Enjoy poetry with three simple steps!>1. Read through the whole poem and find attunement >2. Resist your urge to re-read or analyse the poem>3. Use re-reading to deepen your enjoymenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L2urgKnIZo
Never forget
>>24909540He's so lucky getting sucked off by some art hoe.
>>24909546What is all this lol
>>24909582Waldun coping and seething after we exposed him as a fraud for having written The Learned Disguise. He then released L'Académie after this Joycean epiphany of his. Unfortunately for Waldun, his second novel was even worse, despite all his claims of improvement. L'Académie literally ended his career. He's been slowly fading into non-relevancy since then.
Fucking abysmal numbers Rice Cock. You might as well throw in the towel. You'll never achieve your COVID era numbers again.
>>24909546I don't think Homer was this full of himself. Maybe literature was a mistake after all.
>>24909837You'll never be as accomplished as him
>>24909863Remember when Waldun was claiming to be a graduate student despite never having received a Bachelor's degree? I do.Also>Skillshare>Bespoke ClassesKEK, they're literally just paywalled videos he doesn't upload to YouTube. There's no course, or teaching of any kind. It's just one of his YouTube videos he randomly decided to paywall.
>>24909837Why is he so smug? He thinks he's so smart, but I bet he ain't.
>>24909546Hilariously enough, he hasn't gotten any better since.
>>24909863But I genuinely am more accomplished than him in this field. It's not hard to be.
>>24910152Waldun makes at least a few thousand per year from YouTube alone. If you don't have a supplemental income of more than a few thousand US dollars (no tricks you filthy brownoid) then you are less accomplished than Waldun. I'm sorry but these are facts. Plus Waldun is sitting on the 21st century's Finnegans Wake. He said as much around the release of L'Académie. I have no doubt he will work on his third novel just as long as Joyce did, and when it releases, it will have the Waldun scholars debating just what exactly he meant for centuries.
>>24910024Case of dunning kruger
>>24909546why is the english so broken
>>24909863so he works for bloomsbury. that answers all the mystery about hiim and the publishing house
>>24909540He says once you find a poem you enjoy you should do deeper analysis. I don't know if I really disagree with him, does that make me stupid? I like poetry's "musical" side.
>>24910777He's just a China boy in an Aussie world.
>>24909546A whole glass, huh?
>>24910803>so he works for BloomsburyLol no. They asked him to write a blurb for another YouTuber's book. That's it. Being asked to write a blurb doesn't make you an employee at Bloomsbury. This is Waldun's Chinese nature kicking in where he has to continually lie about his achievements.
>>24909665He didn't have a career to begin with. You're delusional.
>>24910858"Waldun" is not a chinese name though
>>24911558It's very common for Chinese people to present themselves with European sounding names in contexts outside China although their real name does not sound anything at all to their chosen European sounding name.
>>24911558Nobody in the history of the world has ever had the last name "Waldun". It's some retarded crap he made up to sound white and because he's so fucking chinese and ESL he tried to name himself after Thoreau's Walden but didn't know how to spell it.
>>24911685What's his real name then?
>>24911706Ching chong...
>>24911685>he tried to name himself after Thoreau's WaldenThis is clearly the case, while its also clearly he never read the novel.
>>24911706稻米人书人
>>24909863He's been a post graduate student since 2021 what's up with that
>>24911969Some people last longer.
>>24909863>content creator>edutainment slop proliferator>TED talk guestimagine thinking these are impressive "accomplishments"
>>24909863Professional s0yb0y
>>24911969He has lied about being a post-grad student anon. He literally finished his bachelor's last year and failed to get into any grad programs for this academic year.
>>24909863The craziest part about Waldun's LinkedIn is him claiming to have been enrolled in two different universities at the exact same time for the exact same degree. Waldun, do you think an employer is really going to believe you were attending two universities at once, FOR THE SAME DEGREE? I'm sure there's an explanation like some retarded online class, but it's still retarded. There's quite literally no reason list a university you spuriously attended for one semester on your resume.
>>24909863>he cut off his tiger parents for this
>>24912303>There's quite literally no reason list a university you spuriously attended for one semester on your resume.Tell that to all of the Erasmus students throughout Europe that go from their shitty Eastern European universities to decent Western universities and build their entire CV and personality around that, although they have failed most of their classes there and retook the exams at their shitty alma mater.
