you ever make chatgpt have two philosophers argue with one another? you can even tell it to have them get a little drunk beforehand and have a heated exchange. it's funny.
hee hee
>>24938796Whatever floats your boat bro
>>24938802Korzybski btfo. How will he ever recover?
>>24938796Whatever firms your worm bro
>>24938796## PLATO*slurring, leaning forward* Aristotle… my dear *student*… you have spent your *entire life* trying to escape the Forms.He jabs a finger at ARISTOTLE’s chest.## PLATO (CONT'D)Everything you love—order, classification, logic—comes from *me*. You’re basically a footnote to me. A footnote wearing sandals.ARISTOTLE squints, blinking as if the world keeps shifting one inch to the left.---## ARISTOTLE*blinking slowly, annoyed* Plato… master… with respect…He leans in too close.## ARISTOTLE (CONT'D)Your Forms are nonsense. Pure nonsense. An invisible realm of “perfect chairs” floating in the sky?He lifts his cup, shakes it.## ARISTOTLE (CONT'D)I’ve had a great deal of wine, but not *that* much.PLATO shoots upright, affronted and energized.---## PLATO*excited, waving arms* The chair *in itself*, Aristotle! The TRUE chair! The chair that all chairs PARTICIPATE in!ARISTOTLE snorts, rolling his eyes dramatically.---## ARISTOTLE*mocking tone* “Oh look, a horse participates in the Form of Horseness—”He gestures dismissively.## ARISTOTLE (CONT'D)Plato, a horse participates in *eating grass*. That’s it.PLATO gasps as if stabbed with metaphysical treachery.---SOCRATES, who has been drinking quietly, suddenly perks up. He beams with misplaced wisdom.## SOCRATES*grinning, very drunk* Gentlemen… gentlemen…He spreads his arms like a sage about to deliver a revelation.## SOCRATES (CONT'D)Perhaps we should simply ask: *What is a chair?* Let us examine our ignorance together—PLATO and ARISTOTLE whip their heads toward him.---## PLATO & ARISTOTLE*in unison* NOT NOW, SOCRATES!
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>>24938834>NOT NOW, SOCRATEScue Family Matters laugh track
you should use deepseek instead for this, its actually capable of humor and even politically incorrect topics
