/lit/ - if there were cars in middle-earth, why didn't fro - Literature

Anonymous

12/10/25(Wed)07:52:24 No.24939652

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Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)07:52:24 No.24939652 Archived

if there were cars in middle-earth, why didn't frodo just drive to mordor?

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)09:04:18 No.24939745

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)09:04:18 No.24939745

>>24939652
The road is too risky. Everyone will see you from miles away.
You can't drive in a forest either.

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)09:13:59 No.24939765

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)09:13:59 No.24939765

>>24939652
There were cars in ancient times too. It's literally a synonym for chariot.

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)09:19:42 No.24939781

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)09:19:42 No.24939781

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>>24939652
>This is your LotR on UK English

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)09:22:10 No.24939797

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)09:22:10 No.24939797

>>24939745
you can drive around the forest

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)09:22:37 No.24939799

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)09:22:37 No.24939799

>>24939652
He lost his license from too many DWIs

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)10:09:47 No.24939884

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)10:09:47 No.24939884

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>>24939652
All the highways in Middle-Earth were one-line and one-way only due to Gondors tax policies. And the one to Mordor was occupied by the Grond. So there was no passing by.

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)10:18:31 No.24939903

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)10:18:31 No.24939903

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>I will take the Ring to Mordor, though I do not know the way.
>Just chuck 'er in the ute.

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)16:09:22 No.24940724

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)16:09:22 No.24940724

>>24939652
It was a British van, so would have broken down before they left the shire.

Anonymous
12/10/25(Wed)16:10:23 No.24940728

Anonymous 12/10/25(Wed)16:10:23 No.24940728

>>24939652
Hobbits little legs wouldnt reach the pedals.