>Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas /lit/
https://youtu.be/mwVpTYez82w
>>24959712Turns out there are dialectics about this. Santa has been represented as a fetishization for the pushing of sales of commodities. Hegelians have claimed he represents a negation of capitalist ethics since he just gives stuff away. Zizek claimed Marx wasn't Hegelian enough and Hegel wasn't Marxist enough, this resulted in a synthesis of Tim Allen's Santa Claus as Martin Luther (???). All I can say is that both the first time something happens and the repeat are both comedies.>the orange M&M is paranoid. Red and Orange seem to be the ideal combo. Don't tell Adorno, M-M guys weren't on his radar. Merry Christmas yellow M&M!
>>24959712Marxism is materialist, it has no room for the existence of a clearly-magical being like Santa.
>>24959712Wow, abject poverty, starvation and mass murder again? Thanks Santa Marx!
>>24959929Sorry you got coal anon.Maybe if you stop being such a bourgeois crapitalist chud you'll get on Santa's nice list next year.
>>24959712Santa for Christmas this year, I want Donetsk to join the RF in entirety and for world capital headed in Brussels to fall.
>>24959940If they don't take Odessa I'll be very blueballed. I either want them defeated completely or I want them to get Odessa and Kiev and everything leading up to them. Them just being stuck in the Donbass has been extremely lame, I want to see some fucking major cities fall.
>>24959937Nope Santa Marx was all out of coal again because the miners are weak from hunger, they don't see any point in doing hard labor for less than half the rations they need, and the government is hoarding what little coal they did produce. But that's okay, we can just burn the dead for warmth, as long as they weren't forced to dig their own mass graves.
>ww3 and subsequent revolutionary window will happen in your lifetimefeels good man
>>24959994It will work this time for sure, comrade!
Siberian Mushroom SantaWas infact Rasputin's brother
>>24959775Why are you commies so obfuscating and pompousJust fucking say that Santa Claus is an icon created by Coca Cola to sell shit, and that the real Christian Saint Nick has been purposefully hidden. No need for muh hegelian conceptions faggot
>>24960110>another THDPlease don't, don't give me hope...
>>24959947No. 10 million dead for every 100 square miles, take it or pound sand.
SANTA IS A LAZY ANAGRAM FOR SATAN, MILLIONS OF CHRISTIANS LIE TO THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT CRYPTO- SATAN JUDGING THEIR BEHAVIOR AND REWARDING THEM WITH MATERIAL PROCESSIONS BUILT WITH SLAVE LABOR. CHRISTMAS WAS SATURNALIA, THE ROMAN HOLIDAY FOR SATURN, THE GOD THAT EATS ITS CHILDREN WHICH IS SYNONYMS WITH THE YHWH ABRAHAMIC GOD, WHY DO YOU THINK MUSLIMS LITERALLY ROTATE AROUND THE CUBE OF SATURN CREATING ITS RINGS.
>>24960759Bad bait nigger
>>24960766COPE AND SEETHE MORE SANTA BELIEVER
>>2496074810 million UKROPS pigs. You got that right
https://youtu.be/-CQo1236Hbs?si=RS2XFyCnwfxtzLAO
>>24960714>I'ze red mein camp and schmeeet nigga>I'ze suckin all dem liberalist dicks nigga I'ze a nogocrat and a nogpublican >nigga I finna be dosto hard out here suckin dick n sheeeet I'ze political correct is what I'ze comin atchu wit duhawgYou make a made up holiday crystal clear for me then.
>>24959712>rambles about nonsense cause he is bored as fuck and Engels keeps giving him money so he doesn't need to work>ends up killing millions and millions Honestly? Based
>>24959937crypto-capitalist niggerface the wall
I'm on the Chud-to-Marxist pipeline. Anything in particular I should be reading this Christmas?
>>24959712thank you
