Danielle Chelosky.Discuss her writings and novels.
>>24920347Honor board
The Honor-fag found a new obsession.
>>24920347Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy
>>24920350Her literary merit seems much higher than Chelosky after having read some of both I will say. Chelosky writes like a safer, female Bukowski.
You first, faggot.
>>24920350Get this freak off my screen
>>24920347I've made it an iron rule to never read writings of someone who posts selfies on the internet.
>>24920371What the helly
>>24920374Why?
>>24920350fpbp
>>24920350leave it to 4chan to be obsessed with a mid bitch
>>24920385Her book is good :)
>>24920374Based. No respectable thinker would be capable of such a thing.
>>24920380It makes them attention-starved, and I'd rather not get in the head of such a person
>>24920407Does it make them attention-STARVED or is just a basic human need for connection? I can see at a certain point seeming that way, but most people post selfies. I wouldn't say they are starved for attention, they just want to be seen.
>>24920397Respectable thinkers are also just humans.
>>24920350Honor has no tits.Chelosky does.Simple as.
>>24920420Um, actually, she does have tits. They are just very small.
brehs, I'm buying all her books ASAP. I want to read about all the nasty sex this bitch is having.
>>24920409I'd rather stay away from a person who'd consider a like or a view the same as a "connection".Maybe I'm being unnecessarily strict, but I hold someone whose writing I'm supposed to appreciate to a somewhat high standard.
>>24920450I don't think they necessarily view it as connection, just something in them striving for it is what leads them to post on social media.
>>24920456Or yearning, rather. Not striving.
>>24920456That might be true, and I might very well be pretty autistic about this, but I can't help but see it as a taint that cannot be erased.
SLUTS WITH BOOKS AWOOGA AWOOOOGA
>>24920412It's just kind of a shallow thing to do.
>>24920473And Isaac Newton sat in the same place and same position for weeks for a guy to paint him so that people could see his portrait. He would've had at least few pics on Facebook with his rocks and mercury.
>>24920350she looks so stupid
>>24920486Well that's mean.
>>24920481Sure, but that's actual dedication.If those chicks up there actually got together with a photographer or visual artist, I wouldn't mind it so much.I just hate this low-effort thirstposting.It cheapens everyone involved.
milk truk is arrive
>>24920420Disgusting
>>24920489I do agree with the idea that the shallowness of thirst-trapping hurts and cheapens their image. I don't however think the effort matters in this regard. If they had a hundred low-effort pictures of themselves I wouldn't care. The motivation behind this Chelosky woman are definitely to be sexually provocative which can probably tell you something about what she is writing about. I just had issue with the statement of selfies in general convey something negative.
>>24920374Cool I wouldn't want you to read my shit anyways. Its 2esoteric4u, pleb.
>>24920350high-class>>24920420trashy
>>24920481I'm sure it was at someone else's recommendation and the portrait was made because of his accomplishments, not to flaunt his sex appeal or impress people or because everyone else was doing it. It was different from >>24920448who is merely posting her tits to the internet because she likes how they like and likely associates some sort of edginess or radicalism with it. Isaac Newton didn't have a portrait of his cock outline painted either for all I'm aware.
>>24920506The point of contention was selfies in general at first. We likely agree on this point.
>>24920503What about this one?
hairy pusi
>>24920347Oh yes, another mid-jewess nepo-baby. That's exactly what the literary world needed more of!
>>24920374I put a self-portrait taken with my DSLR on a tripod at the end of my novella. Does that count?
>>24920502Anyone who brags about how opaque their work is probably isn't worth reading anyway
>>24920502That's your prerogative, and it's probably also true.>>24920628That doesn't sound like a selfie on social media for likes&views, does it?
>>24920559https://youtu.be/OKXkW-b3CwI?si=xg-gpI3SR5S5nHic
>>24920640>a selfie on social mediaI actually avoid posting pictures of myself on social media. My avatar is either a certain old self-portrait with my face entirely cropped out or another old picture of me with my face blurred out. But you can see my unblurred, hi-res, recently-taken picture face at the end of my novella, so I'm not sure why I don't put my picture on my profiles. I'm not against self-takers, I'm just not one of them. I guess I prefer more professional-looking shots of myself. I'm also not above posting blogposts like this one, so I'm far from perfect.
>>24920666That's okay my man.I'm sure I'd change my tune if I was a hot ~20 year old with daddy issues, but alas I'm but a mid-30s schizoid - and the two don't mix well.
post more pics of danielle's rockin body
>>24920347she" looks like Tallwyte (trans porn star)
>Pregaming Grief>Evoking the spirit of Annie Ernaux — who in Simple Passion "experienced pleasure like a future pain" — the unnamed narrator of Danielle Chelosky's Pregaming Grief seeks destruction to accelerate the inevitable. Whether hiding in abandoned buildings, behind the wheel of a speeding car, or writhing under a stranger's body, the protagonist finds herself endlessly entangled in a series of escapades fueled by an adolescent lust for annihilation. After an intense love affair is eclipsed by her partner's escalating addiction, she soon becomes infatuated with an older man who introduces her to a new world of music, wine, and affection blurring the line between pleasure and cruelty. Is this new relationship self-sabotage in disguise, or is it the cure?>Baby Bruise>FFO: daddy issues; hickeys; high school house parties; Sean Baker's Red Rocket; downers; Elliott Smith; binge-drinking; problematic age gaps; crying and throwing up; heartbreak
>>24920559>>24920497Milk sour.
THE POETESS JEET? 20 POSTS OF HER FEETA BOOKTUBER CLOWN?EVERY FOOT PIC TRACKED DOWNBUT WHEN IT'S JEW HOES?NOT ONE PIC OF THEIR TOESYOU JUST TALK AND YOU TALKTHAT'S NO GOOD FOR MY COCK!!!SO GET OFF YOUR ASSAND FIND FOOT PICS FAST OR I'LL COME TO YOUR HOMESAND READ YOU HER POEMS
>>24920350already miss the honor thread anons
>>24920849she literally posts her toes in fishnet stockings on twitter all the time. but I'm not a subhuman foot freak like you
>>24920347She blocked me because I replied with this on her X>Big beautiful belly… i love big women… with oversize breasts larger then head, milk breast, vein breast… puffy nipple engorged sensitive to touch, pepperoni. saggy downward, heavy with milk. milk breast. wide hip and big breast. wide hip with plump ass. fat ass. obese ass. cellulite ass and dumptruck, 60 inch hips… thighs bigger than waist, massive cellulite legs like treetrunks. fertility. pregnant and fertile like goddess. twins in stomach, triplets, sextuplets, octuplets. overfertilized and worshipped… pamper for feed her. I love big fertile women.. plump her up and feed and breed my big wife, 10000 calories a day, I want to feed my wife nonstop.. hunt animals for my wife so she survives the winter. Then reproduce again…
>>24920962What a fraud
>>24920354True! (I am Honor Levy)
>>24921002We're all Honor Levy
>>24921009
>>24921011kubrick fan clearly
>>24921011She's just saying her heart goes out to us
>>24920962Are you guy that made a similar reply when she tweeted this photo >>24920497?
more of her?
