>>24829701
haha OP I love froggo XD

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>New York Times #1 bestselling author

>>24830232
Or even worse
>USA Today Bestselling

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>>24829701
>got a paper certificate for having the best short story for my second grade class
Guess that makes me an "award winning author" for perpetuity.

Notice how any woman author always claims this?

>>24829701
Never read those.

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>by James Patterson and–
>now a major motion picture
>as featured on Netflix
>the viral sensation
>with an introduction by Stephen King
>"groundbreaking and revolutionary"
>"a tour de force"
>the epic prequel to...

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>This work was written in a different time and place, reflecting the language, attitudes, and cultural norms of its era. Certain words and ideas that appear in these pages may now be considered offensive or inappropriate. They are retained here to preserve the historical authenticity of the text and to provide insight into the period in which it was created. Readers are encouraged to approach the work with an understanding of its context, recognizing both its artistic and historical value and the progress society has made since its writing.

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>>24830325
>>by James Patterson

>Introduction by Neil Gaiman

>>24829701
>by OP

>>24830232
Wow they must be a real big boy author

>>24830325
>the TikTok sensation

>>24829701
>the awkward whining author

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>a picture of the author is on the cover

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>>24830696
>no picture of the author is known to exist

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>translated by

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>>24829701
>Foreword by