>>24823592
Pretty close to Big Sur, actually

>>24824505
Trippiest part is when I high tailed it from her apartment, a dude with one leg was going up her stairs. I said, "you don't want to go in there. There are bad people in there."

>>24823094
I get drunk and act racist and homophobic despite my social circle consisting of fags and bames.

>>24823094
>go to zen center
>small jewish zen master gives dharma interview
>i fail, or state the obvious
>he calls me a sturdy guy
>i walk out thinking 'zen is bunk'