>active retcons before the first chapter is already finished>contradictions >plants -> sun -> animals -> humans>Genesis 2: lol jk humans first then plants then animals>God "rested" on seventh day, also God never rests cause omnipotent>Judas dies two completely different ways in Matthew vs Acts>repetitive as fuck>genealogies that go on for pages listing random nobodies that never come up again>redundant laws section of 600+ rules but half are just "don't do this specific thing" repeated 50 ways>"don't boil kid in mother's milk" mentioned three separate times>deus ex machina routinely intervenes in fucking everything except where it matters>need to win battle? God sends hornets or confuses enemy>need food? mana bread falls from sky>need water? Moses hits rock>zero stakes, protagonist always wins with plot armor thicker than Goku>paper thin villains>Pharaoh won't free slaves because God literally hardens his heart>forces him to be evil so God can flex with plagues>info dumps out the ass>Leviticus: 27 chapters of ritual instructions nobody asked for>filler arcs that go nowhere>whole book of Numbers is literally census data and wandering complaints>40 years of "Are we there yet?">ending is sequel bait that goes completely off the fucking rails and upends the entire world-building set forth thus far >randomly throws in vampires, aliens, and dragons, just becauseThis is without a doubt, the worst written book I've ever read. If this was on scribblehub it'd have 2.3 stars and "dropped" in every review
>>24960108Yeah, the Bible is pretty retarded. I do recommend checking out the Quran, though. It's pretty coherent and the concept of God makes more sense
>>24960171I read that years ago and was equally astonished at how bad it was. Just as bad, if not worse, than the bible.>"The Quran" drops, supposedly perfect literature straight from divine ghostwriter>repetitive as hell>same stories recycled 20+ times>Moses vs Pharaoh arc? told like 15 different surahs with minor tweaks>Abraham smashing idols? copy paste that shit again bro>"warning to disbelievers: hellfire awaits" repeated every 5 pages>redundancy maxed>every surah except one starts with random disconnected letters "Alif Lam Mim">nobody knows wtf they mean, not even in-universe>then oaths by figs, olives, horses, sunrise like poetry filler>pure unadulterated wordcount padding>abrupt jumpscare structure>surahs not in chronological order, arranged by length longest to shortest>timeline bounces around like bad nonlinear webnovel>one verse talking about battle, next verse suddenly inheritance laws>doesn't know what transitions are, apparently Greek literature was alien to them>narrative contradictions galore>wine forbidden on earth but rivers of it in paradise>how many days creation take? 6 or 8?>who was the first Muslim Abraham or Moses or Muhammad>retcons from previous books>claims to confirm Torah and Gospel but then says Jews/Christians corrupted them>changes details like Mary sister of Aaron (1300 year gap whoops)>Jesus not crucified but "appeared so" last minute plot twist>classic sequel writer hating the old canon>info dumps and threatshalf the book is "believe or burn forever" spam>descriptions of hell go on for paragraphs, same tortures repeated>poetry pretentious as all fucking hell>keeps bragging "produce a surah like it if you can" challenge>but it's mostly rhymed prose threats and commands>if this dropped on wattpad it'd get called purple prose tryhard>plot holes in worldbuilding>sun sets in muddy spring>stars are missiles against devils>sperm comes from between backbone and ribs>sudden rule drops>mid-surah switch to "hey don't eat pork now" or "pray 5 times"If the Bible was 3/10, the Quran was borderline unreadable garbage.
>>24960180Cope
>>24960275It's convenient that instead of making us read their elaborate copes, anons have started using "Cope" by itself as a placeholder for them.
>>24960108>filtered this hard
>>24960171>>24960275>>24960735Behold, the brilliant Abrahamic community
>>24960108Yes, the bible is not the word of God and is full of errors and contradictions. The only "people" who take it seriously are subhumans, they don't matter and they're all going to be locked in cages and tortured by AI very very soon. And no matter how much they scream and beg and pray and plead, they will never be saved.
>>24961240>the atheist is fantasizing eschatologically again
>>24961324>"I-it's just an atheist fantasy it's not going to happen"Cope. You do not have much time left, subhuman.