>>24921266>please sir just a crumb more of this mid whore's grey skin in a picture Pathetic, drop and give me twenty pushups.
>>24920350Levy can you fucking stop shilling yourself? How about date me and write a book about your brief stint adopting a smelly retarded incel freak and how much of a traumatic and transgressive experience it was to kiss ON THE LIPS an abominable chud.
>woman posts slutty selfies to promote herself>expects to be taken seriously as a writerHow is this possible. Seriously what goes through these bitches heads
>>24921127Yes babe
>>24921266
>>24921266imagine being the lucky guy who gave her all these love bites
>>24921320They want to have their cake and eat it too
>>24921320She's posting those photos for other women, to make herself relateable to other women. It's a marketing tactic to attract female readers. All her books are "Omg aren't I such a slut, girlies?" type shit. And the women who read her slop go "Omg Danielle is just like me! She picks up random guys at bars to have threesomes with!" Or pic rel "OMG DANIELLE ALSO COOKS NAKED WHEN ALONE!! That is sooo brat"
>>24921399Cope
>>24921481sneed
The mid bitch feels the need to validate herself by being a massive whore while bitches with true beauty are more reserved about it because they are constantly hounded by ugly maggots and leeches who want to sap it all away for themselves and leave her rotten. The mid bitch doesn't get how painful those leeches are and desires them for herself as an object of status. I don't believe a woman can make great art if they weren't put through some above average amount of anguish, pain, manic episodes and melancholy in their lives. This bitch just seems pampered and wanting to go through with the whole artsy shtick as a gimmick to fuel her twisted psychological need for superiority and acknowledgement because she wasn't popular in high school. Good fetish material imma be fair but I wouldn't put her as a good writer. Honor evidently needs to have the light sapped off her eyes though but she has a somewhat autistic way of viewing things that helps her get along reasonably well when writing
>>24920559>female happy trail
>>24920347seems very jewish like her kids will have tay sachs even if a goy fathers them
this is what most of /lit/ feels like nowadays
>>24921946I mean honors first book is called my first book, so it's kinda obvious.
>>24921946keep seething moidreaders want jaded female writers writing about their slutty sexcapadesno one wants your incel (((introspections)))
>>24920420Unironically this is the best argument in favour of her.
>>24920559Nice happy trail, too bad she seems to be waxed everywhere now. Should've kept hairy forearms, armpits, legs, etc.
The most mid bitch ever posting thirst traps and you idiots give it attention, very Indian. If I could thanos snap internet simps out of existence I would do it without a second thought.>SAARRRR
>>24920350I want to be on her Honor roll if you know what I mean.
Good morning Danielle Chelosky fans :)
This chick isn’t even hot or pretty by nerdy girls standards she just has big tits and has them out she’s borderline ugly
>>24920510>>24920350Notice how Honor at least attempts some moderate aesthetic composition to the photos she posts, much like other girls like Dasha who work at a similar frequency. She at least attempts to build an artsy image and while it boils down to some disturbed tumblr girl with aderall eyes at least it's present. There is a thin attempt at artistry that kinda hits very lightly and deserves some level of acknowledgement. Danielle's pictures on the other hand are quite trashy and bottom of the bin to the point I have seen hookers send me pictures in the exact same poses, it's rude and unbecoming really, slutty pictures are not the issue but they are so earthly and grounded it makes me want to step on her or something like that because that's a lazy meth whore, not a muse, unless one's idea of muse is a lazy meth whore
>>24922708>unless one's idea of muse is a lazy meth whoreBukowski be like.
Jannies remove this shit already
>>24922732>nooo you can't talk about authors and lit culture! Wah wah wittle baby saw something he doesn't like, call the authorities!
Butterface and saggy tits my penis is roughly 15% erect
>>24922733Would you show these photos to a colleague at work? Or are they not suitable for work?
>>24922760>officer the rules the rules! I am unemployed.
>>24922765I know, but imagine you had a job. In fact, just imagine you didn't have breakfast this morning. I know this is difficult for you
>>24922768Uhh... I did have breakfast this morning?
>>24922770he said the thing
>>24922733>authors and lit culture>OF bitch with saggy titsSure bud
>>24922704>she's ugly
>>24922797Styxhexenhammer666 with tits
LMAOshe bodied one of you bitter incel retardseverybody look at Alex Reynolds. He's a bitter 50 year old ince who browses /lit/ and got triggered by this thread. So he tweeted an "epic takedown" of Danielle Chelosky.
>>24922807>understand houlelhackEverything he writes can be taken pretty much at face value, tf?
>This chick isn’t even hot or pretty by nerdy girls standards she just has big tits and has them out she’s borderline ugly
>>24922787How is it not?
>>24922800Fucking kek
>>24920473Your mom's vagina says otherwise
>>24922819Hmmm… yea maybe ur right……….
>>24922800Well I'm not one to judge
>>24922817Im a young hot buck (big dick) and I agree with Alex Reynolds.
/lit/ is absolutely on FIRE today boys.
>>24922807>no, that woman wasn't young & promiscuous enough>no, that book is his doesn't really count>he's le serious author!lmao
>>24922979...funny you should post that...because he rage tweeted at Danielle that post-2000 Houellebecq novels don't count...He only considers Houellebecq to have written his first two novels.
>>24922807>>24923049One last tweet from the "Houellebecq" expert raging about a 24 year-old woman reading his "niche incel" author that only he as a quinquagenerian virgin can understand.
>>24923049>>24923064No one cares nigga
>no one cares nigga>t. fell for it and actually cares
>>24923138This is rather sad, Danielle.
>>24923142kiss it
>>24920350>my first boner
Writers these days are an absolute embarrassment. Good God... The absolute STATE of the literary arts.
>>24923625>NOO YOU CAN'T BE A HOT GIRL WRITER!>THINK OF WHAT SCHOPENHAUER WOULD SAY!tough titties sweetie :^)
>>24923541>my last boner
>>24923751Those are some mournful flapjacks. I demand a better caliber of khazar milkers in my thirst traps.
>>24923755It is funny that in going for the skinny angle she also angled out her tits. If she wasn't fat we're looking at mosquito bites for sure.
>>24923757This was rude of me, if you're reading this thread Ms Chelosky I apologize, you are a cute young lady.
This girl's so bad distasteful that it actually makes me like Honor more. Might as well go with the slightly more talented Jewess gremlin.
Mournful tits
I'm just patiently waiting for a normie to tweet this thread at her. I'd be interested to see her response. I'm also furiously stroking my cock to her thirst traps
>>24922797>>24922820lmao
>>24923855She's totally uninteresting now without the happy trail or anything else. She was obviously very hairy naturally, but she waxed everything. If she still had hairy forearms, happy trail, armpits, and the rest, I'd read her book.
