What dead author would get the most e-girl pussy if he were resurrected?
>>24881042i'm going to strangle you to death
>>24881042This is not the place to ask.Go to e-girls and ask them
>>24881042Cormac McCarthy. They would curse him daily, publicly, but secretly wish they were his young muse. Honorable mention: Edgar Allan Poe
hitler
poor kafka could only get girls to like him after he died
>>24881287You chose the 1 (one) author that was alive during social media and still had to fly to Epstein's island for some punani.
>>24881042Kafka would explode if he ever made eye contact with someone like her, also they all have BPD so only lust after unattainable or dead men.
a guy like me would psychologically torture kafka and if i felt like it, sissy hypno
>>24881287The only reason corncob managed fucked that girl was because she was poor and her family didn't give a shit about her. He basically did what the grooming rape gangs of pakis do on London
>>24881042Hemmingway was in wars and liked drinking so he'd probably be able to pull chicks.>>24881346I'm honestly surprised Hitler didn't have a bunch of bastard children.
>>24881378I wonder if modern women would be turned off by Hemingway's machismo, since he was so clearly overcompensating for a rather sensitive and fragile inner self. Of course, women in his time didn't have any real knowledge of psychology, so they naively assumed he really was as hypermasculine as he portrayed himself to be and were attracted to him because of that.
>>24881383>wonder if modern women would be turned off by Hemingway's machismomodern westerrn women only pretend to not like that type of machismo, its virtue signalingif you look at their personal preferences, they all gravitate towards those traits
>>24881042My college had an art hoe cafe named after Kerouac, so there’s that
>>24881378Apparently Hitler was socially awkward
>>24881378>was in wars and liked drinkingLiterally every man from the first half of the 20th century ticks these boxes
>>24881042This is a pick me girl, right, that's what this is called?
>>24881042Poe. And I hate the truth of it.Maybe Keats.
>>24881042Houllebecq
>>24881468>KeatsYou think mister John Keats five feet high would have been popular with women?
>>24881467she still looks attractive, regardless. I'd lay pipe into her and I've written five books.
>>24881487>E-girlsA maybe
>>24881487Asian women would.
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>>24881042none. they only swoon over dead guys or criminals in prison. they feel safer to act thirsty because there is a barrier betwen them actually acting it out.
>>24881042>e-girl pussykys zoomer
>>24881373>he said in a thread about egirls with daddy issueswhats the difference
D. H. LawrenceEzra PoundJohn DonneDavid HumeRousseauKeatsBalzacRimbaudMelvilleIbsen before he got oldD'AnnunzioWyndham LewisCélineBeckettUpdike, definitely Updike>>24881487Looks are only as important as people think they are if you have nothing else going on. Keats resurrected would not be John Keats, son of a shit-shoveller at a stable, but Keats the Poet.
>>24881042J.K. Rowling
>>24881042None of them because they wouldn't be famous yet. On the other side this ugly son of a Fr*nch whore is banging young hot pussy because he's rich and famous.
>>24881414I've seen plenty of videos of good looking guys acting macho and girls getting turned off by it. But it probably works like 1/100 times for them finding ultra whores, or when they target drunk girls.
>>24882019Dark triad traits works on the majority of women, it’s what they call “having confidence”. >>24881042Likely none since their idea of who they are won’t match reality one bit. Once that surface cracks and they find out they weren’t dark geniuses but in some way vulnerable, short, prone to voice cracking, timid around women or any other common trait to authors, the illusion goes poof and so does the interest. Just the fact that they’d spend “so much time” reading and writing would kill interest. Why aren’t you paying attention to meeee? Are the books more important?And of course the part where they routinely try to crush their hopes and dreams because they’re slightly pissed off about the trash not being put out or something. You think you can be an author? Your last book sucked, you never finish anything, have you gotten a response from the publisher yet, honey you said you would just write for one hour it’s been one and a half, ok you won a writing award great for you by the way did you know Susan’s doctor husband got another promotion and they bought a third car. And so on.
>>24882005Look at his face. This man has tasted heaven.
>>2488204421354
>>24881378Hitler himself believed that if he had children or married that could possibly destabilize the nazi state, specially during it's first expansion phases, he still kept an affair with Eva Braun moderatly under the public eye but Hitler had a couple of really schizophrenic notions that kept him backwards as a statesman like almost shooting one of the most competent members on his party for cheating on his wife TWICE and just being generally very spergy about some things no competent leader has ever given a flying fuck about
>>24881452And now, 90% of us are basedboys and social loners (unattractive). Hemmingway would be able to pull pussy anywhere in the modern world.
>>24882175I did not know that about him.
>>24881042Who cares what women think.
>>24881042I'm sure if Kafka was born in the 21th Century, He would be irrelevant or a virgin /lit/ dweller
I refuse to believe women actually sincerely find Kafka attractive. I don't buy it at all.
>>24882273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuaWj0GVU9o
>>24882361I'm not going to give her a view.
>>24882366Eh, I watched it. It's alright, and she seems smart. It gives me a view into the "Big Brother" shithole that is TikTok and the stupid people that are on there, so that's the biggest gain from watching it.
mogs everyone
>>24882175>you should let your inner circle‘s personal lives devolve into skin-chasing chaosOkay anime avatar
>>24881042Henry Miller, probably. He would have hordes of BPD artwhores at his disposal who would eventually grow bitter and jaded once he chucked them for another whore. He also writes in that janky pseudo-surrealist way that artwhores love because it resembles poetry in motion rather than ordinary prose. >>24882044Imagine the high quality broxsis smut this man would have written if he was alive today.
>>24882731>What’s Broxis I thought, before the cyclopean walls fell onto me and I realized with increasing horror the true capitalization of the unspeakable neologism that lie before me. As the last echo of sanity drained from my plutonic eyes I cursed the anon that had laid the puzzle before me, unhinged by my own willingness to read the accursed word.
>>24882743Brother and sister.
if I remember right, Sartre was infamous for somehow getting copious amounts of art hoe pussy despite his looks
>>24882175>DUDE MORALS LE BADThis nigger is a pedophile defender.He is the type of person who says Stalin was based for defending and protecting Beria despite him being a rapist.He is a pedo defender, not a lolicon, a full on "It's ok to rape real children" type of nigga, this nigga defends pedophiles 100%.
>>24881042mikhail lermontovalbert camusjeff kinney
>>24881353Kafka has had several women in his life
>>24881042I'm going to kick you in the dick as >>24881046strangles you to death.
