Varg is on his way to deliver the African children watermelon for Christmas ed.Old >>24967122
frost piss
damn it's truly over for /lit/
>>24969966The catalogue is moving very slowly yes.
another goofy ass nigga thread
lady snowblood duology is 10 bucks on apple tv rn i think im gonna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCUGblbBkw
>>24969966>>24969970You should be happy your fellow anons aren't on here during the holidays.
>>24970030I don't visit my parents until tomorrow. its only 930 pm here. right now O Holy Night is playing, got my room warmed up with a space heater and the tree is surrounded by gifts.
>>24970030I'd be happy if they were on here THOUGH.
when i walked by the coptic church earlier it was packed even tho they don't celebrate christmas officially until january idk the catholic church had a bunch of ppl going in too, the protestant church looked abandoned with the usual homeless dudes sleeping on the stairs in front tho
>>24969924is there a kind of "homophobia" where the gayness itself is not hated just the way they act and talk?
I hate Jesus, I don’t mean Christians, I don’t mean Church, I mean I hate Jesus the man and the God, fucking pussy
>>24970053It's called being a 4channer.
>>24970054Merry Christmas to you too, pal!>>24970049people are getting sick of the "performative" (god I fucking hate that word, but at least its less cringe than "woke") behavior of the Protestant church and seeking shelter elsewhere. honestly, as a baptized Lutheran I'd actually love to see Protestants get on the level of Cathodox's current level of respectability. while theology is a fun exercise in debate I actually think a lot petty infighting is bad generally speaking.
>>24970053That's the guy who says,>I don't hate homos, I hate faggots.
I want to kill God, he deserves death for creating everything, he’s the source of all crimes and all evil and he needs to answer for it
i like fagvoice, it's cute
>>24970070It’s even cuter when they cum on your dick
I remember once in high school while talking about movies with some friends and acquaintances, I wanted to demarcate between regular Hollywood, popcorn movies and serious arthouse films, so I said something like "granted, I'm an artfag" because I browsed 4chan at the time, and everyone looked and laughed at me.
>>24970062>>24970054Relax, buddy, your parents bringing you to church as a kid doesn't qualify as a traumatic event.
>>24970070>>24970075Very unwholesome topics to talk about this time of year
>>24970090If God exists he can be killed and should be, objectively the source of all problems, the ultimate trophy would be his head on my mantle next to my first buck
>>24970082https://youtu.be/clJuSoVmpRs?si=2FNhv9tmNf5W0thn
>>24970096How do you know God has a head?
>>24970099He made us in his image, therefore he has a physical body like us, and thus can and should be killed, we’re his Frankenstein’s monster and he should suffer. 30-06 is pretty reliable.
>>24970094i'm unwholesome but not the guy who wants to kill God?
>>24970106God wants me to kill him or he wouldn’t have created me in the first place
>>24970082You deserve to be laughed at for being an artfag.
Had this exchange w/ a friend the other night.
>>24970104>>24970096Who's my little edgy boy? My little edgelord? You are! Yes you are! *ruffles your hair*
idk if i put too much taurine in my protein shake like i usually just shake some out but tonight it was kind of a lot idk how much in grams hopefully nothing happens
>>24970113Your friend sounds insufferable.
>>24970114This is what he gets for bad customer service
>>24970113your friend sounds chill, what's his number?
Do you know any tricks Other than fucking other guys
>>24970174huh
I hate holidays so fucking much. Everything about them is so fake. Arbitrary dates where people pretend to care about religion or family or whatever. Putting up all those decorations is a waste of time. Christmas is nothing more than a materialistic exchange of "gifts". Maybe I'm just angry because I spend every holiday alone though. But I don't want to be around my family, and I know my family doesn't want to be around me even if they pretend otherwise. My friends all left me behind years ago. And of course I'll never find love. I still stand by the fact that holidays are all bullshit but at least they'd be enjoyable bullshit if I wasn't terminally sentenced to miss out on everything. I shouldn't be this pissed off on a day meant to celebrate the birth of Christ. I want to say it's not my fault but I know that's not entirely true.
>>24970178Pick a side kielbasa
>>24969924Dumb cunt.
>>24970180>anime avatar guy whining about his lame lifeu deserve it dude look how awful u are
>>24970206The Snow Halation image was meant to further my point about Christmas just being a bunch of bullshit, but you're spending your Christmas on an anime website too, you aren't much better.
midnight mass from nychttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXYmcdlHFe8
>>24970207>the old "but this was an anime website 20 years ago!"ok dude, "giving gifts is materialistc!" what are u a little kid expecting to get a new nintendo from santa? you're supposed to _exchange_ gifts, you break even, the point is to show you thought about someone by giving them something they will value. whatever dude go watch ur cartoons.