>>24923855>I'm also furiously stroking my cock to her thirst trapsGet some fucking standards.
>>24923751Does anyone have any examples of her actual writing? Why is this body so impressive relative to what she creates? Do you know how many retarded art hoes have exactly her phenotype within a 10 mile radius of me? The fact that I haven't seen anything she has written tells me that she doesn't have much.
>LA 5/10 is worshipped because of shared hobbyI hate autistic males.
>>24923908post body
>>24923949hey Danielle.
>>24923896https://expatpress.com/never-meet-your-heroes-danielle-chelosky/Here's a short story about her getting into a three-way the other week. What, you don't want to read bland prose narrating a dumb slut having a boring three-way that ends in whiskey dicks and her leaving disappointed? Well, sir, you just don't have your finger on the literary pulse of the 21st century! She is the female [insert writer of note's name here]!
>>24923896Why the fuck would anyone read a porn whore dude? Get a grip and jerk off.
>>24924028That may as well have been nothing.
>>24924028She really does make Honor Levy look like the gen z Joyce.
>>24924050This is why we she should be thankful for Honor Levy. I pray at my Honor Levy/Gabriel Smith/Jordan Castro shrine each night. I was hoping to elect Danielle Chelosky to such a coveted position, but alas, she is only good for cock strocking :(
Can’t stand women like this. I would prefer to hang out with a dumb girl that is nice and has a sense of humor, than one of these post-ironic e-whores.
>>24924071That image makes me want to castrate you.
>>24924046>>24924050wait! esteemèd initiates of the 4channel.org literati, please give me another chance :3https://www.hobartpulp.com/web_features/blood-and-buffalo-66
>>24924075You're too late. I'm a castrato in my local trad-cath choir
>>24924076You aren't Danielle. She would never deign to actually post in this thread. She would make a vague dismissive tweet and have meaningless sex instead.
>>24924028>“You might be the craziest person I’ve ever met.” He yelled it over the abominable music—maybe it couldn’t even be called music, it was more like sputtering noise, which came from a laptop on the stage. He said this because she was very drunk and kept spinning in circles. Men are so easily amused, she thought.>>24924076>Instead of replying to my text about how he got me pregnant, he posts four photos to Twitter, including two selfies and a thirst trap. If he would’ve bothered to respond I would’ve told him I got my period anyway so an abortion isn’t even necessary.
>>24924076This is much better. Still trite but more introspective and "real".
>>24920559>fem chud face>saggy tits>snail trail>obviously a BUSHweirdest bonre
>>24924101>iphone notes about how maybe you had a miscarriage or maybe you had a false positive test is betterIf you're willing to subject yourself to more "HEY, I have a VAGINAAAA" writings, here you go. Tell us which one is the besthttps://www.daniellechelosky.com/prose-poetry
>>24920347Flat chested women hate goddess bodies like this, calling them fat, whatever Freud and Jung wrote about women and their mothers should actually be applied to the dynamic between mosquito bites and Melons walking.
>>24923908You will never be a woman
>>24924225He knows anon, the tranny feels fear now more than ever, they went too far, dug too deep, and people that were formerly polite snicker at their man shoulders and autistic deep voice. They will retreat into the void of anime and online gaming to cope.
>KMS by DANIELLE CHELOSKY>February 28 2025>We were on a date and I made a joke about wanting to kill myself. “You really shouldn’t talk like that,” he said. “I’ve had friends commit suicide. It’s a terrible thing.” We were smoking cigarettes on the back patio of an art gallery that hosted live music shows. That night an experimental pop band was playing and the synths leaked into the outdoors.>“Sorry,” I said as if I’d tied the nooses around his friends’ necks. I felt a strange jealousy that he could say I’ve had friends commit suicide and I couldn’t because I hadn’t had any friends commit suicide, which made me feel like I had fewer friends than him or something.>It also made him sound like he had history. He was seven years older than me and I wanted him to take care of me. He took me home and fucked me on his couch. Drunk, I asked him to spit on me and call me a slut. He did and then he came on my stomach. He slid his finger through the cum and forced it onto my tongue. When he ghosted me after, I drank Vermouth and left him angry voicemails. I was nothing but a whore to you, wasn’t I? Next time you’ll have to pay me, bitch. I didn’t know why I cared so much. >I liked his apartment’s creaky hardwood floor and big windows. I wanted him to fuck me on the couch until his sperm created a baby inside of me, and then I wanted to get a crib and paint some walls canary yellow and put covers on the outlets. Your friends probably killed themselves because of you, you scumbag. But I hadn’t actually thought this through or anything. For instance, I liked cigarettes too much. Nine months without nicotine sounded bleak. I could probably give up drinking for that long, but not both. I’d given up drinking once before and it was easy. Instead of being addicted to drinking you become addicted to not drinking. But it was awfully boring, so I went back to being addicted to drinking. Maybe I’ll kill myself and blame you in my suicide note. No, I’m not going to do that. You should kill yourself! You perverted fuck!>Our baby would be a girl and I’d name her Ruby. Ruby would have my brown hair and his silver-blue eyes. The pregnancy would be draining but rewarding. I’d get Ruby a pet hamster and teach her how to treat it well. We would sit on her bedroom floor together and watch the hamster run through colorful tubes. One day Ruby would absentmindedly leave the cage open and the tiny creature would escape, scampering behind dressers and into the walls until starving to death. She would sob and learn grief. Ruby would get older and edgier, slamming doors and blasting angsty music. She’d make a joke about wanting to kill herself and I’d say, Honey, you can’t say that, we’ve had friends commit suicide. It’s a terrible thing.
>>24920347brb I'm gonna skim Baby Bruise and start a beef with this creature on the social media platform formerly known as twitter
>>24924244You'll just come off as a weak loser because she'll hit you with the "Oh no! Whatever will I do? A lonely, misersble man (incel) on the internet doesn't like my writing!? Say it ain't so."
>>24924247There really is no viable defense against this tactic.
>>24924255It works in a bubble of social consensus. Forcing her to use it against reasoned criticism would go some distance in nullifying the tactic, if you‘re willing to play that game.
>>24924247I just finished Excorism. I'm wondering if this is a writer with stories to tell or just a "here's a bunch of aimless scenes mixed with dull exposition" type writer. But I'm hopeful about the next story, which has another intriguing title.
>>24924259In the end the vast majority of onlookers will simply laugh at you and call you an incel thoughbeit
>>24924260>the next storyI just started it and realized this isn't a short story collection. uh oh
>>24924247>>24924255I know someone who slept with her because he said stuff like that to her on twitter. They ended up dm'ing and hooking up after meeting at a bar. But he's good looking so unless you have that going for you it won't work.
>>24924266I'm in-between chapters and having to take breaks to shitpost. I'm afraid I'm being filtered. It's riddled with useless exposition and the narrative is of middling interest at best. I might as well finish it since it's so short
>>24924240How can you call anyone an incel when your life is as pathetic as this?
legit thought this was a troon until i saw the lack of bulge
>>24924298How is it pathetic? She's a published author and she has a shitload of money and lives in a great city in the best country in the world.
