Now that the dust has finally settled, what the hell went wrong with Alypus' first sexual encounter that he forsook and found natural aversion to such acts.Did he cum prematurely, did the lady laugh at his small member, did he mess up the holes, did she bite too hard his tip?What do you think?
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>>24929430>Alypuswho?
>>24929829Alypius*
>>24929430If you can't cum and hump a chick for too long it gets pretty stale
>>24929430For me I was too nervous as a 20yo virgin, messed up the insertion, panicked and got limp. It pretty much soured me to sex and disillusioned me from the fantasy of ever being normal. Didn't become a prude at least
>>24931858Were you both drunk?
>>24931858Similar to me, but I was drunk and it was actually my second attempt at it and I managed to last for at least a minute compared to zero for the first try. It's been years and I have yet to forgive myself.
>>24929430He was fucking a woman
>>24931858>>24931927Time to become a bishop.
>>24929430Vaginas are inherently satanic