How the fuck does everyone in my family have so much more energy than me? Even the 70+ year old boomers seem to always have the energy to talk, shout, and sing non stop but I usually feel drained after a couple hours.
English losing their culture to Italians will somehow enrage them 800x more than decades of pakistani diddlers
I feel so good all the time even when i feel bad
After all we're all just goys at the mall.
>>24970236Malls are probably one of the few things from the 90s I'm happy to see die.
>>24969924My wife got me a kickass hardtuned coat and some pitviper sunglasses for Christmas. I'm unreasonably hype.
>>24970240malls are wack but the arcade was fire tho
>>24970240>>24970254Modern luxury malls with good lighting and boutique stores? Awful. Moody dark brown 90's malls? Awesome, particularly as a teenager on drugs.
>>24970260>Moody dark brown 90's mallsAlways gave me a bad vibe tb.h.
>>24970263I can see that. I have fond memories of feeling up large breasted scene girls and doing a bunch of acid in the sketchy movie theatre. Wearing gory metal shirts, fighting kids for no reason, seeing a guy getting stabbed, drinking a 40 of OE and yacking off the balcony onto a dude's Porsche. Running from security guards, mooching smokes off people, listening to metal at unreasonable volumes. Good times.
>>24970272God bless anon. Sounds kino. My local mall used to have a nice theatre too but it got torn down.
>>24970272I'd kick your head through the corrogated steel roof of a build a home in africa then have a fried chicken dinner with your fat whore mother. Your soul is bandai merchandise and belongs in liquid funko pop equity
What's the point in eating if I just have to eat again in a few hours? If I go long enough without eating then I'll never have to eat again and that seems a lot more convenient to me.
>>24970292Get a tattoo of a cheesesteak on your fat fucking jewish forehead, fatty
>>24970274Yeah man. They gentrified the shit out of my old mall. It used to be filled with disenfranchised teenagers, and now? Various ethnic tourists; each a carbon copy of the other with a different coat of paint.I remember seeing James and the Giant Peach in the same theatre with my parents when I was like 4. It was magical, probably one of the foundational experiences in my whole life; that combination of the macabre and whimsical never really returned. I remember the distinctly 90's pattern on the seats, the big back lit neon concession stand. Going into what felt like a noneuclidean secret place bigger on the inside than it was on the outside. The low lighting, the runway strip style highlights up the steps, eating popcorn with my mom and thinking the peach looked like the best tasting thing in the world during the big musical number. That was before I changed schools and moved to the next town, when I had childhood friends in the same neighborhood. Back when people went all in on Halloween. Good times.>>24970278Well golly, I'm positively petrified. Oh no, what will my jaded adult self do? Teenage nihilist me was fucked up, I wouldn't really want to fight that guy, but hey to each their own.
>>24970292Just eat once a day like everyone else, though if you don't get the calorie intake you need, expect to sleep more, feel more tired and run down, over time.
>>24970297Amerimutts are all elf on the shelf faggots used to making threats behind a nuclear shield hospital AR-15 and chuck norris. Real fighters are humbled before long but useless faggot mallgoth whores like you imagine they are something other than the cultural smegma of a heroin highway pseudo industry of selling lingerie to 12 year olds. If you bought your "nihilism" from somewhere other than the big lebowski and pedro the gay meth dealer then maybe you would have done us all the favor of nihilating your nilla wafer ass
>>24970297>Back when people went all in on Halloween. Good times.Fuck man... ;_; My neighbourhood hasn't got hardly any Christmas decorations up either. It's all godless chinks and pagan jeets living around me now. Insanely grim.
Not reading tonight. Nope. Getting high.
>>24970308Reading is for me only. You thought you went stealing but I got a trout pond now.
>>24970309Sounds Burroughs-esque.
>>24970311>burroughSounds donkey esque. Or living in a hole esque. Do you just mumble random mick surnames while wetbacks rape your mother and sell your sister back to your family as a marketing major?
sexual attraction is pretty weird. how is a specific shape and arrangement of tissue and skin arousing?
>>24970082I think most movies, artfag or not, are strongly articulated, which works to their detriment. I'm no cinephile, so I don't know the proper words to explain it, but the reliance on montage, musical cues, camera movement often gets overbearing, borderline parodic.