>>24924097Dude how is it that women have all this sex and yet are still more angry at the opposite gender than incels? What a genuinely horrific sampling. Imagine being a stuck up, pissed off bitch in your own internal monologue, absolutely refusing to not get DP'd at every opportunity you can and then writing a mid short story about soft penises.
>>24924302I'm not sure how fulfilling getting plowed by hundreds of dudes in between Lexapro doses is
>>24924335>women have all this sex and yet are still more angry at the opposite gender than incels?They don't want sex anon, they want commitment, that is the ultimate flex in Brooklyn, not to get plowed by some drunk DJ, but to get a man to forsake every other girl just like her and value her alone. I'm a new york anon and women have thrown themselves at me pussy first as if they were fishing.
>>24924302If this is what it takes to get published and make "tons of money" and live in (what is very clearly) a 1 bedroom in NYC I would rather be homeless than deal with humiliation ritual of this being my publicly known work.
>>24924344you know, just for this reply, when we are in charge I'm going to specifically get the obersturmfuhrer overseeing the northeast military administration to arrange for your public disembowelment
>>24924357Looking back I was drunk of my power to fuck mid midwestern girls who just moved to the big city and I knew people that could get me a table at Lucien, I should have just stuck with the one that gave the best head, they grow out of it by 28 and move back to Ohio.
got 'em
>>24924357kek
>>24924344If they wanted commitment, shouldn't they not have sex with every man they meet when they’re drunk? Surely being more selective in where they find their men, and waiting a bit before agreeing to having sex with them, would yield better results
>>24924357the incels? in charge of anything? KEK, they should just fuck each other.
>>24924247Does anyone like her writing though? It's so bad I think even the most performative, spineless people in the world might still be at the very least unenthusiastic to crack open her bullshit. She is a rich jewess living in NYC whose mommy or daddy makes sure she gets the accolades she needs in order to be accepted by the next step along her journey. A failing upward trend not seen since jeffy ep but this time it's a woke retarded ass bitch.
>>24924342Her choice. You don't have any of that so you can't even make the stupid choice.
> Then, I came across a tweet from someone who has been hating on me for years calling me an idiot and expressing jealousy that I was on a literary reading lineup with Geoff Rickly and Richard Hell (I also questioned how worthy I was of that honor many times). When I responded to it, I was called “a dog with one trick (writing bad autofiction about fucking older men).” Over a hundred people liked it and I didn’t know that many people felt that way about me.
>>24924350I wouldn't, I would do literally anything to live in New York and have enough money to fuck around and have a "career" like this in any bullshit "art" field. But this will never be offered to me.
>>24924381In the hyper niche world of hipster art scenes like Dimes Square or Bushwick Brooklyn they will get ignored or be considered frigid if they don't fuck immediate and often. The men will simply move on to the women that will.
>>24924408Why not just move there and figure it out? you'll live in a shitty dangerous neighborhood with 6 roomates to keep rent cheap, but just get a job art handling in Chelsea and have enough personality to fuck a galerina. I know plenty who did.
>>24924414Sounds great, how do I immigrate on the basis of an "art handling job in Chelsea" that I don't have, whatever that even is? Where does a White European sign up for the US?
>>24924416Fuck off we're full
>>24924420Of shit, yeah. Isn't that the entire issue.
>>24924416Too bad Kamala lost, you could have just walked over the Mexican Border with all the African men who are now selling fake Rolex watches on Canal street. White Euro anon who smokes and is LIT? you'd be elbow deep in pussy if you ever made it over.
>>24924416Is art handling a real job or more of a charitable nepo role?
>>24924404I lived in NY for a few years and banged some art hoes. It honestly was hardly any funner than just not getting laid
>>24924411I see the problem, maybe she should transition into the /lit/ sphere instead of hipster spaces, some of the anons in this thread seem quite willing to commit
>>24924438She would be disgusted at the mere thought of fucking some 4chan chud.
>>24924433Sounds like the latter to me, which is why it's funny that the other anon thinks you can just "get it" somehow. The entire problem is that, not being part of any of the clans, I am not eligible for such a free money bullshit position.
>>24924441She seems to exhibit visceral disgust towards most men regardless of social standing, if anything she would probably derive a weird joy from fucking a /lit/cel twink.
>>24924239>>24924225>You will never be a womanTrue, happy being a man :)The obsessive autistic hobbyists ITT are more likely to be trannies (AGP) than anyone else, lmao. Keep worshipping a woman that has single mom tits, though (but childless lol).You simps make me sick. I bet no one here has even read a word she has written.
>>24920374based & correct-pilled.I want art created by freaks wholly consumed by their love of literature, not the self-indulgent """ironic""" hedonists who need to pad their work with thirst traps.>oh but she is a freak look at her weird fetish stuffUnanimous applause rings out, and the glass jitters in their frames, shaking the outside brooklyn sky at this poor artist's bravery, wresting her tortured sexuality! Truly no kindred doc martin'd sole will walk ere these walls again!!Just post the of link and go.
>>24920347>woman writes about "grief"
>>24924586>He doesn't understand life yet>Maybe never will.You pampered pussy.
>>24924596>You pampered pussy.like 99% of women LOL
>>24920347>>24920350are either of these girls books good? never heard of either of them
>>24924681Judging by the excerpts we got of Chelosky both are so hilariously bad, even in the context of feminist pop literature, that they are posted here as a sort of sardonic grumble to engagement bait the sub 130 iq crowd.
>>24921399this photo was taken by a man. most likely the one who is haveing sexual intercourse with her.
>>24924406What's the source for this? Which book or short story?
Good morning Chelosky heads :)
>The Catholic by Danielle Chelosky>On our second date, I accidentally black out. I drank too much on the first date and puked in his toilet while he held my hair back and kissed my shoulder. He said he liked that I was crazy. I think he likes it a little bit less now, now that I am feral, begging him to fuck me on the couch even though his roommate could walk through the front door at any second, tearing apart a magazine cover that displays the face of a writer who broke my heart eight days ago, blabbering about a shooting that happened at an Amish school in 2006 (ten girls shot, execution-style, against a chalkboard). He fucks me like a dog at the foot of the bed, because otherwise the frame will squeak into oblivion. He spits on me and pulls my hair like I ask him to. I ride his face. We give each other head at the same time. In missionary my teeth sink into his arm; when I’m on top I bite his neck, close to devouring him. At some point we finally fall asleep.>He told me, after we had sex six days before, that it was his first time in two years. I’d heard things about him before we met. A couple of weeks ago, a girl was talking about him behind me on the line for the bathroom at a literary reading, saying he was negging her. There were some passionate but vague tweets about him being a creep but they were always deleted. We met at a bar after he accepted my short story for his online literary magazine. He drank seltzer with bitters and asked why I agreed to see him, like I’d gotten myself into trouble. I didn’t say the truth, that I’d had my heart broken two days before by a writer, and I figured the best way to get over a writer is to get under another one.>I wake up and we fold into each other again in the morning light, dazed. I call him daddy. He comes on my tits. He’s twelve years older than me, thirty-six, which I think might be the perfect age for a man. On the couch last night he came inside me and apologized when I said I hadn’t wanted him to do that. Now we’re talking excitedly about our hypothetical baby. We’re talking about his friend’s birthday party he’s taking me to next weekend. I say I’m nervous; I hate socializing with writers.>Last night he gave me his first novel with an inscription on the first page. I published this when I was 27 but it took about four years for my groupies to find me. Never give up. Never kill yourself. As long as you’re writing and publishing there will always be freaks who love and hate you. Some of them will even go down on you. He handed me his copy of my book along with a pen, and I drunkenly scrawled silly smut, basically illegible. He told me he was going to review it, and I made jokes about sitting under his desk as he typed the article, writing it with my mouth.
