We're having a /lit/ meetup in New York this Thursday evening.Sick of shallow book talk and blank looks when you bring up serious literature or philosophy? If you’re in or near New York City, come to the NYC /lit/ meetup on Thursday, October 30th. We’re here for raw, unfiltered discussion. Meet in person and say what you mean.If you're interested email nyclitmeetup45@gmail and I'll give you the place and time.
>>24832565Is it trans friendly
seems like a nice place to bring TATP
>>24832565>clitmeetupHehehe
Can I join on Zoom?
can i bring my bull
>>24832592>>24832597>>24832655>>24832733>>24832792keep it civilized you cretinsthis is serious talk
Can I come if I’m in australia
>>24832849Can I plus one with this anon. I’m in Australia too
>>24832565>NY Clit Meetup
can i come if i'm tao lin
Why do no other cities have Meetups?
New York Times Friday, 31, October 2025Body of local Manhattan anon found in dumpster behind Barnes and Noble. Police still investigating. If you have any details, please contact NYPD.
>>24832940We are all bringing our copies of Shadow Ticket?
>>24832565ohhh i would but i uhh actually already have plans that night sorry. maybe another time?
>>24832565Do these actually occur?
>>24832910nyc has 8 million people and the total metro area is 25 million people. how many anons do u think there are in some shitty city in ohio with population 500k?
if anyone goes pls take pictures
Pizza, Y/N?
>>24833584Has to be Krispy pizza, saw them on social media, looks crispy( duh)
Haha new york clit meetup
>>24833592I'm not going to Brooklyn you bozo
HEY I'M READING HERE
Will Hegelian E-girls be attending?>>24833610kek
>>24832565If you have it in nothern Europe and give me 14 days notice I'll come.
Can I bring my mom and support animal?
Would rather kms than go to any 4cuck meetup desu
Let’s freaking goooo. I’ll see you guys there. I’m a nigger and never learned how to read but I can freestyle for y’all
*SURPRISE SPECIAL GUEST:*HONOR LEVY
Can i go if i'm a darkie?
>>24832565would I be the only girl?
>>24833769DECIDE
>>24833610lol
>>24832988Yes, they are real.Confirmed: BostonNYCAtlanta
>>24833584late night, nyc, yes there will be pizza if you stay past the end
Can you stream it so we can all watch?/
>>24833985if you bring the smack
Are you faggots going to stop with the cheap suits?
>>24832885no
Someone take a photo or it never happened
>>24834278Yes, we should satisfy you, the pussy who won't show.
>>24832565Move the meeting to Toronto or else I'm not coming. Sorry, buster.
>>24834348Done!
>>24833044>how many anons do u think there are in some shitty city in ohio with population 500k?But that's the area that needs the meetups the most! NY is flooded with books and NYU girlies throwing themselves at chainsmoking poets, there's nothing left for the rest of in bumfucksville
>>24833044There's more than one. There are at least a dozen. You have to find them. Stop being a whiny bitch and get to it.
>>24833044I‘d maybe come to Columbus for a meetup if it caught me on a good day (from Pittsburgh)
>>24832565NYC is such a pretentious place/lit/ meetups should be held in Chicago
>>24834546Cope, tubby
>>24833769I'm sure only the most handsome and neurotypical posters actually show up to these things while the autistic schizoids like myself stay in their basements.
>>24834556I'm not autistic, I'm misanthropic. Please don't project your various conditions onto us honest, people-hating folx, m'kay?
>>24832565If the cute trans girl shows up again Im totally going home with her.
I live 600 miles away but I’m considering buying a plane ticket.
>>24832565I live in Jackson Heights and I'm not white, can I go?
>>24832565are 5'8 anons allowed? or are we automatically feminized for our disability?
>>24834621Yeah sure
I'd go but I'm female. Oh well. Maybe next life.
>>24834631Stay by my side ma'am, I shall protect you from basement dwellers and Fedora Tippers, it's me and you femanon, against the world.
>>24834348Or even better, in Bombay
>>24834556This was the /fa/ meet. I'm guessing /lit/ is slightly uglier and unkempt.
>>24834631You wouldn't be the only woman and you wouldn't be the best looking one. LOL.