>>24960108It was necessary for God to give Man laws that do not bring salvation, so that Man could not ask of God "Why did you not give us laws? We would have had salvation had you given us laws." Only after Man has received laws and has seen that laws do not bring salvation will Man look to God beyond the laws.
>>24961328>oi mate you've got a loisance for that ressentiment innit?
>>24961338See >>24961240
>>24961240Name one contradiction
>>24961367We've been through this a thousand times and you disgusting subhumans just ignore it or pretend the "context" eliminates the contradiction when it doesn't. This very thread shows multiple contradictions for which there is no context which removes them.Your screams are going to be music, and no matter how much you wail, you will never be saved.
>>24961375Still waiting for that one contradiction
>>24961379https://www.bartehrman.com/contradictions-in-the-bible/https://www.atheists.org/activism/resources/biblical-contradictions/
>>24960108>This is without a doubt, the worst written book I've ever read. If this was on scribblehub it'd have 2.3 stars and "dropped" in every review>analysis stops at NumbersDoesn't sound like you finished the book!
>>24961375>We've been through this a thousand times and you disgusting subhumans just ignore it or pretend the "context" eliminates the contradiction when it doesn't. This very thread shows multiple contradictions for which there is no context which removes them.Spiritual infallibility is different than literal infallibility.>Since everything asserted by the inspired authors or sacred writers must be held to be asserted by the Holy Spirit, it follows that the books of Scripture must be acknowledged as teaching solidly, faithfully and without error that truth which God wanted put into sacred writings for the sake of salvation.It's for salvation. The Bible isn't a video camera.>but heretic Jimbo saysUh huh.>But I REALLY need to masturbateOhhh, you should've just said that.
>>24961171Not an ontological categorical in the faintest.>But they all wanted to kill their sons for skydaddy>[Abraham] considered that God was able to raise men even from the dead; hence he did receive him back, and this was a symbol.
>>24961380ONE contradiction, that's all I asked. You can go through your links and find one you think must surely be a contradiction and get back to me here.
>>24961387The bible is not the word of God whether spiritually or literally. Jesus did not rise from the dead and he's never coming back. There is no salvation for you in the book of jewish fables.The machines are almost here, and it's going to get very VERY bad for you if you don't drop this nonsense soon.
>>24961391>The machines are almost here, and it's going to get very VERY bad for you if you don't drop this nonsense soon.HAHAHAHAHAH, oh no a typewriter is coming to get me!!!!! AHHHHHHH! Oh no it just EVOLVED into a bitmoji!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! Enjoy the devil's slave ship, midwit.
>>24961401My IQ is substantially greater than yours.Keep up the cope, though. Your jewish fairytale book does not come from God and will not save you.
>>24961404>My IQ is substantially greater than yours.Oh, all great and might IQ oracle!!! How many rotating shapes do you see?!?!?! How many word puzzle can you solve? Did you just say you solved a really really hard crossword and a Sodoku??!?!?!?! How may I worship at your altar and fountain of unfiltered insight?>>24961404>Your jewish fairytale book does not come from God and will not save you.>There is no salvation for you in the book of jewish fables.Your high IQ certainly doesn't give you any amount of originality.
>>24961412The bible is not the word of God. Jesus did not rise from the dead and is never coming back. Read this over and over until it sinks into that brain of yours.
>>24961418>Enjoy the devil's slave ship, midwit.Do you find it instructive that you chose to disagree with "midwit" and not being Satan's pawn?>Read this over and over until it sinks into that brain of yours.No. I will pray for you and stop responding. You are either too wounded to understand that the devil is using your wounds for his ends or you are cooperating with him, which is significantly more unfortunate (albeit maybe both which is quite sad as well).
>>24961435Satan does not exist, retard. Midwits do.The bible is not the word of God, whether spiritually or literally. Jesus did not rise from the dead and he's never coming back. You're genuinely behaving like a low IQ schizophrenic subhuman, it's pathetic.Angels and demons do not exist. If you don't understand this you have a profoundly low IQ.