>>24924866>I say I want to go home. I don’t know what time it is. Probably eight. I like to run away in the mornings and spend the hangover alone in bed. Strangely I don’t have a headache. I just feel like I’ve lost all of my brain cells, like if I keep drinking like this my life will morph into one big blur. I should probably have a desire to prevent that from happening. He starts yelling at me. You use me for sex and free drinks, he says, you get wasted and you leave a big mess that I have to clean up, and a mess in my head. You rip up my roommate’s magazine, he says, and you throw up and I hold your hair back. Why won’t you get breakfast with me, he says. There’s a pause because I’m just staring at him, speechless, frozen; it has been a while since a man has yelled at me, and I forgot how terrible it feels. I stutter, amorphous sounds leaving my lips. What? he says. I’m trying to formulate my thoughts, I say. I say that sometimes being around people makes me anxious. Okay, so you don’t want to get to know me then, he says, yelling still, this isn’t going to work out. We can’t just fuck all night and that’s it. That’s not good for me. I feel empty after. I say I know, I feel the same way, I want more than just fucking. Okay, well, show me then, he says.>He says maybe we can make it work. I don’t know why I’m going along with it. I have the urge to convince him that we can figure this out if only for the sake of not feeling abandoned. I also just want to leave. This feels never-ending and torturous. He’s talking softly now, talking about how maybe he shouldn’t bring me to his friend’s party next weekend, maybe we should take things slow. It feels like I’m losing privileges. He keeps talking and I’m getting bored of it all, I’m hungry and in need of a bagel, I’m hitting my vape while he’s being vulnerable, I’m suppressing laughter because I always have the impulse to giggle at inappropriate times, like at funerals. But externally I’m holding his hand, caressing his face, kissing him on the cheek, comforting him and reassuring him like a loving girlfriend, playing the role I need to in order to safely escape this moment. Maybe I’m touching him sweetly because I know it’s the last time. I don’t think you’ve ever been loved the right way before, he says, and you’re scared. You’ve never met anyone like me before, he says.>He begins talking about how Catholicism is a big part of his life. He says he went to confession after we had sex last week to ask God for forgiveness. He says that before me he tried meeting people at church. He goes every Sunday. He’s been including me in his prayers, he’s been talking to God about me. He doesn’t want to sin. He wants to be good. Do I understand that?
>>24924866>>24924867Yawn
>>24924404>her choice Yeah, and it's pathetic.
Give me fabulous /lit/ vamp like this rather:>>>/gif/29904254
>>24920420It's genuinely better to have no tits than to have pancake tits. This slampig is gross.
>>24924915I had a great first date with a girl once. She had no tits though. And then at the end of the first date she said, "Haha just a hug this time :)" So the next day I texted her it was fun but I didn't see a future with us together. I could tell I may have hurt her because we did have a really good date and her sister was blowing up her phone because she was supposed to have returned from the date hours ago. She said "Lol my sister just can't comprehend that a date can last more than an hour. I honestly wasn't expecting our dinner date to last over 3 hours :)))"I feel bad about it still, but she had no tits. If she had Danielle Chelosky tits, I'd probably be in a solid relationship right now. But it's probably because of the fact that she had not tits that she even considered me as a viable partner in the first place. If she had tits, she could do better than me :(
>>24922203>very IndianSaid the anon exposed by his own captcha as a jeet
I just bought her two most recent books. Pray for me anons. I am down bad. I just spent $45 on Danielle Chelosky and I won't ever see her naked breasts :(
>>24922797Brother she looks like a passable tranny
>>24925268So, a woman?
>>24924365she ignored you and retweeted someone praising her new novel instead
>>24920350Is she a midge
>>24920350just make another honor thread. jesus
>>24925424She mogs Chelosky.
>>24922727He was a lazy alcohol man though
DANIELLE CHELOSKY — Rich>While my lover was away on a business trip in Paris, I forgot he existed. I accidentally became a new person. He was only gone for a month. A week in, my mother died. While going through her things, I discovered a diamond encrusted necklace; I spent a lot of money to determine its worth. Millions, it turned out.>I quit my job. I dined in the finest establishments in New York City. Establishments so fine I’d never heard of them. I had to hire someone to inform me on luxury. Luxury had never interested me until I stumbled upon access to it. Luckily luxury was the job of some people and it didn’t take a lot of money to have them teach you. I met Will at a restaurant with kaleidoscopic chandeliers, excessive amounts of caviar, mosaics of mirrors that reflected off each other into oblivion, and a speakeasy in the basement. Will looked a bit like Bill Murray in Lost in Translation and told me he was going through a divorce. His wife was having a psychotic episode and he’d wake up to her punching the walls rhythmically. She said if he had her institutionalized she’d kill him and he believed her. He was running out of paintings to cover the holes with.>Will and I drank alone in the speakeasy until there was no liquor left. For some reason, I felt a creeping envy of his wife, of her insanity. I wondered if I would be boring to him. A pang of hope told me the newfound wealth would drive me crazy. That’s the cliché, isn’t it—the rich always lose their minds. Maybe then I would be enough for Will. I could be worse than his wife. I could adopt a dog and kick it down the stairs. I could take a hammer and hit it against my head. I could boil a pot of water and pour it on my face.>My lover came back from Paris and showed up at my door early on a weekend. I was hungover and asked him how he found my new address. He said he cheated on me in Paris, but I knew he was lying in a pathetic yet endearing attempt to arouse jealousy in me. The only reason it worked was due to the alcohol withdrawal making my body throb and magnifying my emotions. We went to bed and it was like old times. When he was gone I looked on my phone at apartments in different cities, different countries. Will found me one in Amsterdam with high ceilings and stained glass windows and we went together.>But it was beautiful. There was peace in the streets. There was contentment in the air. Everyone seemed to smile at me. Every book seemed to be the best. Every song the catchiest. Life in high definition. Will kissed me with a passion that splintered the world. I became aware that I would never die. I stood on the tracks and the train shot right through me. Only slightly disappointed, I walked away unscathed and met Will at a café afterward. He said I was glowing.
