alice in wonderland
>>24940688Alice causes this reaction, not quite what I'm looking for
>>24940703well good luck in your search down the rabbit hole
The Cugel booksAfter four miles the road angled up to a gray plain studded at intervals with twelve-foot pillars of gray stone. Cugel found a large pebble, and placing his right hand on his buttock made a profound salute to the object. He scratched upon it a sign somewhat similar to that drawn for him by Erwig and intoned: “I commend this pebble to the attention of Wiulio! I request that it protect me across this dismal plain!” He scrutinized the landscape, but aside from the sarsens and the long black shadows laid by the red morning sun, he discovered nothing worthy of attention, and thankfully set off along the track. He had traveled no more than a hundred yards when he felt a presence and whirling about discovered an asm of eight fangs almost on his heels. Cugel held high the pebble and cried out: “Away with you! I carry a sacred object and I do not care to be molested!” The asm spoke in a soft blurred voice: “Wrong! You carry an ordinary pebble. I watched and you scamped the rite. Flee if you wish! I need the exercise.”
>>24940902kekk
>>24940902Manchild.
>>24940920Manwoman
>>24940675The Sailor on the Seas of Fate
Infinite Jest
My diary desu
>>24941078It was Infinite Boredom for me
Lemony Snicket>"You're a retard, Olaf.">Olaf looked at her surprised.>"That's rich, coming from a felcher.""Felcher, in this instance, means that Violet is a man that eats out her own cum after putting it in a womans asshole."
>>24941808Huh
>>24941808most autistic and AGP post I've ever read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91gT68xeDMM
>>24940675Wodehouse
>>24940675When you bustin a nut and she keep suckin
>>24944098Is there a literary equivelent to this?
>>24940675any book by Céline or Limonov
>>24940675Good Soldier Svejk
