>Finally find a book club in my area>Women-only events
>>24932900Love doggos. Hate felines. Simple as.
>>24932909faggot
>>24932909based
>>24932909r/books is that way
>>24932900Gotta start your own.
>>24932900Why would you bother being in a women's only club? They are probably one of those stupid know-it-all types that won't bother talking about anything outside the latest fad of their bubble.>>24932909That would be literally me.
>>24932979>Why would you bother being in a women's only club? They are probably one of those stupid know-it-all types that won't bother talking about anything outside the latest fad of their bubble.This is what the eyes of the cat are meant to convey.
>>24932900>womens only book club>all trannys
>>24932909Dogs = boysCats = girls
>>24932909Are you Serbian by any chance? faggot
>>24932900Make one for the men, bucko
>>24933179That sounds very gay. I enter book clubs to fuck women. Not to hang around a bunch of hard legs.
>>24933069its actually the opposite. you can tell because femcels get pissed if you suggest they're dogs
>>24932909Dogs love unconditionally, which makes their love worthless. They are a species that has been bred to select for traits which result in the most severe case of Stockholm syndrome in all the animal kingdom. Man’s best friend, indeed. As if they ever had a choice.Cats are at the very least honest, even if they are cunts
>>24933324Cats are boring, dogs are playful. It is simple math.
Dogs are noble and honorable and will fight with their lives to defend their humans. Cats are little chickenshits who will abandon you at the sight of a cucumber on the floor. Easy choice.
>>24933333
>>24933333Quints of divine revelation
>>24933333Well fuck. I’ve always been a cat person but can’t argue with quints of truth
Cats are for poor people in small apartments with landlords that are picky sticklers. Dogs are for people who own land. Simple as.
>>24933333Catniggers btfo
>>24933324>Dogs love unconditionallyNot all dog breeds behave like huskies or retrievers. You don't know this? Are you black?
>>24933354Cats will literally just up and leave for no reason whatsoever. dogs will remain bonded to their owners no matter how abusive they might be. I can’t say I’ve encountered every dog breed to say for sure, but I’ve seen many of them put up with the most horrific conditions imaginable and still not try and run away.
>>24933333HOLY QUINTS I KNEEL
>>24933347Not always the case.
>>24933390Increasingly becoming the case. The norm, even.
>>24933324>i'd rather be friendzoned than have a friendyou sound like a cuck and a faggot
>>24933381QUINTS OF TRUUUUUUUTH>>24933333
>>24933333>dogs are brave>cats are cowardschecks out, see >>24933069
>>24933324>oversized rodent famous for being sneaky, manipulative and conniving>honest
>>24933729That.. creatura is not white.
>>24933333>Cats are little chickenshits who will abandon you at the sight of a cucumber on the floorThey're just like me
>>24932900>Finally find a book club in my area >all they read is porn Would you have preferred this over your situation?
>>24933758Absolutely. Those bitches are fucking.
show up with a box of wine to the event anyway. I bet they're too cowardly and pacifist to tell you it's a woman only event to your face. And if they do, say oh well, guess you'll just take your box of wine over to the cool girls at the hot yoga class.
>>24932909You’re brown
>>24933791You're fat and underaged
>>24933811Neither and I could demolish you and your shit dog
>the burger once again shoehorns race
>>24933815I'll stab you
>>24933833K. Enjoy the bullet in your head.
>>24932909
god every board on this site is /b/ now
>>24933953deal with it faglord
>>24933438>friendzonedWhy do you want to fuck cats?>>24933729>sneaky, manipulative and connivingStop anthropomorphising your pets. If you want to satiate your narcissism, then by all means get a dog.
>>24933849I'll stab you
>>24933333catfaggots eternally assraped lmao
cats are gay
>>24933069Dogs = CatholicCats = Muslim
>>24933939The fact that this is coming from a twitchy, dysfunctional freak like Lovecraft should maybe give you pause for thought. It's always the pale, limp and psychologically deformed who insist on their own aristocracy. Nietzsche speaks of this, albeit unintentionally.
>>24932900My Older sister and mom attends local bookclub. The women-only events allows gay trannies.
>>24932909You angered the toxoplasmosis zombies.
>>24934191This, but doglovers
>>24934198You should blame your parents for being mixed race. Must be tough looking at the mirror.
>>24933941That gentleman's name?
>>24934213So OP still has a chance?
>>24932987The only thing trannys are based for, infiltrating womens spaces and making them feel uncomfortable.
>>24933397I would be inclined to disagree unless you personally live rent free in pet owners houses.
>>24933381WITNESSED
>>24933762Not you though, just Chad
>>24933829>bringing up Americans for no reason Rent free
>>24932909Chad
>>24932900>Women-only eventsDAS RAYCIS
>>24934304You should blame your parents for being a genetic dead-end white trash rodent. Be sure to murder them and everyone you love, for the sake of the species.
