Which female author would you choose to suck your dick?For me it's this Bronte. I reckon she'd be a good suck. I dunno which one it is. I've never read any of this bitch's books, but if this engraving is anything to go by...
>>24940177Indian simp thread
>>24940182Do not redeem the WHITE knight. This is pajeet country now
>>24940177whichever one looks cutest as a 12yo
>>24940177categorically NONE of the brontes
>>24940177Disgusting pornsick thread and normal (non-prostitute) women did not perform that sodomitical act before the (((sexual revolution))).
>>24940213the mouf of the one the the right doe
>>24940218The ancient Egyptians literally believed a woman could be impregnated through her mouth.And don't get me started on what the Romans got up to for fun.
>>24940417Whichever one is willing to get off social media and quit pretending to be a careerman so she can stay home and raise our kids.
>>24940210here we go again
>>24940433>the Romanswith whores. Nothing more shameful than a woman or man of class to be a fellator.And no, idc what the jeets did.
>>24940218But we're living after the sexual revolution, and now you're the weird one for being overly prudish and using words like "sodomitical" with absolutely no sense of irony. I know it sucks that you were "born too late" or any of the other platitudes you tell yourself, but you live in the world that is, not the world that was or the world you wish could be.
>>24940218>Guys have NEVER talked about getting their dick sucked>This NEVER happened before internet porn
>>24940177Danielle Chelosky
>>24940218underaged virgin
>>24940618That's right, the Romans exclusively had sex in the missionary position for purposes of procreation.And "fellatio" is in no way a Latin word. It was invented by hippies and liberals in the 1960s.
>>24940417women don't date down economically so the top half is unironically harder to get a date with
>>24940831What if the state forces them to?
>>24940928Then I'm a househusband. 300k p/y are you kidding
>>24940928The state is not going to intervene so you can get a wife incel. I'm sorry but your subpar genes die with you.
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>>24940831they do if you're not ugly and have redeeming qualities. my last ex had a fake CS job and made double what I make doing blue collar shit
>>24940417bottom for sure. My last ex was stupid as fuck and it was fire
>>24940935Okay raping someone it is then. First stop: your mom's house
>>24941828per capita
Clarice Lispector looks like she would give good head.
>femaleok never mind then
Does /our/ Hyperborean queen count?
>>24940177ayn rand, she would tell herself that the fact that im in a position to get a blowjob from her implies that she ought to do it as well as possible
>>24942502Fake post.
>>24940584Which is ironically found in the top half
>>24940417If you've read The Passenger/Stella Maris then you already know the women on top are fucking crazy.
>>24940177Some whore author. There were plenty of them.
>>24940592Doesn't count, she never wrote anything.
>>24943175Definitely her.