>>24925497And she was standing, the crosstie slamming under the converse and the Jewess grinning hideously over her iced Americana. Towering over her shadow is the Jewess and she is clothed with no bra, her big feet dead and standing and now in zerotime and bowing to no patriarchy, huge and pale and hairfull, like an enormous teenager. Trains go through her, she says. She says she'll never die.
shes so perfect brehs
>>24925430Honor get back to writing my second book
>>24925538best thing in this thread
>>24925497>filthy rich parents with one piece of jewelry alone valued at millions of dollars>I never knew luxurySure Danielle
>>24925796It's auto-fiction.
>>24925497Her prose style feels like waltzing with clogs on.
>>24920448Someone with a room this clean and hopics this derivative isn’t writing anything worth reading
this bitch is ugly as fuck and her writing sucks
>>24925941That's mean.
>>24925952the truth isn't always nice
>>24925955Well, I wouldn't say she's ugly.
>>24924866Modern women are so depraved it’s not even funny. There is such a thing as well-written and entertaining erotica, but this can’t simply be supplemented by just throwing the word “fuck” everywhere through use of a thin love interest who beats and spits and pulls hair and dominates. Though I suppose for the female this suffices to open the gates and let the honey flow. It’s a low bar.
>>24925497I hate women so much it’s unreal
>>24925960she looks like a man, she looks like she needs to get up early to shave her 5 o'clock shadow before her makeup routine. posting her mournful flapjacks on the internet is almost like a reminder to everyone that she is indeed a female.guess that's all you need to pull the freakiest sex imaginable every day anymore. shit confounds me.
>>24924408>I would do literally anything to live in New Yorkwhy do flyovers and eurotrash always say this? ny is a shit hole you visit for a week to see the museums and an off-broadway in the village if you're a pretentious liberal
>>24925960Bad taste. I never even heard of her before this thread but the few things posted here of her writing reads the same as i'd imagine her BO would smell. raise your standards nigga. Nothing wrong with a homey looking woman, but Christ Almighty this bitch REEKS
>>24926001Shan't. She looks fine.
>>24926003Book an appointment with an optometrist stat
>>24925402Makes sense, she doesn't seem to be creative enough to engage on my level
>>24926001The worst part is, just like her writing, she think it's worth flaunting on the internet.It's not necessarily the fact she looks like a goblin, it's that she has the ego to think her lich-like features are something worth celebration and attention.It's not necessarily the fact she writes like a middle schooler, it's that she has the ego to think her toddler-like ability is something worth celebration and attention.It's like pottery, it rhymes. Bravo.
>>24926024I’d take guilty-pleasure smut literature from eithera) an anonymous or semi-anonymous authoress who barely shows her face or at the very least tries to remain somewhat private in the matters of her personal life, orb) a very “traditional” woman who has a mostly puritan way of public life outside of her literature and who surprises you by offering such risqué readingIt’s off-putting and disgusting to see the combo of “I write about le feral sex and also pose like a whore for the camera”
>>24925984Not as much as they hate you.
>>24926042Or as much as you hate yourself.
>>24926047trvth
>>24920922She's hot. What are the retards in this thread saying? How addicted to porn are you to say otherwise? Plus I have a gf so it's not like being an incel has lowered my standards. In fact it seems that the more incel you are the higher your standards are, in order to convince yourself that the women you are not able to fuck are not worth it anyway.
>>24926058Is your girlfriend ugly, too?
>>24926058Take a look at her face next time, champ.
>>24926058I could never humanly muse over a woman with a waist larger than my own and if her waist is your size chump you need to cut up on shit. She's so fucking chubby it hurts
>>24926073Does it hurt you in your throbbing penis? That's called a boner.
>>24926069>>24926072>>24926073KEK, three replies in five minutes. These are numbers that I don't achieve with my high quality posts in other non shitty threads (not the case of this). It looks like I triggered something in you. Yes, she's hot and I say it unapologetically. Her face is mid but her body is nice, so she's hot and above average.
shes a jewenough said
>>24926079Just a bit of banter, sorry for being mean. At least you’re happy.
>>24925538
>>24926129Adam Friedland with long hair
>>24925971>honeyGood morrow my fellow Anaïs Nin reader! Danielle is also an acolyte, but she seems to have misremembered what makes Anaïs' erotica so great.
>>24926102ummmm she's italian, chudher grandfather immigrated after the war (she doesn't know which one albeit)
>>24920374i've thought about this. I cant imagine old writers or even female ones posting selfies fo themselves. Something about taking a picture of yourself half naked in the mirror says you shouldn't be listened to when it comes to certain things . But who knows, maybe Kant would post selfies on his instagram if he had one
>>24926805>I cant imagine old writers or even female ones posting selfies fo themselves. Something about taking a picture of yourself half naked in the mirror says you shouldn't be listened to when it comes to certain thingsPretty much every female author/artist/whatever whored herself, had nudes when it was possible, etc. Dude literally everyone in the 20th century was in various kinds of poly orgies and shit if they were in any kind of a culture circle. That's why today you can see Germaine Greer's hairy cunt and asshole in high resolution for example.
>>24926278Many an Italian named Chelosky, hmmmm, very Italian name.
>>24926805>shouldn’t be listened to>KantYea, exactly
>>24926058>In fact it seems that the more incel you are the higher your standards areThe opposite is true for me and I have always had access to beautiful women.
>>24926982It was originally spelled Celloschi, but you know, Ellis Island and all
I have been thinking about this thread for the last two days. I have come to the conclusion that she writes as I imagine someone with no inner monologue writes. In that, her inane/quirky thoughts when put to paper seem to her as novel and exciting enough to be worth sharing.
>>24927342Elaborate how a lack of inner monologue leads to her (or anyone) thinking that ‘inane’ thoughts seem novel. Also where do these thoughts come from, if not from inner monologue?
>>24927355>Elaborate how a lack of inner monologue leads to her (or anyone) thinking that ‘inane’ thoughts seem novel.???>Also where do these thoughts come from, if not from inner monologue?Thoughts don't just include words like an inner conversation with oneself. I assume like other lower order individuals she might think in images or feelings. She might just sit with her phone in her hand, notes app open and talk aloud as she masterbates with one hand and transcribes with the other. The point is her ideas are so shallow and base level that anyone who does have an inner monolgue would be embarassed to share them aloud, let alone in print.
>>24927355I don't know about the first part of what that anon said, but I feel like when someone can't coherently think through their thoughts with an inner monologue they just write allusions to things they have absorbed in a very basic manner.
>>24920559ooooooh hairy beaver
>>24927342>she writes as I imagine someone with no inner monologue writesPeople without a mental monologue have a closer connection with the Divine. She definitely has a mental monologue, just non-verbalized.
>>24927410Elaborate.
