This board is so fucking stupid it says Stephen King is unreadable.
Only women read Stephen King novels. You're not fucking WOMAN, are you OP?
>>24882343I'm a highly verbal autistic savant. Super rare for autism powers to be verbal. In fact, usually autists aren't verbal at all. So I'm a super autist amongst even the super SUPER autists. And I read Stephen King.
>>24882352You're lucky this board has zero actual moderation or I'd report you for extremely low quality posts.
>>24882355And if you did I'd report you for announcing a report. But I wouldn't say it :)
It's unreadable in the same way a Marvel movie is unwatchable or a bbnos song unlistenable, that is, it's bad and a very unfun read to sit through, which is particularly egregious with books because they demand way more time and attention than a tv show or song. Im a prosefag, I don't like genre fiction with dry and mostly descriptive unemotional prose, I don't like predictable stories and I don't like books that are deceivingly long but are actually quite easy reads due to how acessible the language is. We can only reach the conclusion that I, and many others on this board, don't like King and refuse to read his whole bibliography given how both overly extensive and overly shlocky it all is. Now excuse me as I have to go back to reading 11th century interpretations of the greek myths written by obscure french clergy members...
>>24882359Maybe a food analogy would work better. I love a good steak or lobster, but I eat McDonald's more than either and I also like McDonald's. Or we can use chocolate as our analogy. I like Cadbury's milk chocolate and I like their dark chocolate, but I eat the milk chocolate more and I only like their dark chocolate because of how much sugar is in it. Ya get me?
>>24882343Cope. You will never be patrcian if you dont have a taste for both the lowbrow and highbrow
>>24882340Nah he's pretty good at what he does, just bad at endings and quantity over quality. Maybe some people here hate him cause he's entry level reading amd not real literature (doubt king himself believes he's making high art)
Hello, Stephen. You're still a pedo.
