I just bought *it*. What am I in for?
>>24847220>he paid money for kingslopCongratulations. You just played yourself.
You're in for it
Endless callbacks and Easter-eggs.
>>24847220Kids having an orgy
>>24847220Nice doorstop.
>>24847220WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS monster story WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
>>24847220Near the end, there's a chapter with children having group sex. Enjoy burning the book anon.
>>24847295What's pornable magic?
>>24847298COCAINE ADDICTION !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! DOING SO MUCH COCAINE, THAT YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER, WHILE YOU WRITE YOUR PEDOPHILIC FANTASY !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!! ARE YOU SCARED ???? HAHAHAHAHAH !!!! THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME THE KING OF HORROR !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
>>24847309DID ANYBODY SAY COCAINE ??????
>>24847260>Kids having an orgyIt do be like dis
>What am I in for?King being a pedophile
>>24847309How did that get past the editor and publisher, though?
you bought what?
I read it when I was around twelve, pretty spooky.Going to the bathroom at night made me nervous for a while, thinking there was something down the drain.
>>24847391Who's on first.
>>24847392Is that why you grew up to be such an upstanding citizen?
>>24847398Yes, I pax taxes so that the water system gets proper maintenance and there's no space spiders and turtles down there
>>24847220If you subtract the end orgy, you're in for his best writing and a great American Halloween novel.
Imagine reading it when it first came out before any critique or reviews. Wham-O!
>>24847381My bet would be on them being homo, pedo or jewish (or all at once), but I'm too tired to research that now.
>>24847309>>24847320Does coke make one horny?
>>24847365He moderates /tv/?
>>24847435>>24847260I guess the latest adaptation skipped that part?
>>24847860The /tv/ to /lit/ pipeline is real and extremely cancerous.
>>24847875He removed it?
>And then there is It (1986), whose almost inconceivable length renders it the perfect soporific. Here the idea is that seven children who grew up in a small town in Maine come back as adults to battle a manitou or shapeshifter (a point we learn around page 700), which has the distinctive capacity of presenting itself in the form most terrifying to its observer. But the problem with a manitou—as Peter Straub discovered in Ghost Story (1979)—is that, by tradition, it is virtually eternal; but somehow our trusty band manage to dispatch it. This novel is so crippled by massive verbosity and inessential character description that it collapses of its own weight.
>>24847510depends on the person, but you can't really do anything about it since it makes all the extremities numb.
>>24847875No, both movies include all the barely pubescent boys running a train on the sole girl of the group. King insisted on it being left in. Not sure how you missed it.
>>24847892Imagine your boss telling you to read a thousand page novel for review. Yikes.
>its a stephen king thread>/lit/ crashes outevery time
hot intercourse between children
>>24848125Check yourself.
>>24847220>what am I in for?well if you have any brains whatsoever you will quickly realize the title was misspelled it should be "SHIT"
>>24847220you paid for it, read it, you fucking retard, why the fuck do you come here asking that kind of stupid questions? do you need a quick rundown? fuck you, and fuck these "what am i in for" retarded threads, fuck off.
>>24847884If he removed it, the story would not be it
I wonder how many people finished the book after buying a physical copy.
>>24848532It was the greatest marketing ploy.