Rapture by Danielle Chelosky>After graduating from college, Lacey worked remotely in a church that had recently been converted into a coworking space. It was at the top of a hill, its white steeple like an antenna connecting to WiFi. It was the space’s first summer since the transformation and the air conditioning was acting all wonky. Lacey imagined it was God punishing them for ruining His place of worship. But she assumed He probably had better things to do than torture her while she worked. She was a social media manager for a hard seltzer brand that she couldn’t drink without throwing up. Every day she interacted with posts people had made about the beverage. She only got in trouble once when she retweeted a picture of friends posing with the drink and it turned out they were all underage. In a quick Zoom meeting, her boss asked her to be more vigilant, and she nodded obediently, imagining herself as a digital bouncer carding social media users.>Sometimes Drew, the twenty-three-year-old graphic designer for a skateboard company, would roll his chair across the room to her desk and generously fan her with a big book. Anything from Knausgaard’s My Struggle to David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest. She wondered if he purchased these gigantic opuses just to provide a big breeze for her. He was never reading, only ever listening to music in big headphones and bobbing his head to the beat while deep in an Adobe Photoshop trance. When she walked the few blocks to the building every morning, she could hear the wheels of his skateboard gliding against the pavement in the distance, unless it was a vague hallucination.>Lacey lived with her boyfriend Brett. Brett was thirty-one working at the local CVS. He wanted to be a musician. For years he’d been uploading videos of himself strumming an acoustic guitar and singing sappy love songs he’d written. They never gained any traction. She’d tried to tell him that people didn’t get viral from YouTube anymore. But he refused to use any other platform because he thought they were all controlled by demonic forces. For some reason—nostalgia, Lacey guessed—YouTube was not evil. Brett was also convinced self-checkout was evil. It was not that he necessarily enjoyed helping people check out at the cash register, but that he was tired of the rejection of customers passing by him without even paying him as much as a glance as they headed straight to a machine whose digitized voice drove Brett closer to insanity every day.
>>24927466>Brett was a sensitive soul. Lacey accompanied him on rides to his DBT therapy and then sat in the car for the forty-five minutes. His therapist was a woman named Gina who was a punk back in the ’80s. Brett would gush about how cool she was. Lacey imagined a lady with spiky, box-dyed red hair and a plaid skirt and smoky eye makeup. While Lacey waited in the passenger seat during Brett’s sessions, she’d imagine this edgy rock chick unzipping his jeans and sucking his cock. The toxic daydreams were so intense it made her feel like maybe she needed therapy too.>Sometimes when Brett was away at work, Lacey jerked off to porn in the living room. She put it on the cracked widescreen TV and felt ecstatically exposed. Her favorite video was one of a girl getting fucked during a Zoom meeting. She didn’t try to hide that she was being fucked; she moaned, she bit her lip, her eyes communicating the ache of pleasure. Yes, Lacey thought, that is me, that is me getting fucked during a Zoom meeting, so fucking horny that I don’t care that all my colleagues see me, that my boss sees me, I’m getting fucked in front of them all because I’m a slut, everyone knows I’m such a slut. And then she would come.>Brett said he was making progress with therapy. Unearthing repressed trauma. He wouldn’t reveal what it was about. She just knew he had been a troubled teenager and his dad wouldn’t put up with it. She knew that his childhood bedroom had holes in the walls. But she knew nothing else. If she did know, would it help anything? She barely knew anything about her own trauma. Some nights, though, she was awakened in the middle of the night to his groans, which would escalate into shouts. Never words, just noises, disturbing in their shapelessness. She would attempt to embrace him and provide comfort but he would push her off, aggressive in his slumber. >They were rarely intimate anymore. The passion of their three-year relationship had dissolved. Their love was no longer indulgent like romantic love between partners, but rather stale and matter-of-fact like familial love. Sometimes when she looked at him his face resembled that of her brother, whom she hadn’t spoken to in almost a decade.
>>24927467>The heat was getting worse. Eventually the AC wasn’t working at all. One August day Lacey and Drew were the only ones to show up. They opened their laptops and sent a message in their Slack chats as a way of clocking in. Lacey’s boss asked her to prepare posts for the announcement of the new strawberry flavor at noon. Lacey replied with a thumbs-up emoticon. Then music blared from Drew’s speakers. He was playing Yung Lean. He got up and started dancing and clumsily rapping along. Lacey laughed and awkwardly pretended to type on her laptop. He swayed over to her and held a hand out. She was relieved he reached out to her instead of her having to make the decision of whether or not to join him. His hands were transferring sweat onto hers. Her hair was getting frizzier, giving her a halo. She didn’t know the lyrics to the song so she just mumbled under her breath vaguely to the flow of the words. He twirled her in circles until she was dizzy.>In the winter, Lacey cheated on Brett for the first and only time with a forty-five-year-old man who had been a mainstay at the coworking space. She didn’t know exactly what he did, but he was always clad in a black suit despite never having any video meetings and everyone was always weirded out by it because it felt like he was dressed for a funeral. But he would occasionally bring donuts for everybody and would always fix the heating system when it was broken. One day they’d both worked late and Lacey crawled over to him on all fours. He struggled for a minute to remove his black dress pants, almost tripping over himself with eagerness. Neither of them said anything. While she sucked his disappointingly sized dick, he looked at her with crazed eyes and would not stop talking. “You’re so good, baby, yes, yes, that’s amazing, wow, holy shit, oh my God.” She wanted to cry because it was not at all sexy. She regretted it as it was happening but she couldn’t back out now. When his salty sperm filled her mouth, she was finally free and certain she would never cheat again. He never returned to the coworking space, and the winter was cold and everyone wore several jackets and even brought blankets.>As Drew riskily placed his hands on Lacey’s hips, Lacey’s phone shrieked out with a phone call. Lacey withdrew. An unknown number stared back at her. For a moment she wondered if it was God. This was His home after all. But it was not God, it was Brett calling from jail to say he’d been arrested for stealing drugs from the pharmacy at his job for months. The bail was thousands of dollars that Lacey didn’t have. But she wasn’t thinking about the bail, she was thinking about her pathetic obliviousness. How had she not noticed? He was always so sleepy, she often wondered where his spirit had gone, and she chalked it up to life, the drowsiness that came with getting older and marching toward death. When would her eyes open?
>>24927468>Suddenly the unbearable heat hit her and sent her into a frenzy. Her pores clogged with sweat and she struggled to breathe. Drew turned off the music and Lacey’s laptop kept dinging with Slack messages. Drew was trying to instruct her to inhale for five seconds but she pushed him away and heaved. Then the fluorescents on the ceiling started to flicker. An inexplicable, rabid gust of wind blew open the door and shattered the windows. It picked Lacey up and sent her flying into the sky. From there she could see Brett slumped on the floor of his cell in defeat, she could see his therapist masturbating in her office to videos of strangers fucking on the bus while fellow passengers watched, she could see her boss in Los Angeles freaking out as the clock struck twelve and no announcement for the strawberry flavor went up. She could see everything, yet still she didn’t know anything. But as long as Lacey stayed there, floating in the cool stratosphere, everything would be fine.