>>24934568I don't
>>24934796I just want to murder women. Not OP, btw.
Put on a wig. Problem solved.
>>24934813Then stfu
>>24934866Yes, and if they complain just tell them to respect your pronouns or you'll sue them.
>>24934867Ok
>>24933319That’s a good point
>>24933324That gay shit is from a fucking Adam Sandler movie. KYS
>>24934194>CATholic>Islam (DOGmatic religion)
>>24934198>t. inferior person
>>24934172actual autism
>>24933768chad advice, thank you anon
>>24932909fpbp
>>24933732shes half jewish half cuban and i love her
>>24934860what's stopping you? ethics? police? your own fragile chickenshit ego? bee yourself, anon. i'm sure getting gunned down by some fat pig or getting your head caved in by 8 consecutive curb stomps by stacey's bf will be exactly the kind of life-affirming end to justify your extremely meaningful existence! :^)
>>24934083based burroughs poster thanks for the pic
>>24934198>It's always the pale, limp and psychologically deformed who insist on their own aristocracy.whoa cool it with the raycism. haven't white men been through enough already?
>>24934565really cuz i thought it was locking their clitty, giving them weed and poppers and then going to town on their bussy for hours
>>24933319What's your point? They pissed because they realize the responsibility and implications of being a men/dog. Basically the exactly same situation when "equal pay/opportunity, but non of that coal mining please"
>>24932909>>24933333By far the best posts on /lit/ right now. Many are saying this!
>>24933324You are correct. Dogs are essentially tools. You can appreciate when a tool is good, but it will never enrich you like another person will.Cats offer a taste of the latter.
>>24933354>Are you black?You say this as if blacks are the ones owning retrievers and huskies. They’ve all got pit bulls and shit.Do your racism research.
no dog ever called me the n worddawgs, on the other hand
Bible churches are book clubs in GreekAt best
>>24935638Assume I've already read the Bible
>>24935634I think anon is playing into the old stereotype that blacks hate dogs or vice versa
>>24933953>wahhh raycism and profanity make me le victim wah
>>24935751i'm more talking about the constant offtopic shitposting and shitflinging
>>24935784The janny obviously doesn't give a shit about this board.
>>24933939My cat plays fetch with a corn toy that I bought him.
>>24935751>>24935209Subhuman
>>24935631Of course a utilitarian sociopath with a worldview about as life-affirming as a mass grave would project this hard, this much.
>>24936059I'm not a utilitarian. But dogs have always been bred as tools. Sometimes literally to rotate meat spits.
>>24936240You sound childless. Being selective for any mate, your own or your pet's, doesn't preclude any opportunity for real bonding.
>>24933758Why do you think this is different than his situation?
>>24936254It won't be as fulfilling and genuine as that with a cat is my meaning.I put humanity at the top of this pinnacle. How is that sociopathic? Dog worship is far more misanthropic and sociopathic.
>>24932900Any surreal books about cats?
>>24935179You sound upset. May i suggest therapy?
>>24936378Post your score.
>>24936279>anthropocentristGo to the camps
>>24934295no you are a faggot and a gay
>>24936364Charles mingus' book on potty training
>>24936272In the first situation, he is just refused. In the other, he goes in hopes to finding a book club, to just see a group of porn addicts. Then quits. It's saving time and embarrassment.
>Um you actually see, liking cats is the INTELLECTUAL choice
>>24934216Doesn't it just increase facial symmetry? Is toxoplasmosis really an invasion of the body snatchers type deal? Redpill me on why I shouldn't like cute animals.
>>24933324>worrying about and being suspicious of the sincerity of you pets love!ALERT! SHEOL LEVEL BPDEMON THREAT DETECTED !ALERT!
>>24933939>whips out the laser pointerNo cat is a god.
>>24932909>>24933333Why is it even a dichotomy? >>24933324>Dogs love unconditionallyWHO estimates that about 30000 people are killed by dogs globally each year. It takes effort to train a dog into a safe and useful pet. >They are a species that has been bred to select for traits which result in the most severe case of Stockholm syndrome in all the animal kingdom.>Cats are at the very least honestDomestic cats are factually more inbred than any domesticated dog breeds according to actual genetic studies, with even more severe consequences for their cognition. In any case both animals are neat, cute and should be treated with care. Both animals used to think in a way that is drastically different from humans in the wild and then had their cognitive functions messed up substantially with selective breeding. People who try to project human concepts of love, loyalty or respect on animals are retards who should not be allowed any pets. They are legitimately too dumb to even conceive the idea of an organism that processes information in a fundamentally different way, and instead of at least trying they just use the poor animals as physical extensions of their daddy issues and the like. Pathetic.
>>24939377based mad men poaster
>>24939394the catfag FEARS the power of the laser pointer
