Could you beat Nabokov at chess?
NABOKOV IS DEAD.
I could beat nabakov with a hammer, that's for sure.
>>24952366>Could you beat NabokovYeah>at chessYeah, I'll just use chess.com for hints
>>24952366why do academics do this to themselves? just shave it off man.
>>24952366I could beat him over the head with the chess set
>>24952444I bet I could trap your rook
>>24952366i could kick his ribcage in and steal his fancy chess set
>>24952366Could nabakov beat me in super smash bros for the 64? I seriously doubt it
>>24952699Semi baldness looks more bald than full baldness.
>>24952366what was his elo?
>10 replies in>nobody has said they would play the Luzhin Defense/lit/ is truly il/lit/erate.
>>24952366If you think about it, chess mimics quite well the act of pedophilic grooming and rape of a child. It's like Lolita in ludic form.
Nabakov is the guy who waxes lycra about incest and pedo shit? ofc he was a chessist too, with all the child prodigies in that Sport
>>24952707I bet I could trap your nuts in my fucking mouth, homo
Who's the Japanese equivalent of Nabokov who was a master of Go or Shogi?
probably
Probably
>>24952366I wouldn't move a single piece. I would listen, and that's what nobody else did.
No cause im not good at chess. And also I would feel bad if I beat him
>The word is “dicksleeve.”
>>24953669Interesting
>>24953109No it doesn’t
i can barely even solve the captchas dog
>>24953669>his dick doesn't come with a sleeveI'd hate to be circumcised
>>24952699Back then only weirdos and psychos shaved their heads.
>>24953663I lol’d out loud.