>>24970294I'm not Jewish and I'm not fat, and even if I was Jewish I couldn't eat a cheesesteak since those aren't kosher. I'm actually underweight.>>24970303Most people eat three times a day and I usually eat one or two times a day but still end up getting hungry in a few hours after that anyways. Don't eat, I get hungry, do eat, I get hungry again anyways. I think Schopenhauer wrote about this.
>>24970314
>>24970320>I'm not Jewish>uhhh I think Shlingenstein the Definitely Non Jew Mook said I'm a cool little fat fucking obese infant fucking fat baby who Jews make the "ooh" face like I'm vetted into the jew gameEat your grandfather's shoe leather you ugly fucking waistline bursting semite fuck
>>24970326Are jennifer carpenter and sabrina carpenter related or has America accepted that rape victim experiences are unique and biology is a form of oppression?
>>24970329ok this post made my night, I was feeling pretty bad about being alone on Christmas but this concoction of unbridled antisemitism made me actually laugh out loud
>>24970304Dang, what's up your butt? For the record, I saw a horrific car crash when I was 14 or so. The people were absolutely alive, but there were... wet parts on the road. It was obvious they wouldnt survive long, and because I was standing there they were asking me for help. Like what was I going to do about it? Can't fix your kid's head. I'm over it now, have been for a long ass time. The guy you think you're picking a fight with? Top quality athlete with multiple scholarship offers, still processing that shit years later, full of cocaine and sexually attracted to violence. As was the style at the time. But people change. Got my shit together as good as anyone. Still look back on it fondly none the less.>>24970306That's why you have to go hard. I'm big on decorating now; National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation style.
>>24970336I'm not sure what egotism you think you're hiding behind other than the vehicle safety jewcock racketeering industry but people who get in car accidents are by nature too dumb to drive cars. Your proximity to human autism doesn't change my perspective that you are mold from a japanese corporation focused on creating entertainment and gambling products. If anything you are rapidly drawing closer to your own inevitable demise by talking. You get that I made Ziggy Sobotka actor khs right? I helped that black bitch give david bowie cancer too. I consume the dead like you stuff your brain at hot topic like the preregistered japanese owned human property that you are.
>>24970316Because you are incidental to the main goal which is reproduction so there is no obligation for it to make sense or even pleasurable
>>24970320Conquer your mind and the feelings of fullness and hunger will become a breeze against a mountain
>>24970340No anon, sometimes shit just goes south for no reason at all, and you happen to be standing there when it happens. Life is both cruel and horrifying in the impersonal arbitration; I don't believe absolute truth can ever be known by temporally limited subjective beings, but I do believe the journey is reason enough to aspire, even if the progress ultimately doesnt matter for whatever reason. It's not personal, just reality. And I choose to like people anyways, even weird dorks like you, for basically no reason other than I choose to. Humans are pretty great, by and large.Hope you have a Merry Christmas, you're obviously on some weird shit at the moment. Maybe it was my fault for sharing, but that's a you problem.
>>24970351>fart character>says some gay fart shitYou should listen to your friend fart wayne chung. He's a cool dude.
There is one view towards what we call "depression" that considers it less of a disease and more of an inevitable state for a particular person in a particular circumstance. "It is natural", they claim, "For a man to be suicidally depressed if he has no hope of finding love, and it is absurd for psychiatry to try and pathologize what's an extremely normal human emotion." This can even be called the common, non-clinical view.And this is mostly applied to the question of relationships, because for most men, a relationship truly is the most important thing in their lives. If you read the biographies of famous men though you'll find that relationships are often put entirely on the back-burner, and what really drives these men towards the heights of joy (or the maddening depths of despair) are more abstract and particular things. Wittgenstein contemplated suicide every day for a year when he could not publish his Tractatus, and the lives of all the eminent men are filled with things like this. In our modern psychiatry we might find room to justify a man's suicidal depression over lovelessness as "natural", but we could hardly allow ourselves to justify Wittgenstein's longing for suicide in the same way, because man's desire to philosophize or to find God is anything but universal whereas the needs for love and intimacy reveals itself among even the smaller mammals. In this way psychiatry handicaps itself to a profound degree, for if it cannot find in biology the mirror of the depression it seeks, then this depression becomes a pure "mistake" in the Aristotelian sense and loses all basis for its emergence to begin with. We may say this depression has "failed to become" scientific; a failure of telos.But tell me, whence came Wittgenstein's need to philosophize? Surely it came from him. That mysterious airy passion is the real telos. Properly speaking, if we cannot acknowledge this drive as teleological, then this amounts to saying that our entire western civilization is built on air, for behind each and every one of those dear contributors to our civilization is some bizarre nervous temperament not dissimilar to Wittgenstein, like Semmelweiss for instance. It is so horribly easy to pathologize all these figures, and claim that their drives are arbitrary. On the contrary, it is perhaps more accurate to say that their drives are the one non-arbitrary thing about them, whereas the whole of the wider world presents itself to them as arbitrary, which causes their pain. Perhaps we are all draft animals who need a little prodding, and for those with great destinies, they need the most prodding of all, for their natural end lies the furthest from what is considered common and good and right.