>>24911748kek
>>24909870Explain his 7,000 students then?https://www.skillshare.com/en/profile/Robin-Waldun/430004072
>>24914300How does this guy lack any kind of self-awareness of his inaptitude and imposture? Has he no shame?
>>24914300>once offered advice to someone doing their mastersIs this why he calls himself a post grad student lmfaooo
>>24909546No no, he's right. Waldun won and /lit/ is forever seething. He gets unlimited artwhore pussy, loyal Indian/Chinese fans who will keep pumping money into his Youtube career, and has reflected on previous behaviour to better himself. Can the average anon on /lit/ say the same??
>>24915942Surely, you can't be serious?
>>24916244what do you fucking think anon do you think he's serious are you serious you scurvy dog
>>24909540emma mogs the fuck out of waldun any day:PhD student, 450k followers, ethereal beauty, loving husband and a son on the way life is not all about arthoes and words my friend
>>24909555>>24910777>>24911977>>24912044>>24914300>>24916244>>24916344>>24916377So many trips and dubs in this thread going unchecked.
>>24909546all asians are larpers. waldun is cosplaying as a white guy. there is nothing more than that going on. i knew so many chinese who could read "advanced" english books and they took on characters and accents like they were aristocracy. their fathers owned factories and their grandfathers chopped wood in the revolution but they speak like Jeremy Irons and wear cardigans and have memorised wine tasting notes. weird behaviour.
>>24916829You are spot on. Many such cases.
>>24909540A slanteye isn't going to tell me shit about poetry in my own language. Go back to Brunei and help your parents tend the water buffalo, you twink.
>>24916377i'm assuming that's a dude why else does he have no tits
>>24917038cool it with the antiyellow remarks
>>24909540Does Waldun have any redeemable qualities?
>>24916383it isn't really done anymore. i don't know what changed. i see quints getting buried.
>>24918460Us ESL zoomers own your board old man
>>24916383>>24918460I've noticed this. It seems to be even since the downtime in April that people never notice I thought I was the only checker around these parts. >>24919465I'm not ESL but I am a zoomer (25) and I've been checking and rolling since I was 13.
>>24918460>>24920125We need to reinstate the roll patrol to check the dubs. Also, no one seems to be using funny pepes anymore or even images at all.
>>24916377See you, Emmie...
>>24920125You're not supposed to use 4chan under the age of 18.
>>24916377>how women take photos.png
>>24916377>ethereal beautyIndian
>>24909863Linkdin is so gay, man.
>>24909546>Open your notebook alongside a good coffee and sandwichIs this some Melbourne shit
>>24909540Most poems arent worth rereading.
I don't get this poemRien, cette écume, vierge versÀ ne désigner que la coupe ;Telle loin se noie une troupeDe sirènes mainte à l’envers. Nous naviguons, ô mes diversAmis, moi déjà sur la poupeVous l’avant fastueux qui coupeLe flot de foudres et d’hivers ; Une ivresse belle m’engageSans craindre même son tangageDe porter debout ce salutSolitude, récif, étoileÀ n’importe ce qui valutLe blanc souci de notre toile.
>>24922514Perhaps if you learn French you'll get it. I can't help you as I also don't know French.
>>24922173Nice try retard
>>24922514I know French. I don't get it either.
>>24909863Did he switch his french literature major to theory i don't get it
>>24924324He switches the details of his CV as to better suit his purposes. He's a grifter. Nothing that he tells his audience about him is true.
>>24925071What if he says he's a liar?
what happened to kdbooks is grim. biggest loser in this whole thing
>>24909863>I am a Citizen of the World. I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak French. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love Greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor. I love my MacBook. But I also love my MacBook Pro, because it has the word "pro" on it. I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception were the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon you have to realize there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist.
>>24927168I know where this is from and it's funny, but why are these type of people that are actually like this so detestable? I would say it's their pure narcissisms that parades itself as altruism and above it all, but I feel it does not really get to the heart of it. There's something really detestable about this type of character that I cannot put my finger on.