>be American Protestant child>after 364 days of boiled vegetables and dry chicken, it's finally that most wonderful time of the year, Christmas>after a dinner positively Catholic in its decadence (steamed Brussels sprouts, unsalted mashed potatoes, one cold slice of ham, and one unbuttered bread roll) you are finally permitted to open your one present, which is labeled "from Santa" to teach you that gifts always come from supernatural sources, never your friends or family>heart racing, you open the present>it's a novel about a little girl who gets both her legs broken>"Merry Christmas, young Anon! I hope getting such a lavish gift doesn't spoil you and make you as entitled as a heathen!
Puritans banned Christmas tho
All americans should be killed. Bunch of degenerates.
My family from the former USSR were converted to Evangelicalism by "missionaries" who wanted to turn us from our foul Catholic ways. This is the first Christmas I will celebrate now that I live alone because my father always said that Christmas is a pagan invention by the Roman Catholic pagans. Feels good to be normal.
>>24969354American missionaries*