>go to a book forum on reddit>everything they say is retarded Why does this happen??
>>24970412It's reddit. It's the internet's home for midwits.
>>24970424>>24970424>>24970424
>>24970425Fuck you stanislaus
Stillness is a tombwith good posture and clean shoesI prefer the vertigo of becoming
>>24970216Alcohol. Or you're just an introvert.
>>24970429You're a fat ugly whore and I'll beat you dead before you queef out another community approved note of Jew-praise
Merry Christmas /wyt/
merry christmas
Merry Big Dick Christmas
merry christmas to all
if you’re gonna be a deadbeat cousin you need good christmas gifts
bailey family’s been a boil on my neck long enough.
"The simple amount of dick kicks this man has is hilarious."Wasn't expecting to hear that today.
spending the early hours of Christmas (Merry Christmas!) watching Nolan's Tenet for the first time
>>24970754Merry Christmas, what's Nolan's Tenet about? Worth watching?
Most men would be happy in my situation. Wife, kids, house, lots of presents and food. However, it's difficult to be happy upon the realization that I had very little choice in all of it. All these 'achievements' are more or less the result of inertia rather than any sort of 'will' or effort or choice on my part. It's a sort of luck only a cursed soul as mine could have. I deserve to be alone. I should be alone. My place should be exchanged with a lonely man who would be happy here.
>>24970754goddamn this is some complicated shit>>24970790a movie. it on Netflix. and so far yeah
>>24970799Having a wife and kids sounds miserable.
>>24970799How did you end up with a house, wife and kids without it being your choice?
>>24970827More importantly how is he posting on xmas if he has a wife and kids.
>>24970835>"Honey, I have to shitpost on 4chan real quick.">goes downstairs.
>>24970835Posting from the loo, m8
Here comes the Christmas choir
>>24970838You don't make your wife and children watch you shit like my dad did? We had to clap once he flushed and watch it go down before telling him congratulations and hugging him. Later when we were older we had to shake his hand.
>>24970843This sounds like something that happens in North Korea to show respect for the head of the house or something.
>>24970843This cant be real
>>24970826What did he mean by this? Having a wife and kids is the greatest joy a man can ever have, there are no downsides whatsoever.
>>24970856Having kids is a good and noble thing, its how we are all here, but when I see that life, I'm revolted by it. It isn't for me, no matter how many married men try to tell me otherwise. I can see how fucking tired and sad they look.
Despite his novels being unremittingly bleak, I find them to be a source of strength; a reminder of natural law and self-reliance.
>>24970856joy is the wrong word
>>24970890What makes you revolted by it?Don’t you have any nephews or nieces?
wolves howling
Waking life—a temporary embarrassment in the blessed tranquility of nothingness.
>>24970890>I can see how fucking tired and sad they look.When you become a father with children you start to understand why men cheat, why they become workaholics, or get into diy hobbies... anything to keep themselves occupied or inject some volatility into their lives sad lives. Life ends when you're married with children.
>>24970917Novels are anything but natural law representation
>>24970890>It isn't for me, no matter how many married men try to tell me otherwise.Crab bucket a weird thing about married men is that a lot of them, not all, but there are men who actually produce more estrogen when they are married with kids; most likely due to lack of sleep. So when they see a man around their same age, unmarried, free, and unburdened there's a weird chemical reaction that goes off in their head where they start to employ female strategies to destroy that in other men.I'm not saying that they are aware of it, I'm not saying that all men do it, but there's something about a middle aged unmarried man that married men feel a compulsion to then advertise marriage too and I genuinely think they do it because some part of them resent you for it.
>>24970950You could argue that the best sellers list is nothing more but natural selection of literature that favors more of that thing to be made and outcompete other genres (read: species) of books, its not a perfect simulacrum but its close.
>>24970946Why can’t you just do your hobbies you’ve always done and follow your dreams if you have kids?
london’s empty
>>24970890>>24970946I always felt like this happens only to men who are unhappily married- ie. They chose a bad wife which then terrorizes him non stop for years, and then they inevitably have some stupid ungrateful brats for kids.They were most likely rushed or pressured into marriage with a wrong spouse.If your wife is good then you wouldnt have this issue
Says a lot that these threads are always the most active when it’s a holiday. Why aren’t you with your families?