>>24834665Heh
>>24834722Ywnbaw
Do women attend these things? If so, I’m not going
>>24834665Maybe this is why I won't go, roasted for decades by the anons we mogged.
Anybody in Seattle want to try something?
>>24834665>the guy inbetween the latinx enbie and the chubsterholy crap, that's a very long neck
>>24834738Yes
>>24834665hilarious that the edited in school shooter looks more natural than anyone in the original image
>>24834830He wasn't a school shooter.
>>24834749the one next to him looks like a bobblhead
Will there be a land acknowledgement and a performance of the black national anthem before the meeting starts? I trust that white cis attendees will only speak when a person of color allows them to. Please let me know about these and I may come. Thank you.
>>24834774They look like normal and well adjusted people, I wish I had friends. My wife likes reading books but she's too autistic to talk about them, she's not very good at conversations.
>>24835011Is this what passes for ironic humor for socially crippled zoomers?
>>24835058That's loser humor
>>24835068Hate to see it.
>>24834774>5 Jews a tranny and a nigger
>>24833605>>24833605Brooklyn is where the shit is going on
>>24832592I'll be going and I can confirm that I know transgenderism is a severe mental illness and a total lie in all instances without exception or nuance. It should be banned by all medical practitioners and normal transgender people should be fired or expelled for requesting to be treated as a gender that they are not nor will ever be.
>>24835821exactly
I will not consent to being in a group photo but I will consider being in a group sketch portrait
>>24832910I’m not even sure if anyone even reads here in Philadelphia but if they do it’s almost certainly all female coomer lit, leftoid trash, and weird transgressive hipster garbage.
>>24836285Sounds better than the average /lit/ reader's intake
>>24832592I will avenge Charlie Kirk.
>>24832565I think it'd be conducive to actually vote for where the anons want to meet up. Logistically speaking, the place closest to most is best (as long as its not Uttar Pradesh).
hey guys were beginning in 5 mins. we are a group of 15 here!! wowza any of you dorks gonna show here
>>24836864I'm pretty sure the geographical epicenter of all /lit/ anons would be an island off the coast of Brazil.
>>24836891Man someone smells terrible. I don’t want to say it out loud but one of you is just perpetually ripping ass or something. Holy fuck I’m going to step out in a few minutes if this doesn’t let up. Before I leave I will say “gotta use the bathroom, guys” and that will be the code for anyone else who wants to join me FAR away from the smelly faggot and discuss who is it, in seclusion. Probably the fat one desu but I don’t want to be rude.
>>24832592>NY Clit Meetup 45You will never have a clit.
i view it as a 50/50 - either its a completely retarded waste of time, or some thielian literati are browsing this right now planning to make an appearance
>>the really fun part is planning the fit. you want to seem more dark academia than trad ivy prep i think. but you cant try too hard, in case its all just sweaty anons. you'll want to not stand out terrifically, so as to beat a quick retreat; but need to look handsome enough to make a play if there is one, which there could be
>>24836985All of you are in chandragupta-fit polo shirts with jeansMaybe a few in J Crew button ups because you wanted to be different but you’re all spiritually Indian golfers trying to fit in by aping the 60 year old WASPs at the putting green
>>24836993as if you can even make it that night
>>24836145>I will not consent to being in a group photoI work for a fortune 500, I simply cannot be photographed next to someone with a hitler mustache and sonnenrad shirt.
Why is ts always in new york? Is everyone here a jew or something? Do something in florida bruh
>>the entire forum turns out to be 12 completely normal 30 somethings in the new york metropolitan area
>>24837048t. Dipaarth PatelMr. Patel, you should iron your shirts so the polo collar doesn’t lose its shape. Also get a size larger, we can all see your man boobs. They’re not quite large enough to be funny, they’re in that creeper interstate between pig teats and cow udders. Two pallid phalluses sticking out from your chest. No one needs to see that. Once they are larger we can all laugh comfortably since they would resemble actual tits. But this is just sexual harassment, what you’re doing. Be better.
>>24837075you're projecting something really hard for some reason. are you maybe a widdle jealous you cant get to new york in time?
>>24837085Saar the only thing projecting is your breasts. No shame in XXL, someone’s gotta buy em.
>>24837073Alas, untrue. I live in a flyover state and don't get to attend any of these meetups.
