POV you're submitting to literary agents and need to pick which agent to send your bildungsroman novel to
>>24964285I'll take my chances with the tranny because they're not a woman.
>>24964305ah, for the opportunity of quid pro quo
>>24964285::grabs rifle::
>POV it's time to hear back from all those agents you queried
>Which agent would you send your diary to anon? Remember to email with a full synopsis, cover letter and which market your book is for!
>>24964285I'm brown so I'll pick the whitest one and throw in some sob story about life as an oppressed minority
>>24964332>mmm this looks like 12pt font I asked for 11.75pt
>>24964285Pretending to be a woman helps
>>24964341Not writing about your vagina or some abstraction thereof is a dead giveaway.
>>24964340KEK
Which one will you submit to, anon? They're looking for STRONG fiction
>>24964341All men should just get together and self publish and read each others shit exclusively.
>>24964384I am strongly considering this. I actually have a decent sized blog and with its 200k users a year perhaps 200 sales a year might be possible just straight off the site? If that works it would be good to allow others to self publish there too with just an amazon link maybe.
>>24964384Agreed. The best way to send a message to the publishing industry is to ignore it and boycott it.
>>24964365HR women have ruined society
>>24964384so when is this happening
https://www.compactmag.com/article/the-lost-generation/
>>24964600It starts now
>>24964624on /lit/?
>>24964603>They couldn’t have an all-white-male room. Maybe, if the show got another season, they’d be able to bring us on.
>>24964644GPT is literally a two-trillion dollar cocksucking machine that also gives you garbled Google results. It is built to suck your cock no matter what you say and then regurgitate something it half-digested from a Reddit post in 2017.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIoBSYpgYRw
>GPT is literally a two-trillion dollar cocksucking machine that also gives you garbled Google results. It is built to suck your cock no matter what you say and then regurgitate something it half-digested from a Reddit post in 2017.
>>24964644Let us know when you get your 200th rejection
>>24964285My what?
>>24964661Penis On Vagina
>>24964659i actually got an agent using it
>>24964285The most cock hungry woman, of course.
>>24964680I just checked anon's agent listOnly 5 out of the 200 are currently accepting submissions
>>24964661bildungsroman means YA in German
>>24964775No, it means fanfic
>>24964774Nobody really accepts submissions during the holidays.
>>249642854. Long undyed hair, not Asian, White or Black. Trustworthy face. The man us wearing makeup, need I say more?>>249643322. Pure instinct. Something tells me she has a willingness to hear out chuds. 4 is bait. 3 has an extremely powerful chudslaying aura. Would be scared to approach in public.>>249643651-3 are all good choices. 2 gives terf vibes, may have been disillusioned by trannies. Possible Lesbian. 1 is extremely plainly presented, not good at smiling for photos. Maybe not fully well integrated into society. 3 is a bit dangerous, well dressed, smiling, nicely posed. But still conservatively dressed and at least on the older side. 4 is not certainly doomed but the least safe choice by far.
Do you guys think it's possible to resuscitate the humanities before human civilisation ends? Or do we just have to accept that middle-class women have destroyed it ultimately.
>>24964955>3 has an extremely powerful chudslaying aura. Would be scared to approach in public.
I was at a literary event in my city and I was talking to one of my friends about her novel and she was saying it was "genre" ficion-y. Upon asking what about it she said was genre-y, she said the dialogue and the fact that she was building scenes at all was considered a genre fiction thing, as opposed to a prose/literary one. What the fuck lmao. Why do these people think prose poetry is the only legit form of literature and having basic narrative is something "lesser" that is only found in genre fiction?
>>24966116>she said the dialogue and the fact that she was building scenes at all was considered a genre fiction thing, as opposed to a prose/literary one.