>>24971006>Why aren’t you with your families?I'm pissed because my sister was supposed to be here so the family can unwarp presents but she is over an hour late and I'm getting very impatient about unwrapping gifts. She'll probably want help bringing in her gifts as well.
>>24970999you’re describing 90% marriages
>>24970950Nonsense. You're only starting a semantic argument with yourself... Have fun.
>throw a "haista paska"(smell shit) their way>tell them to pull a cunt over their headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxDC1JMdEQQ
>>24971010you have to be 18+ to post here
>>24971010her crimes seem so small next to your genuine anger over such a misdemeanour and genuine betrayal of talking family business on 4ch
>>24971055I'm 35, old enough?
>>24971061Weird projection but I'm also not the one who is late and wasting everyone else's time because she overslept.
>>24971064the horrific and inhuman crime of being late(!!!) pales in comparison to parading all this on /lif/
>>24971066What? I'm not allowed to be upset that everybody got here on time but 1 person and now we have been waiting for an hour, almost 2?
>>24971070just watch a movie and open your socks later?
>>24971073NO!!! I WANT MY SOCKS NOW!!!But I've been helping with the cooking on and off, I'm allowed to be upset she is late.
>>24971078what’s not allowed is venting in this way on 4chan about your blood sister oversleeping: i know there are actual diagnosed autistic people here but even still i feel like i shouldn’t need to explain
>>24970946nothing wrong with spending time with kids and loved ones
>>24971084It's weird you're acting like I've just announced a blood feud and not a one off comment about why I'm here posting.
>>24971090maybe i have a weak stomach
>>24971106Who knows, Merry Christmas weak stomach anon.
You get me closer to god
>>24971210Well yes, I'm a priest, son.
>conversate with someone for a couple minutes>spend the next 20 hours anxious about itc'mon, this can't be my reality
All I want for Christmas is a Jewish gf and a gun
>>24970946This is true. And it's not even kids desu it's the wife men want to get away from. Living together with a woman for more than 12 months is horrible, I don't know how men manage 10s of years of marriage.
>>24969924Merry Christmas /lit/
>>24969924Few things as boring and repulsive as AI optimism
I had a dream where I was in a shootout with police and ATF officers who were trying to confiscated my firearms (I don't actually own any IRL) and I was shot to death after taking at least a couple officers down with me. It was the best dream I've had in a long while. That must be what dying a warrior's death feels like.
I spent most of christmas entertaining the child of the daughter of the woman my dad lives with.That ipadgeneration is fucked, and honestly i felt it was a waste of time spending time on kinless people
Foids and foid accessories
>>24971573you sellin'?
>>24969924Can asexual people get libidinal when they are drunk, is that how it works? I don't know, it don't understand why it would work like that. That makes very little sense.
>>24971617In vino veritas
>>24971617I ask this because I had a recent close encounter with someone who is nominally asexual but gave very clear indications of wanting to have sex with me. Even sent me a text reading "Next time something else might happen".
>>24971622asexuality is a label not unlike lbqt. So That person is mentally ill either wayStay clear
One out of four people on Earth is Indian.
>>24969982Nigga shut the fuck up
>>24971617>>24971622A lot of people claim to be asexual or aromantic when that's really not the case. Very very few people actually have absolutely no sex drive due to physiological or psychological reasons. Even old ass grampas with broke dicks and low T like looking at ass.People use those terms as either:>as a quirk chungus label to fit in with the alphabet soup crowd>as a way to signal they're not looking for a relationship right then or that they're not interested in someone>because they have insanely weird fetishes and just aren't attracted to normal people or people in general>because they're extremely sexually repressed>or they might just be confused/retarded or just low libido>or just straight up lying for malicious purposes, like to make people think they won't creep on themIf it's a guy then it could very well be the latter.>Even sent me a text reading "Next time something else might happen".Sound that sounds kinda rapey desu
I miss you.
>>24971833When I was very young I had an e-gf tell me she was asexual only to later cheat on me with a girl she knew irl.
Thinking about how not a single animal was wanted ;_;
>>24971833O.o spider kitty
>>24971833She's a girl, I'm a guy.>>Even sent me a text reading "Next time something else might happen".It was said in a somewhat flirty way with an emoji.Still very odd.
if a scorpion saw a lobster, it would think it were a mermaid
>>24971413Merry Christmas fellow /lit/izen.
