>Buy old book>Everybody ſtarts ſpeaking with a very bad liſp
lmao
great thread
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>>24824653lmaofinally a good thread on /lit/
>>24824653I thought this post and thread was some stupid kid samefagging but then I realized the joke.
>>24824653jej
>>24824653Do you guys think there'll be a day they will remove Q and K as alphabets?
>>24826698however would we spell quick then>cuic
>>24826708It's cuteI think we should do this
>>24826698I mean if c can sound like s then why we even keep the s?
>>24826698How about remove Q and C?
>>24827348>clow cooc clices of chiccen in the cauce for cix to ceven hourc
>>24826708>>24826727>mfw im fast>mfw im cuic>:3
>>24827366>slow kook slises of tshikken in the sause for six to seven hours
>>24827397>klow kook klikek of tkhikken in the kauke for kik to keven hourk
>>24827526This one seems like the best option.
I don't get it
>>24827567ph'nglui mglw'naſ Kſulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>24827567Google long s
>>24824653you're buying books from the 18th century? how wealthy are you?
>>24828291I just got a 4 volume one from the 1760s and in great condition for 80 bucks. Gotta go on second hand websites
>>24827526As a black anon, theres too many K's..it frightens me.
>>24826698This guy is a bit of a fag but he’s got the right idea conceptually, eg. English is not really served by the latin alphabet since it has so many sounds better expressed in the runic one (guess why). A lot of annoyances in english bizarro spelling go away if you also eliminate some superfluous letters.https://youtube.com/watch?v=4npuVmGxXuk
>>24828291Brother you can pick them up for 10 bucks. Not everything old is worth something. If you learn latin you can really score because there’s a shit ton of them (latin being the language of the educated for about 2000 years including the heyday of early printing) and nobody to read them. Vellum enclosed copies can be 50-100 bucks. It’s fun to own an artifact. Check out auction sites.
>>24824653>Now ith da winter of our diſcontentMade gloriouth ſummer by dith ſun of York,”grim-viſaged war done got all smooth n’ stuffinstead of riding barded ſteedsscared mfs now juth dancin’ in ladietg’ roomthto the laſcivious pleaſing of a luteme? not built for no ſportive trickfno lookin’-glaſs courtin’rudely ſtamp’dain’t got love’s majeſtycan’t ſtrut in front of wanton nymphsso I’mma villain nowgotta entertain these fair well-ſpoken dayth thomehowI can add colours to da chameleonchange ſhapes with Proteusthet da murderouth Machiavel to ſchoolcan I do dith and not get a crown?Tut, were it farther off, I’ll fuckin pluck it down.
