It's somewhat amusing to think of Gandalf using the Shire as his personal vacation spot for centuries. Tolkien basically says that every time he got a little weary and troubled from his labors he'd go hang out in the Shire for a while to rest and recharge. It's essentially his South of France.
>>24828059Yall think he ever got freaky wit a hobbit
>>24828079Does Gandalf even have a dick?
>>24829615Good point.There don't seem to be any female istari, but on top of that, he has lived through ages and ages of life. If he fucked in his youth he'd have been over it a long time ago
>>24828059He was a sex tourist visiting the childlike hobbits whenever he wanted to get it on.
>>24828079pretty sure that is how the Took's came to be.
>>24829684lmao. like midwestern sysadmins making their annual trip to thailand.
>>24828079>>24829615>>24829683>>24829684>>24829702>>24829738gandalf practices semen retention
>>24829781Gandalf doesn't have semen, he has divine ichor
>>24828079No. Sex outside the holy bond of matrimony is evil
>>24829781>gandalf practices semen retentionWhose semen?
>>24829615Gandalf the Black has dick but Gandalf the white hasn't
>>24829615>does he have a dickDoes he even have a body? Seriously these fucks are materializing into reality right? Sauron can be blown apart to atoms and reform himself in an entire new shape.
>>24830939Kill yourself cuck
>>24830117kek