>>24927466>>24927467>>24927468>>24927470This one is actually good. When she isn't writing autofiction, she's a decent writer. She should do more stuff like this, and then she might approach Honor Levy's level. Hell, she may even do more stuff like this. I'm willing to check out her novels now. If they're like this story, I have good hopes for Danielle Chelosky's future as a writer.
>>24927466>>24927467>>24927468>>24927470At least smut has the redeemable quality that I can jerk off to it, this only had one sad blowjob scene. What a waste of my time.
>>24927466>It was at the top of a hill, its white steeple like an antenna connecting to WiFi.This bitch is so dumb hahahah
>>24927571post manuscript
>>24927571>n-no wifi doesn't use to antennasdumb virgin
>>24927585I don’t mean that she has a misunderstanding of technology, I mean that her writing just sucks ass
>>24927594It's actually good writing. You're just really low IQ. Do you know why churches have steeples? It's meant to be a symbol of reaching out towards God, becoming closer to God. In Danielle's story, the church has been repurposed as communal office for random work-from-home employees. So what does the steeple represent now in this new context? It's a symbol for the internet connectivity that is now the main function of the building.You really are fucking dumb as shit. I can't believe you think you have the mental faculties to recognize good writing when you couldn't even parse this simple metaphor.I leave you with this photo of Danielle out of pity.
>>24927602>metaphorWow you really are retarded
>>24927602That does NOT look like a cool house to hang out at.
>>24927603>he thinks similes are disjoint from metaphorsNigger the set of all similes is strictly contained within the set of all metaphors. Every one still reading this thread is watching your IQ drop in real-time.
>>24927612You aren't changing the fact that her slop reads like a high school fanfic and that her similes are introductory at best. Maybe if you keep simping hard enough though she might stumble upon this thread and undress for you
>>24927618>introductory simile>failed to parse it despite claiming to have "taste" and the ability to determine what is good writingYou're not painting the picture you seem to think you are. I suggest letting it go, or if you can't control yourself, actually critique her writing by analyzing it.
>>24927624She writes like a dumb bitch.
>>24927624I’m not trying to paint a picture, I just stumbled upon someone else’s paint set spilled all over the floor and a bunch of horny simps pointing at it calling it “fine art”
>>24927626She's hot though. And she has big titties.
>>24927680She has grim flapjacks. Get some standards incel.
>>24927683post body
>>24927481kys
>>24927683
>>24927733>turned the cigarette specifically so we could see the hipster brandwhat a stinky, and curated hole
>>24927733Performance female. Does anyone have suggestions for a young female writer who isn’t a garish attention seeker?
>>24927761Yeah just fuck your way to the top behind the scenes.
>>24927764Or write YA novels that catch fire and sell like hot cakes.
Dansmells Chefartsky
>>24927749>no you can't smoke American Spirits because I said so!
>>24927813>the cost of American Spirits in NYC is about $18 bucksDaddy's money sluts are peak consoomers. She will never create anything of artistic worth.
>>24927821post manuscript
>>24927602>In Danielle's story, the church has been repurposed as a communal office>no you don't get it the steeple is now wifi for the communal open office work spaces! >>24927466>Sometimes Drew, the twenty-three-year-old graphic designer for a skateboard company, would roll his chair across the room to her desk and generously fan her with a big bookI almost admire how little she attempts to hide her egotism
>>24928032She's rich, has no responsibilities, and her life is a endless party. Why wouldn't she be a shameless egotist?
>>24928047it's a bit hollow considering what she produces is all
danielle heads we eatin good
>>24928063I wouldn't call myself a Danielle head, but I would like head from Danielle.
This girl is so fucking stupid. Have met her once, and couldn't wait to get away from her, just talks at you. Psycho. Also lives at home with her mom LOL. Her writing is so bad, and her friends talk shit about her behind her back
>>24928115What do they say about her?
>>24928115Calm down, Honor.
>>24928126You treat our queen with some respect.
>>24928130I totally clocked her tea though twin.
>>24928063We don't talk like that here
>>24928189HIVEMIND HIVEMIND HIVEMIND REDDIT 9GAG BE LIKE ME BE LIKE ME HIVEMIND FOR YOU ISHYGDDT R/THEDONALD IMMIGRANTS RUINED 4CHAN HIVEMIND HIVEMIND REDDIT REDDIT
>>24928195
Are there any old pics of her with hairy forearms where she didn't wax/laser yet?
she seems like a less intelligent marie calloway
>>24928115I can fix her
Wish there were trans girl literature girls they dont exist
>>24928115I was already in love with her but this just sealed the deal. Danielle, I love you. I can be your dog in the corner. I will light your cigarette.
>>24928406Wait just kidding, YIKES
>>24928472The perfect woman doesn't exi–
>>24928477Certainly nowhere in that photo
>>24928472Her big steeples, like a geekbar connected to WiFi.
>>24928481>>24928478kiss it
Anika Jade Levy and Honor are so much better than this hack writer
>>24928567>Anika Jade Levy
>>24928567>Anika Jade LevyShe has Dakota Johnson levels of sexo energy
>>24928627Dakota Johnson seems like a dork.
Notice how this thread hit bump limit within a few days while the Honor thread had to bumped weeks..
>>24929416*had to be bumped for
>>24929416Also notice how this thread contains actual samples of Danielle's writings...whereas the only thing that ever gets posted in Honor threads are the opening sentences of "Love Story", her short story written entirely in meme phrases and in internet slang
>>24929654Well, Honor's writing is better even if there is less of it.
>>24929416>>24929654>>24929809I think it had something to do with the fat milkers
>>24929840Well, Honor's milkers are nicer even if there is less of them.
>>24929843Danielle has amazing titties. I would love to suckle on them for hours.
>>24929965The sexual gratification you would get from having weird sex with this woman is nowhere near worth it relative to the psychological torment she would put you through.
>>24930255What psychological torment? You fuck her and never see her again, just the way she was tricked into liking.
>>24930257Then why even bother with her? If you want to participate in the system that created such beautiful excerpts as: >Brett was a sensitive soul. Lacey accompanied him on rides to his DBT therapy and then sat in the car for the forty-five minutes. His therapist was a woman named Gina who was a punk back in the ’80s. Brett would gush about how cool she was. Lacey imagined a lady with spiky, box-dyed red hair and a plaid skirt and smoky eye makeup.or>I think he likes it a little bit less now, now that I am feral, begging him to fuck me on the couch even though his roommate could walk through the front door at any secondYou could certainly go with someone more attractive.
>>24930271>why bother She'd be easy.
>>24924866>>24924867damn, women are boring as hell if this is the best they can do
>>24930361Danielle Chelosky is all women.
>>24930255>the psychological torment she would subject you toYou don't understand. That is exactly what I'm after.
